Anime Haters

There is nothing wrong with hating anime in the way one person may say "I hate mint chocolate chip ice cream" or another may say "I hate eating seafood, those tentacles haunt my nightmares," but there comes a certain point where repeatedly saying how much a person hates anime, especially in completely unrelated conversations, makes you wonder what they are hiding. Could it be possible that a stringent anime hater is in fact a closet-weeaboo or could it be something much darker?

Similar to how the most gay-bashing Republicans are later caught pants down in a between a nigger and a gloryhole, the most stringent Anime Haters are themselves, closet-weeaboos attempting in vain to shamefully deny their past and current urges for the two dimensional ideal. Let us examine the three main reasons reasons for the Anime Hater's denial-of-self:

> not wanting to be associated with loli, shota, pedophilia, tentacle porn and other degenerate fetishes > wanting to be perceived as less childlike and more mature thereby distancing oneself from animation, considered entertainment for children (it is) > wanting to weaken an organization where anime is part of the root culture (i.e. banning anime from /pol/)

Origin of Anime as Root Culture

Anime is used by all facets of the political and autism spectrums but most particularily gain promience in the greater chan culture and sub-branches such as Æ and Frog Twitter. From 4chan's /a/ to wizchan's /wiz/, every board with any significant ammount of traffic has a high ammount of anime posters, that being natural as 4chan and it's Japanese predecessor 2chan, were popular for it's discussion of anime. As 4chan expanded to include boards anout different topics, the original weeaboo natives also migrated to other boards and clashed with the foreign hordes who, being from forums of the same topic (i.e. bodybuilding.com forums members migrating to /fit/) yet completely barren of Waifus, began a culture war that last to this day.

Animephobes deny their cultural heritage as anime remains an integral part of the root culture of all imageboards.

2016 Election

Shills tried evrything they could to cripple various /pol/ boards from the inside, the majority of attacks being focused on 4chan's and 8chan's /pol/ boards. One argument a shill used would be the banning of anime.

Leftists

The left hates anime for the following reasons:

> Waifus come in many different shapes and sizes but all represent the ideal feminine. A virtue that has been lost in modern times through a combination of WW2 aftereffects of taking women out of the kitchen and into the work place, the sexual revolution of the 60s, and the democritazation of the world where democracy usurped monarchy or facism and women got the right to vote. These forces created a harshness and sluttiness never before seen in women since Sodom and Gommorha. The collective unconsciousness cried out for a resurgence of female grace but the material solid objective 3D world clenched firm and allowed no passage, therefore this wish was manifested in the 2D. The Aristotelean ideal: young, pure, innocent, willing, unconditionally loving, aesthetic, agelss and immortal. Even the harshest of tsunderes were found to be unconditionally loving if you submitted to her absolute rule. With this came the greenest of envy. The rage of feminists flared up for they coveted something that they once had but had lost long ago and could never retrieve it and so they seeked to destroy it, just as all moral relativist seek to destroy any form of beauty in order for them not to be reminded of their own putrid ugliness. And so their jihad began. Feminists in positions of influenced persuaded tv networks to drop anime from their scheduled lineup. >The Japan who was once mighty and feared no other nation, later became a castrated unict. Not even having an army. Not even allowed to carry swords or knives in the street, no less a gun. A shame descended on japan on the day after Nagasaki, a shame deadlier than any radiation. But they persisted, they survived. They kept their head down and ate dirt. Here is where a little known Japanese proverb gained prominence: "When dealing with a forein country, be a prostitute. Promise them the moon, all the stars in heaven and your eternal love, but, never, give your heart." In time they will let their guard down and you can strike." And strike they did. The japanese economy became a powerhouse, even without an army they would take over the world but that is when the Jews came to Japan. Japan crashed and for a decade the country suffered in depression. A new layer of failiure had piled on the old layer of shame for losing WWII but this time, with a renewed hatred of the Jew. "Hitler did nothing wrong." was the collective mindset of the entire country. Slowly, japan got back on it's feet as it always had. After all, Japan is not Detroit. This time they had a plan. Collectively, the entire country agreed either consciously or subconsciously thst they eould beat the Jew by turning their greatest ally, America, against them. Deliberately catering to american sensibilities, Anime smashed into the western cartoon market while also containing National Socialist propaganda. The most blatant of which, being the Super Saiyan from Dragon Ball Z. Later they toned down the hidden marks, such as The Sharingan from naruto being very similar to a swastica but different enough so that anyone who pointed it out would be thought a lunatic.

About Anime Haters

Anime haters for the most part are people who don't like anime. Granted, while any fuckhead on the street we'd give less than a fly shit on the ass hair of an elephant's stinking crusty asshole on a blazing hot dauy about their interests, they are the obssessors of this inane, miserably pathetic topic that would give anyone a lifetime's worth of cringe and mystified bewilderment that it would get any regular person to walk away and tell them to not ever relate to them again, and occasionally pop up non stop in comments sections and innocuous places on the internet. For literally littering one's shit grudewank, it's thanks to them that we should write this article on them.

Of course, they do come in several varieties:

• Bitter, vindictive, and antisocial nerds who are usually gamers and other fiction connoisseurs who usually can't keep to themselves and are egotists with a hobby to throw their weight around
• Small town white trash of suburbia and small towns who are your typical expendable peon molded and shaped by your local government
• Upper class trash who are your typical expendable peon molded and shaped by your local government
• Diehard fans of John Kriflauski and western animation who can't get off their sinking ship of an artistic medium if they tried
• Your Mom
• Who knows, your family and the tree that comprises them that you are far from

Anime haters for the most part are grudewankers beyond all known comprehension. They're like bacteria and plague, a scourge on mankind who just can't stop talking about how much they don't like anime in order to stand out. Ironically, a majority of people feel indifferent about anime; the group they belong to are just as self fellating and hivemind to where they all look the same as a personality. Usually they tend to gather around low hanging fruit on Youtube and forums to spread their word, however they also look like a bunch of middle schoolers trying to make sense of their ignorance and hormone addled unresolved pathetic excuses of lives.

Notably, animation schools are a source of anime haters, even for teachers. The one thing you can do is to commit arson on their institution and process to act like nothing of value was lost.

Correlations between anime hatedom and being a loser

It's been revealed through much science and logic that being a person who doesn't like anime makes you even more of a fucking loser than if you did. According to research and monitored experiments, not liking anime bears the side effects of:

• Being a close minded shit for brains that repels anyone sociable in your life
• Being a dreary hopeless loser than even emos and goths, like over 9000 fold, holy shit that's fucking serious business
• Being the excess indulgent bane of society through non stop drinking and drug use as if it was a lifestyle
• Being a tasteless boring fuckhead cog stiff who is destined to die working past their death
• Being an expendable peon who sucks the dicks of being a simple minded bitch to the dicks of conformity
• Having shit taste in art
• Having no sense of joy or wonder in life
• Belonging to the end of humanity that deserves their Darwinistic extermination for the betterment of future generations
• Being a racist and ethnocentric shit who has no place in society
• Being an annoying fucking scuntfuck who is an unlikable human being
• Endless wanderings on the internet because reality dictates you are infact more forever alone than an anime fan
• Being a nihilistic miserable piece of work that no one wants to be around
• Being a shiftless skeezy loser who commits crimes due to lack of direction in life

Conclusion

Like holy shit. It's like anime haters are not very fucking interesting as people!

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