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| [[2006]] was a good year for drama. [[Democrats]] won the House and the Senate, only to [http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/12/14/news/senate.php see their one seat majority die] of a [[heart attack]] before the [[VTEC_Just_Kicked_In_Yo|power kicked in yo]]. [[Loose Change]] creators released another batshit video, and all while the machine of [[IRL]] worked, drama was occurring all throughout the [[internets]], which we now know are [[Ted Stevens|a series of tubes]]. It was the designated the International [[Asperger's]] Year ([[seriously]]) commemorating the [[100]]th anniversary of the birth of Dr. Hans Asperger, discoverer of Asperger's Syndrome.
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| The most important thing to remember before reading this article is that [[Fred Bauder]] cannot practice law in Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.
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| Need a recap of what happened [[2005|last year]]? We've got you covered.
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| <youtube>9Ym3BA9lXF4</youtube><br>Sheneequa's throwback to 2006.
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| ==Events==
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| ===January===
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| *Bantownians claim to hijack more than 900,000 LiveJournal accounts.
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| *The "OH SHIT WE'RE SCREWED!" Era comes to an end.
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| *[[Madrigalskylark]] "goes nuts"
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| *[[thoseskinnygirls]] founded
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| *[[Ebaumsworld]] attacked by [[YTMND]] for [[image theft]]. [http://wewon.ytmnd.com/ You can guess who won].
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| ===February===
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| *[[Jakejekyll]] is down with the clowns. In [[hell]].
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| *[[Crazayjillay]] popped out a [[baby]].
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| *[[Djfox]] left forever.
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| *[[Futuristic Sex Robotz]] released album Hotel Coral Essex. You have likely never heard of them.
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| ===March===
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| *[[Delete fucking everything]] becomes known after [[Jacknstock]], Banaan, and [[User:Bastardman|Bastardman]] delete a slew of articles before [[done with ED|quitting ED forever]].
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| *[[Cosplayfucks]] reached 1000 members again.
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| *[[Meatspin.com]] sold on [[eBay]].
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| *[[David Shadle]] charged with first-degree murder.
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| ===April===
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| [[Image:Anwinner.jpg|thumb|Rest in peace.]]
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| *[[Dwarlinggirlxcore]], a girl calling herself the [[lesbian]] lover of [[Harry Potter]]'s [[Emma Watson]] causes plenty of [[lulz]] on ED.
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| *[[Mitchell Henderson]] gets his iPod stolen, and shoots himself in the head. Thus, he is the [[An hero#2006|2006 Golden iPod recipient]].
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| ===May===
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| *[[LJ]] mommies go batshit-insane when [[LJ Abuse]] tell them they cannot have breastfeeding default icons.
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| *A teacher calls a student "nigga" and sparks a massive political [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XURRzofbMc0 debacle]
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| **Get away from the door, niggaa
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| ===June===
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| *ED's [[3000th Article]] is created.
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| *[[Andrewpants]], the guy who fucked [[Mediacrat]] and lived to tell about it parties too hard and dies in the bay area.
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| *[[Christopher Walken]] first recorded use of powerwords.
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| *[[National Emo Kid Beatdown Day]]
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| *[[Jacknstock]] <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=Jacknstock&page=User%3ACrayolacrime blocks]</span> [[Girlvinyl]]'s husband, [[Rubberduc]], over a [[World of Warcraft]] edit. Jacknstock eventually gets <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Jacknstock raped up the ass]</span> in return for his [[butthurt]] and unfair use of his admin abilities.
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| *[[Protect fucking everything]] becomes known. A few days after Jacknstock is blocked and his admin powers stripped away, a vandal pagemoves hundreds of pages. All 3000 pages of ED were set to be page-move protected when [[User:Krade|Krade]] finds out how to remove the ability for regular users to move pages by setting <code>$wgGroupPermissions['user']['move'] = false</code>.
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| [[Image:Originalshoe.JPG|thumb|Oh yeah, that's how I like it]]
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| *The founder of Purple PJs decides to go batshit crazy.
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| *[[Put shoe on head]] becomes known.
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| *ED's trademark rainbow blinkies are used to make fun of Jacknstock for being fired.
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| ===July===
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| *ED's [[16-year-old girl]] article becomes first page to reach 100, 000 page views.
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| *[[Dollfie]] becomes known.
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| [[Image:ED IRC.JPG|thumb|Created by [[Sheneequa]] with [[MS Paint]].]]
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| *[[ED IRC]] is created.
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| *A bunch of asspie 13-year-olds go insane when they see that ED joked about the Beatles!
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| *[[MONGO]], a Wikipedia admin, goes ballistic when a screencap of ED's main page is uploaded to [[TOW]], and repeatedly vandalizes ED.
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| *ED hosts the [[P-p-p-powerbook]] tale.
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| [[Image:WebcamED.jpg|thumb|Tawnee hates Erectile Dysfunction.]]
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| *[[Tawneelynne]] provides many [[Nudes|n00dz]] and [[lulz]] for the whole LJ community.
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| *[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006]] occurs; hundreds of /b/tards, and [[Habbo Hotel|one shitty socializing site]] collide
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| *Zany antics ensue when [[Hezbollah]] trolls [[Israel]].
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| *[[Zenofeller]] [[fails|tries]] to make his own ED by stealing content from us and [[Uncyclopedia]]. [[onideus|Sounds awfully familiar]].
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| ===August===
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| *[[b/-day|/b/-day]] 2006 occurs.
