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| {{notice|<center>'''ALERT: This group of despicable, morbidly obese losers is known for [[trying too hard]].'''</center>}}
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| [[File:Mainpagebanner.png|frame|center|MuchoZucko's [[My Tiny Dick|mighty]] main page banner, measuring in at nearly 260px.]]
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| {{quote|This week is shit.|[[faggot|El_Wanko]]| average MuchoZucko user, on a [[typical]] week of new content.}}
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| [[File:BlueSquirt.jpg|thumb|left|[[TL;DR]]? Here's MZ in a nutshell. ([[you|Anyone]] can submit their shit!)]]
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| '''[https://muchozucko.com/ MuchoZucko.com]''', alternatively known as '''MZ''', or '''Mucho''', (and formerly known as MuchoSucko) is a depraved internet community that congealed in a gutter sometime in 2003, as the brainchild of a <s>Ukrainian Scott</s> [[Indian|brown]] [[Canadian]] 4chan reject who uses the alias "[[furry|Yak]]". His vision: when a person (or worse yet, a group) is too inexpressibly perverted to be accepted on [[b|/b/]], their one timorous hope of retaining humanity is [[1guy1jar|lodged]] [[goatse|deep]] within the fetid bowels of a website that specializes in pushing the definition of ''hideous''. Therein lies the problem; as time has passed this ''reductio ad absurdum''-style website has held absolutely nothing sacred, and as there is no proverbial "bar" set, there is no filtering of the shitty content (anyone can submit content) from the passable content - a process known as retardification. However, throughout the years, this community has grown, like a sore on the dickhole of life; persistent, festering - and has tenaciously struggled (semi-successfully) to live through more [[Katrina|disasters]] and [[shit]] than [[ED]] itself.
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| In August of 2017, "MuchoSucko" unofficially closed its doors in a scenario that seemed [[OhInternet|all too familiar]]. More than half the community migrated to '''MuchoZucko.com''', so named because they're basically [[Mark_Zuckerberg|Zucking the fuck out of the idea]].
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| ==History==
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| ===Bland Beginnings===
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| [[File:MUCHOMOAR.JPG|thumb|right|MuchoSucko's inaugural formatting. Note the near-flawless use of [[Cascading_Style_Sheet|cutting-edge technology.]]]]
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| MuchoSucko.com started off with pure intentions. Yak, MuchoSucko's creator and [[nerd]] of questionable ethnicity, originally intended his site to be for [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool guys]]. And indeed, [[nope|it was]] - complete with [[mundane|exciting]] [[old|new]] categories such as Flash Games and Animation, truly setting it apart [[ebaumsworld|from]] [[YTMND|the]] [[Newgrounds|competition]]. At the time, [[NSFW]] content had not yet become the focus of the site, although it existed. MuchoSucko relied heavily on the habits of the [[NORP|casualfags]] of the internet, and their post-masturbation tendency to stop looking at porn for 5 minutes and start playing [[Pac-Man]]. For a time, this was a formula for success, and by 2004, it was seeing [[at least 100]] unique visitors per month. At this time, users submitted content for consideration by the site staff, who had final say on what was published.
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| ===Porn Moneys===
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| Soon after MS had established its footing, Yak made possibly the greatest business decision [[Kanye West|of all time]]. Due to woes with ad revenue, he did the exact opposite of what any [[Girlvinyl|fat Jew]] [[sell out|would do]] - he whored out his website with internet dating and [[porno]] advertisements, because it was better than the alternative of [[OhInternet|watching everything he had worked for turn into a vanilla-flavored shitstack]]. [[File:OldMuchoSucko.jpg|thumb|left|A rare screenshot of the porn-addled MS homepage pre-2007. This example is tame.]]Porn was on the main page, userpages, everywhere! He porned it up, he porned it out, he overporned! He couldn't have enough porn. This led to a change in MuchoSucko's approach to users. If MuchoSucko was going to have all this [[CP|content]] on its main page that even [[ED]] isn't comfortable with having, it would need to attract the most vile, sordid pieces of [[R. Lee Ermey|amphibian shit]] the internet [[btards|had to offer]] - and lots of them.
