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| {{Years}}
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| [[File:ED 2011.jpg|thumb|All about 2011.]] | |
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| 2011 was plagued by the [[brony]] menace and a mass influx of shitty memes produced by 14 year old [[Gen Z]] fags. Autists also wage [[serious business]] against us in attempt to kill us for good, after ED gets whacked by the beached whale; only for true EDiots to re-build the site from the ashes.
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| Need a recap of what happened [[2010|last year]]? We've got you covered.
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| ==Dramatica Events from 2011==
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| ===January===
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| [[File:Riptweet.png|thumb|The mighty three letter message.]]
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| * [[711chan]] tries to hoard the bronies
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| : Now they're getting desperate.
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| * [[Jared Lee Loughner]] brings out the guns
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| : Gabrielle Giffords is still laughing at him.
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| * [[DJ KEEMSTAR]] returns
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| : Resuming his usual schedule of yelling at 13-year-old boys on the internet.
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| * ED's [[twitter]] delivers a heartbreaking tweet.
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| : The first attempt to bring [[OhInternet]] to the scene only to be stopped with the message "RIP" leading to people protesting against its closure.
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| * [[The Great Egyptian Riot of 2011|Egypt goes nuts]]
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| : Sand niggers united.
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| * [[4chon.net]] was birthed; simply a carbon copy of 4chon.org
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| : [[User:NekoArc|NekoArc]] is not smiling.
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| * [[Puella Magi Madoka Magica|Meduka]] sets a mark as one of the worst anime fandoms in history
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| : Taught the internet that being Meguca was suffering.
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| * [[co/|/co/]] gets a little too attached to [[My Little Pony]]
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| : Their perversion over cartoon horses lead to [[4chan]]'s temporary death.
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| * [[AHS]] drama reaches its end
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| : The idol they worshipped got married. Fanboy tears were shed for their irritating Japanese pop star.
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| * [[weev]], Encyclopedia Dramatica's greatest sysop ''ever'', is arrested.
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| : [http://freeweev.info FREE WEEV]
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| * [[Atimon]] is still in love with a cartoon meerkat
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| : TIMON DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU!!!
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| * [[CopperCab]] pins his life problems on [[Boxxy]]
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| : The new ginger King of [[b/|/b/]] is not pleased.
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| * [[eFukt]] forums closed
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| : Reason for doing so was never stated.
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| * [[Aeverine Nieves]] returns to YouTube
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| : Peace has been disrupted.
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| * [[Jessi Slaughter]] gives her nudes to her boyfriend
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| : Leads to her father's violence and ultimately lead her to live in a foster home.
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| * Remaining members of [[Patriotic Nigras]] attempt to revive [[Fort Longcat]]
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| : Only to get it deleted. RIP | |
| * [[Drawrawr]] created
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| : New place for bronies and pedos everywhere.
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| ===February===
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| * [[Duty Calls]] revealed
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| : [[Call of Duty]] fanboys drop their shit.
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| * <strike>[[4chan]] [[mods]] ban "Official [[My Little Pony]]" threads
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| : Bronies and faggots are pissed; /b/ engages in a shitstorm.</strike> For almost four seconds. As of now, you can post ponies and [[mods]] don't give [[Shit noone cares about|two fucks.]]
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| ===March===
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| * [[Japan Crisis of 2011|Earth attempts to get rid of Japan once again]]
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| : Event is now translated by five different fansub groups.
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| * [[Rebecca Black|Gotta get down on Friday]]
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| * [[Nichole337]] hits rock bottom.
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| : I can has money?
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| * [[DestinyMew]] gets unbanned from deviantART
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| : Her hearing aid is set to weeaboo.
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| * [[YTMND]] 3.0
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| : Max should have closed the damn thing down by now
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| ===April===
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| [[File:Cleaned up OI.png|thumb|What nightmares are made of.]]
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| * [[DeviantART]]'s April Fool's Day
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| : [[Trollface]]s everywhere.