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| *[[Culturalbaggage]] sees his three line "article" and legally threatens ED. [[Tfo]] then expands his article to what it is now and culturalbaggage quits before he gets any further behind.
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| *[[Funnelgirl]] becomes known.
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| *[[Littlefag]] becomes the self-proclaimed King of Trolls and fails horribly.
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| *Vincent Margera gets arrested after feeling up some [[12 year old girl]] boobs.
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| [[Image:Nathanr cock.jpg|thumb|THIS PICTURE IS A PARODY OKAY?]]
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| *[[Tfo]] and Nets troll their own kind all over [[LiveJournal]].
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| *[[Malerymalamute]] [[Beastiality|fucked some dogs]] and [[sick fuck|enjoyed it]].
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| *[[John Mark Karr]], a [[pedo]] schoolteacher who [[faggot|"came out"]] in style in 2006 to admitting to the 1996 murder-rape of a 6-year-old "beauty queen" that he didn't do. Why? Pretty much for the lulz. His journey including a [[l337]] ride home from Bangkok on the [[v&|Party Jet]].
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| === September ===
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| *[[DannyRose]] [[rapes]] a [[paraplegic]] fox-child.
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| *[[Duke Otterland]], an [[autistic]] furry who gets pissed off about his ED article, documenting the Duke's daring exploits. Lulz ensue.
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| *[[Facebook]] implements a new stalking feature that had college students up in arms. Nowadays, everybody uses it.
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| [[Image:HansReiserGuilty.jpg|thumb|Proof that he is guilty]]
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| *[[Hans Reiser]] trolled wife to [[death]].
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| [[Image:Kimgill01.jpg|thumb|Kim in the Flesh]]
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| *[[Kimveer Gill]] goes for the [[high score]]; only managing [[fail|1 kill]].
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| *[[Lonelygirl15]] exposed as a fraud; she gets even more subscribers than before.
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| *[[Lulzcon]] is hosted on September 29 and some [[Dramacrats]] got together.
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| *[[RFJason Craigslist Experiment]] brought ED's pagerank up to 1200 and got mentioned on countless blogs, newspapers, and even MSNBC.
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| *[[Rob Levin]] becomes known.
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| *[[Girlvinyl]] makes a false site with a petition to shut down Encyclopedia Dramatica. Many furries and [[wikipedophile]]s fall for it.
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| *[[Steve Irwin]] is stabbed to death by a stingray tail, through his heart.
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| *[[Ted Stevens]] proposes his idea that the Internets are a series of tubes.
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| ===October===
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| [[Image:Foley elephant.jpg|thumb|So I heard you have a [[cast fetish]]]]
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| *[[Borat]], a troll of epic proportions including [[lawlsuits]] from two countries and - so far - three of his movie's "[[victims]]".
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| *[[Chasethehedgehog]], a [[not|very talented artist]] finds a spot in the top 10% of [[DeviantART]].
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| *[[Cyclotouriste]], amazing, but lonely, biker/prophet looking for some [[poon]].
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| *[[DJ Skeptik]] protracted an [[edit-war]] with a shitty musician.
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| *ED's 4000th article is created.
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| *[[LNN]] is born.
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| *[[Jake Brahm]] gets busted for threatening football.
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| *[[Mark Foley]] is on the prowl.
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| *[[Australia|Australians]] [[rape]] a [[retarded]] girl, record it, [[retard|publish it]], and get arrested.
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| *[[Ultraviolet News Network]] is born.
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| *[[OldDirtyBtard]] coins the term, "EDiot" in #ed.
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| ===November===
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| *[[Buzzboard]] becomes known.
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| *[[PeppermintPatti]] becomes known after an incident involving [[McDonalds]].
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| *[[YouTube Street Team]] becomes known.
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| *[[Argent009]], a weirdo with a [[dragon]] fetish threatens assault, [[murder]], [[e-lawsuits]], [[FBI]] investigations and ends up looking stupid.
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| *[[Gay God]] becomes known.
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| *[[Kramer]] warns audience about presence of [[niggers]] and is unfairly reprimanded by the [[old media]] ogliarchy.
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| *[[Ted Haggard]], a conservative [[Fundie|Evangelist]] turns out to be the raging [[Drug|crystal]] [[Gay|queen]].
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| *[[OJ Simpson]] announces he's signed a mega-buck deal with [[Rupert Murdoch]]'s Random House Books for a book about the murder of his wife and her lover entitled '''"If I Did It; Here's How It Happened."'''
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| *[[Djdlikesxbox]], a [[13-year-old boy|Boy]] who tries to pick up a chick on an [[IRC]] channel. He's not allowed on the computer anymore, for obvious reasons.
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| === December ===
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| *[[Bravesgirl5]] gets trolled off of [[YouTube]] and [[MySpace]].
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| *[[Crossmack]] becomes known.
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| *[[Michael J. Fox]] will never be thought of as a decent human being, because of his Parkinson's.
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| *[[MONGO]] quits [[Wikipedia]] forever. Or at least until next week.
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| *[[YouTube Civil War]] trolls harness [[THE POWER OF ONLINE VIDEO COMMUNICATION]].
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| *[[Hal Turner]] get ruined.
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| *[[Saddam Hussein]] is hanged.
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| ==Gallery==
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| </gallery>
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| </center>
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[ED5]]
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| {{history}}
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| {{Timeline|Dramatic Years|[[2005]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[2007]]}}
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| [[Category:2006]]
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