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| (Note: at this time users ''still'' had to submit content for consideration by the site staff, who had final say on what was published.)
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| ===Roots of the late-stage MuchoSucko===
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| [[File:Yak LOL.jpg|thumb|right|MuchoSucko founder, Yak, in deep thought.]]
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| As [[you]] may have gathered from the screencaps in this article, MuchoSucko was a sleazy hellscape that, when visited, left an indelible stench on your browser. It was full of sneaky pop-up windows and [[spyware]], something that inhibits [[lulz]] for most users. This, coupled with the fact that Yak realized running a website doesn't [[unrealistic expectations|count as a real job]], led to MuchoSucko shutting down for approximately a year. However, the crafty [[neckbeard|webmaster]] had plans for a return; plans that would go on to form either:
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| * A scheme that would put [[God|God's]] grand design to shame, causing the Almighty to collapse under the weight of failure and take a swig of [[Kurt Cobain|shotgun mouthwash]], sending the world into darkness.
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| * Something that would only make sense in a [[Amy Winehouse|meth addict's]] nightmares.
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| Turns out, a compromise was reached inside Yak's brain - thus resulting in the [[hell|website]] you see today; a chaotic amalgam of [[guro|gore]], porn, [[lolcat|cute animals]], MySpace glitter graphics, and of course multiple re-posts of old [[George Carlin]] stand-up specials, submitted by the most [[snob|smug]], unfunny, and unoriginal users on the site in hopes of proving how smart they are by agreeing with everything he says.
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| ===Back Online and Into The Future===
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| [[File:Y U NO JOIN.JPG|thumb|left|MuchoSucko's last desperate homepage is devoid of ads for [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/purchase.html users who donate.]]]
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| With the triumphant return of MuchoSucko.com came the not-so-triumphant addition of a plethora of new features that turned the site into a [[the cancer|tumor]]. There are now large, color-coated signs to "upvote" or "downvote" all content and comments, which intensifies the feelings of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] felt among users who try to score a bunch of "likes" with a [[spam|witty pun]]. This has also led to the rise of [[memefags]] (even evident on the homepage), who, despite their peers' admonishment of retarded internet culture, continue to spout "[[u mad|u mad bro?]]" and "did he died?" on every violent or divisive video.
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| Perhaps the worst of all, users can currently submit whatever the fuck they want, at any time. Administrators no longer act as a filter for content, instead [[lazy|leaving the chance of a downvote]], and subsequent damage of a user's "Mucho Rep", as the one element that is supposed to dissuade people from posting lame shit... Which of course has worked out [[sarcasm|great]]. [https://muchozucko.com/312/idk-i-was-just-abstract-sketching Really.]
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| ==The 2017 Purge, AKA Getting Zucked==
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| [[File:Suckowhitepage.png|thumb|left|This charming message greeted users who tried to load any page.]]
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| [[File:QualityMucho.png|thumb|right|Quality content on the new Mucho, featuring OC from the shit-eating legend, Tom Pearl.]]
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| [[I'm so random|JUST KIDDING LOL!!]] After several years, the site owner, Yak, had grown bored and [[Jew|frustrated with the idea of doing work to earn money]], and let the website slip into a state of decay. Staff left, site features broke, and traffic slowed to a crawl thanks to a new set of banner ads that were more invasive and virulent than what you'd find on even the seediest of porn sites.
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| In August of 2017, the entire website was [[Delete Fucking Everything|whitepaged]] for several days after a handful of users were caught posting [[CP]]. And thus, the migration began to '''MuchoZucko.com''' - the new destination for the unemployed legions to surf.
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| ==Similarities & Differences with [[btard|Chantards]]==
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| [[File:AsstoAss3.gif|frame|right|Even their '''''asses''''' fuck their asses. ([[Actual]] content)]]
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| Much like [[internet tough guy|modern day]] humans [[The Bible|evolved]] from their [[niggers|predecessors]], many ''Muchoers'', as they proudly call themselves, are the remnants of losers that [[4chan]] discarded long ago; and as a whole have morphed into something altogether different yet the same. Despite this, many Muchoers disdain faggots who spout memes, leading to self-destructive tendencies. Comparisons between Muchoers and /b/tards are constantly being made - here, are enumerated the most prominent.