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| * [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] goes down [[lies|temporarily]]
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| : You know what this means.
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| * '''ABOVE STATEMENT IS A LIE'''. [[OhInternet|Someone pulled a reverse phoenix]]
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| : The abortion known as OhInternet was born.
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| * [[Ryan Cleary]] responds to [[girlvinyl]]'s bullshit
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| : Releases our beautiful [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED 2.0]]
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| * AnonOps does [[Operation Restoration|something worthwhile]].
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| : But that still doesn't make them ok in our book.
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| * [[girlvinyl]] nudes leaked
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| : OH GOD WHY
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| * [[Playstation 3|PSN]] closed, due to hackers
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| : brb [[dox]]
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| * [[Lurkmoarpedia]] and some other shitty ED mirror get spammed out of existence.
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| : And nothing of value was lost.
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| * [[LifeInATent|LifeENDSInATent]] page started on facebook
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| : LIAT gets mad.
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| * [[Sagechu]] fucks up: ED style
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| : Arguing with admins is fucking serious.
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| * [[Chris-chan]] tranny pics were discovered
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| : He's just getting worse.
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| * [[Tornadoes]] hit Tuscaloosa
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| : Nigger and hill billy cities were the only targets. God Bless America!
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| * [[Nyan Cat]] meme is born
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| : Lead to everyone selling mountains of cookie cutter shit dedicated to it.
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| ===May===
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| [[File:Osamabanner.jpeg|thumb|~*~you will always be in our heartz ~*~]]
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| * Our [[Osama|American hero]] has been unjustly killed
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| : Now this is personal, [[Jew]]s.
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| * [[AnonOps]] fucking implodes
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| : Down the toilet where it belongs.
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| * [[LulzSec]] is founded
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| : Hacking storm ensues.
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| * LulzSec goes on a hacking rampage
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| : Fox X Factor, Fox Sales Database, UK ATM Database, SONY Japan and PBS were all hacked within a month.
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| * [[Rapture]] happens
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| : No wait nvm
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| * [[Randy Savage]] dies
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| : HNNNGGGGGG
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| * [[Dominique Strauss-Kahn]] gets arrested
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| : Keep that old hairy dong away from her you fucking Jew.
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| * Despite only being up for a few months, [[4chon.net]] starts causing some major drama on the tubes.
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| : Just look at [[Seisatsu|Seisatsu's]] floppy dong!
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| * [[Ryan Cleary]] DDoSes [[Dreamhost]].
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| : [[savetheinternet]] loses $130 in the process and is forced to beg for money.
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| * [[Codenamesailorearth]] seeks attention on YouTube.
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| : She [[Trolls|gets it]]
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| * Ryan Dunn, known [[Jackass]], dies
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| : These deaths are getting suspicious now...
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| * [[Weinergate|Anthony Weiner]] posts [[dong]]s
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| : You ''may'' have cybered with a politician, ladies.
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| * [[Tornadoes]] hit Joplin
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| : 138 people killed within the small portion it hit.
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| ===June===
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| [[File:Ryansmomsnote.jpg|thumb|right|gtfo plz]]
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| * [[Robert Cavanaugh]] gets [[v&]]
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| : The first warning to [[LulzSec]] members.
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| * [[Ryan Cleary]] gets [[v&]]
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| : Good Night Sweet Prince ;__;
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| * [[Advice Dog]] saves 4chan from [[ponies]]
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| : Thank you triple digits!
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| * [[savetheinternet]] breaks [[EDF2]]
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| : The greatest mystery in life, EDF2's database password, was really niggers1. The shock of the century.
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| * [[Anal Cunt|Seth Putnam]] dies
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| : What an artist the world hath lost.
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| * [[Tom Preston]] admits to being a sick fuck
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| : No Tom, your comics do not make up for those mental scars.
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| * [[WeatherManKevin|A one man legal team]] wages war with ED over Facebook
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| : Do we really have to elaborate on the results?