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| <big><big><span style="color:#008000;">'''+'''</span></big></big> Like [[anonymous]], Muchoers have a penchant for tits and ''especially'' assrape - they have adopted the motto, "[[Tits or GTFO]]", and it is quite heavily-enforced. When a female is detected in the herd, most Muchoers repetitively squawk the slogan. When no tits are provided, some even go as far as initiating [[doing it right|salacious bouts of verbal abuse]] and inconsequential [[Jared Milton|IRL threats]]. After tits are shown, the group furiously masturbates and most interest in the female is lost. Everyone, regardless of gender, is encouraged to post naked pictures of their assholes, preferably with something inside to simulate [[Gay Rape|assfucking]]. Signs are mandatory.
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| <big><big><span style="color:#008000;">'''+'''</span></big></big> If there is one [[no|positive human characteristic]] that can be found on both 4chan and MZ, it is innovation. When people are uninhibited by the conventions of society, they are free to invent. For example, Muchoers discovered that a [[pink sock]] looks enough like a [[cock]] to fuck [[Goatse]]. [https://muchozucko.com/325/FUCK-YOUR-ASS-WITH-MY-ASS Sauce.]
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| <big><big><span style="color:#008000;">'''+'''</span></big></big> Lurking doesn't count for shit, and members of the site [[stfu|will let you know]].
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| <big><big><span style="color:#008000;">'''+'''</span></big></big> Furthermore, despite the site's gruesome nature, adorable photos of [[kittens]] are always featured on the main page.
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| <big><big><span style="color:#FF0000;">'''-'''</span></big></big> Having said that, the stark contrasts between MuchoZucko and 4chan begin with the fact that MZ has become a stripped-down, whored-out social media site, complete with "like" and "dislike" buttons. There is absolutely no sense of altruism. Think [[Failbook]]/[[MySpace]] meet [[Ogrish]].
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| <big><big><span style="color:#FF0000;">'''-'''</span></big></big> MuchoZucko's [[fail]] is topped off by the fact that instead of encouraging users to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|create content for græter good]], they are given a number of "[[USI|Mucho Rep]]" points, that are dependent upon the [[truth|quantity]] and [[lie|quality]] of their submissions; a vain attempt to persuade everyone who signs up to post as much inane shit as quickly as possible, so they can become a [[pro]] in the eyes of [[nobody|their peers]].
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| <big><big><span style="color:#FF0000;">'''-'''</span></big></big> And because Muchoers care about their reputation, the comment sections are made up of nothing more than flocks of [[retards|mindless fucking seagulls]], all scrambling to be the first one to post a witty zinger that relates to the content. This is exacerbated by the fact that they are largely [[unfunny]].
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| [[File:HEADPUNS.JPG|frame|center|[[I see what you did there|c wut i meen?]]]]
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| ==Recipes==
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| MuchoSucko.com is also home to many connoisseurs of delicious food. A number of culinary masterpieces have been popularized on MuchoZucko.com, including but not limited to:
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| *[https://muchozucko.com/130/Saved-this-from-way-back-Poutine-Cheese-Fries Poutine Cheese Fries]
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| *[https://muchozucko.com/158/Ebony-Succubus-eats-people-with-her-vagina Vagina Glazed Human]
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| *[https://muchozucko.com/234/Tom-Pearl-Proudly-Eats-His-Diarrhea Mucho Fudge]
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Mark Zuckerberg|MuchoZucko]]
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| *[[B|/b/]]
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| *[[Trying too hard]]
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| *[[Tits or gtfo|TITS or GTFO]]
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| *[[Ogrish]]
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| {{Sites}}
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| {{timeline|Featured article September 1 & 2, [[2017]]|[[Howard Dean]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Keith Olbermann]]}}
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