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| * [[GreenReaper]] continues to make an ass of himself by stalking a [[Equivamp|15-year-old girl]] and repeatedly calling the ISP of an ED sysop he didn't like.
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| : On a side note, half of [[WikiFur|WikiFur's]] regulars got banned in the process.
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| * [[Tornadoes]] hit Springfield
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| : Received national coverage despite the fact that it only killed ''four'' people.
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| * [[PMDrive1061]] commits [[Wikicide]]
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| : Dox'd by <s>[[Daniel Brandt]]</s> [[Meepsheep]]. (EDitors note: He called the fucking cops on me!)
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| * [[Duke Nukem Forever]] was released
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| : Disappointment ensued.
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| ===July===
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| * [[Girlvinyl]] rats on us
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| : ED goes down for more than a week
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| * [[EDF2]] comes back
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| : This time it's legal!
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| * [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] returns
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| : ED is back stronger than ever.
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| * [[Anders Behring Breivik]] sets a new high score
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| : Good for you, [[Norway]]!
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| * [[Amy Whinehouse]] died
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| : Though she was dead inside for years...
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| * [[Chase me ladies, I'm the Cavalry|An Essjay copycat]] tries to run the [[GNAA]] off of Wikipedia.
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| : Needless to say, it didn't work.
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| * [[James Cordone]] fakes his death to try to get off of ED.
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| : Will these fucking furfags ever learn?
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| * [[Clayranger89]] threatens to leave YouTube
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| : So far, nobody gave a shit.
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| * [[DrMusic2]] brings his obnoxiousness to [[EDF2]]
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| : We're still debating over his gender.
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| * [[Conservapedia|Robert Smith]] rebels against the goon squad
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| : Got defrocked by August.
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| * [[Frank Garrett]] dies
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| : The internet will miss him.
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| * [[KrappleGuy]] goes to Vegas to fuck a girl from the internet
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| : Didn't go exactly as planned.
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| * [[Furry Paws|Skullsmasher]] fakes his death
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| : Did it as an attempt to weasel out of his commissions.
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| ===August===
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| [[File:RcD1M.jpg|thumb|An EDiot celebrating CIGARSEX]]
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| * [[UK Lootfest 2011|The United Kingdom]] goes apeshit
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| : Hey, we all need a new pair of shoes.
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| * [[Gizgiz]] commits suicide
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| : Doing God's work by getting rid of a furry.
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| * [[Tablecow]] and his army of 1337 hax0rs destory ED in the name of his hero [[Taekesi]].
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| : What he fails to realize is that Taekesi is really three trolls who get off by messing with people like Tablecow.
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| * [[Longseet]] discovered
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| : Another reason to hate [[deviantART]] a little more.
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| * [[Chris-chan]] brutally exposes [[Jack Thaddeus]].
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| : Separated at birth?
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| * [[Bungie.net|Reacharound forums]] were spammed by a group of trolls
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| : lolReach
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| * [[Jessi Slaughter]] apologizes
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| : Her father died of a heart attack. His heart dun goof'd.
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| * paz is appointed as the new president of the [[GNAA]]
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| : Won his voters through his debate against [[Blog|bzb]] and [[Shota|toastmonster]] as he made fart noises during their speeches.
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| * [[User:Beefrave|beefrave]] gives birth to [[CIGARSEX]]
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| : Move over, Casual Friday.
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| ===September===
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| * [[Chris-chan/People#Bob_Chandler_.28Father.29|Bob Chandler]], notable internet lumberjack, dies.
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| : Spill one out for a fallen homie.
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| * [[DO NOT PUBLISH... THIS IS A TEST|DO NOT PUBLISH...]]
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| : THIS IS A TEST
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| * [[Occupy Wall Street|Some kids decide to fight the system they work for]].
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| : And the [[attention whores]] got v&
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| * [[Doe Deere]] offered her house and poisoned cats to be used in a Locketship photo session
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| : Used as an attempt to show off her and her shitty make-up. Nobody took up her offer leading her to cry like a bitch.
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| * [[Felice Fawn]] scams a tumblr user
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| : Stolen approximately $100 from her and gave her a picture of her middle finger.
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| ===October===
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| [[File:IDied.png|thumb|Now introducing the hipster coffin.]]
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| * [[Forever Alone|ForeverAlone.us]] is launched
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| : Now you can be lonely with the rest of the internet.
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| * [[Steve Jobs]] succumbs to [[HIV|Anally Injected Death Sperm]]
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| : That's what he gets for founding Apple.
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| * [[Great iPhone 4S disappointment of 2011|Apple delivers disappointment]]
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| : WHY APPLE WHY
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| * [[shit|Blackberries]] all over the world get bricked
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| : Congratulations on downloading shit to go along with shit.
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| * [[Italian Wikipedia]] closes down for media attention.
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| : YHBT by Jimbo Wales.
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| * [[MyAdopts]] wages war on ED
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| : Guess who's the winner.
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| * Athus Nadorian, designer of animal dildos from [[Bad Dragon]], [http://www.flayrah.com/3709/athus-nadorian-designer-bad-dragon-reported-dead dies]
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| : There is a god!
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| * [[Muammar Gaddafi]] gets raped in the ass
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| : With a knife
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| * [[Paul Fetch]] rips off Occupy Boston for thousands
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| : Got dox'd hard
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| * [[Newgrounds]] got crashed by [[Xenophilia|Andrew Hussie's]] fangirls
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| : you will not be missed
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| * An entire year has gone by since [[OldDirtyBtard]]'s death
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| : We're keeping your ED dream alive
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| * Video of [[Judge William Adams]] paddling his kid for using the internet is uploaded
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| : 2011 Father of the Year nominee
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| * [[Chris-chan]] and his mother were arrested for disturbing the Game Place
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| : Even as a tranny, he never learns.
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| * [[tails gets trolled]] is released
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| : The best comic ever made.
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| ===November===
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| [[File:Bill9929.jpg|thumb|150px|[[Bill9929]]. That smile didn't last long]]
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| * [[Kelseyalicia]] tries to fuck ED over
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| : Didn't go according to plan...
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| * [[SOPA]] spreads fear throughout the tubes
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| : <span style="background-color:black">###################</span>
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| * [[John Pike]] preforms a public service
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| : Just keeping over-privileged college kids in their place
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| * [[Bill9929]] founds AntiEDGroup
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| : <span style="color:red">'''STATUS: CRYING/DOX'D</span>
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| *The [[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim|best game of the year]] is released.
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| :The [[I Took an Arrow in the Knee|best meme of the year]] follows shortly after.
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| ===December===
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| *[[SheWolf]] proves she has no sense of humour and starts [http://www.change.org/petitions/petition-for-encyclopedia-dramatica-to-take-down-rape-page petition to take down ED's rape article].
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| :With predictable [[lulz|results]].
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| *Amurikan military quietly leaves [[Iraq|Irack]] in a pile of shit and shambles.
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| :The Iraqi [[Trolls|terrorists]] [[bullshit|gleefully celebrate their liberation]] and the departure of American troops by going on a party-spree of suicide bombings.
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| *[[Paul Christoforo]] caps off the year by shit-talking to customers, having a transcript and dox dropped by [[Penny Arcade]], then digs himself even deeper.
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| ===Happy New Year===
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| * It's [[2012]]
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| : World ends faster than you can say [[Candlejack]], and no one gives a sh-
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| ==See also==
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| * [[Deaths in 2011]]
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| * [[OhInternet]]
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| * [[2012]]<noinclude>
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| {{history}}
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| {{Timeline|Dramatic Years|[[2010]]|2011|[[2012 (year)|2012]]}}
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| {{Timeline|Featured article December 30th and 31st, [[2011]]|[[Mudkip]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[SOPA]]}}
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| [[Category:2011| ]]</noinclude>
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