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Please submit articles for AOTN that are current and relevant. Nobody cares about shit that happened 13 years ago.

JaSonic

Suggesting this article as i have made a lot of recent edits and we are currently conducting a few covert trolling operations on this degenerate yiffer, one of which has already taken place, others are free to join in the fun too as i have put up a lot more info about him on the article which pretty much makes it open season on his ass. --Moshe Finkberg (talk) 03:38, 2 April 2022 (EDT)

JellyBean

I think this article should be on Article of the Now. They're an annoying Mexican redneck bastard who was born in America but their first language was fucking Spanish! Do it soon please and get them on the now! JUST FEATURE THEM! I hate autistic people (talk) 20:34, 20 May 2022 (EDT)

Hazbin Hotel or Vivienne Medrano

Vizieshit made it a TV series for fame and money. Now it's paid. Fuck her. I hate autistic people (talk) 12:26, 18 January 2023 (EST)

Justin Bieber

I mean just look at that shit:

Quex01 (talk) 07:27, 13 June 2022 (EDT)

Amanda Todd

Seeing the dead hoe nearly got ED Baleeted, it seems fitting to have her as AOTN. --Little Dark Age (talk) 05:02, 24 June 2022 (EDT)

Final Fantasy XIV

This image of an actual fucking billboard for an online ERP community created some drama that would make it absolutely perfect for Article of the Now status.

7271712417 (talk) 13:41, 6 July 2022 (EDT)

TV Tropes

They call everything a 'morality trope', ruin their "jerk" tropes, and keep on ruining themselves. I hate autistic people (talk) 18:12, 31 July 2022 (EDT)

Alex Jones

Ohgoofy (talk) 19:49, 8 August 2022 (EDT)

keffals

I'm lazy and its easy views. Don't fuck with it. September is wide open. and whoever set the vegas shooter a month before the anniversay you kinda fucked that up for us all

--Homicide 20:16, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

Grand Theft Auto

Game footage was leaked from a group of hackers. glitchlov_ / svalxei_ (talk) 00:08, 20 September, 2022 (EDT)

Hazbin Hotel

First it was made by no other thab that stupid Salvadoran redneck, Vivienne Medrano, and second of all, this shit is ruining itself even more by becoming a TV series on a channel run by a poorly received and badly executed studio, A24. I hate autistic people (talk) 16:14, 1 November 2022 (EDT)

soyjak.party

/qa/ was locked a year ago and the 'party is rapidly growing. Lawiki1534 (talk) 00:25, 3 November 2022 (EDT)

icze4r

I just updated the article with his real info. Please AOTN it as an early birthday gift for my beloved husband Icze4r. Thank u <3 Rachel Rogers (talk) 15:33, 16 November 2022 (EST)

Dilbert

No need to explain. I hate autistic people (talk) 07:27, 27 February 2023 (EST)

Mar9122

Sorry I came up with so much I hate autistic people (talk) 11:52, 5 March 2023 (EST)

Tennessee

Need we explain why? I hate autistic people (talk) 17:02, 28 March 2023 (EDT)

why MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 17:23, 28 March 2023 (EDT)

I tell y'all niggas why. The Audrey Hale incident. Though I see she's going to be featured. I hate autistic people (talk) 01:16, 30 March 2023 (EDT)

Asperger's Syndrome

Because the shitty Sperg month I hate autistic people (talk) 13:51, 2 April 2023 (EDT)

iDubbbzTV

Yeah, the drama going on! I am heavily editing the article. I hate autistic people (talk) 18:41, 23 May 2023 (EDT)

Louis C.K.

Some guy on twitter managed to get verified with a fake Louis CK account and fooled Elon Musk LMAO

"I smoke weed with a feminist chick one time and put crack in her blunt and then she bacame a crackhead afterwards . Dats how you get rid of feminist" - SpaceGhostPurrp, 2018 (talk) 14:22, 28 May 2023 (EDT)

Homosexuality

So I'm proud of them! I fucking hate them! No positive limelight! I hate autistic people (talk) 13:35, 3 June 2023 (EDT)

OceanGate

Harry Fletcher is a humorless pussy.

OceanGate should be the AOTN, at least once I'm done ironing it out and it's ready for showtime. Why? Because:

• it's super relevant right now and making it AOTN will increase synergy and maintain high traffic to the site from people who want to know Encyclopedia Dramatica's handle on the situation (or at least because we're a repository of all the "vile" memes about it); and/or,
• you're not a faggot

Preferably both. — Fleacollerindustry2 (talk) 12:15, 22 June 2023 (EDT)

Hunter Avallone

Hunter Avallone is a youtuber known for his corruption arc from an anti-sjw into a libtard. This spiral into career failure is rife with betrayals, grifting, fedora-tipping atheism, and butthurt on his part. There's fresh drama of him literally becoming the cuck he accused his red-pill/right wing opponents of being. After all the shit he's pulled and the times he tried to use his then-existing family as a political bludgeon, there's nobody who deserves to get laughed at more. BasedBlackMan (talk) 18:36, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

IShowSpeed

IShowSpeed is a youtuber known for getting caught up in the controversies and dramas throughout his career. This controversy/drama he managed to show his on STREAM to thousands of audiences watching his stream. Whole twitter, social media, and other shit began to report and roast his dumbassery for his disgusting unwashed shown to the world Trollando (talk) 21:53, 16 August 2023 (EDT)

TomSka

Yeah. Fuck that Britfag! He makes the unfunniest videos, ones that are clearly the British counterpart of Brandon Rogers's already unlulzy humor. Plus he's probably gay. I hate autistic people (talk) 17:51, 17 August 2023 (EDT)

Donald Trump

Tried formatting for a new article and it wouldn't fucking work. Yes, I do have privs for that.

Today is the day Trump surrendered, they even took a mugshot (Media:Donald Trump mugshot.jpg). I was going to use Donald Drumpf since that article is against Trump and it seems more fitting for his arrest than The Donald.

If anyone unretarded can set the article it would be great.

The image should be the mugshot one I linked, and the double bracket quote thing as "I SURRENDER!!" or something similar.

4ourtyskin 11:04, 25 August 2023 (EDT)

Are you sure you put all the vertical lines in, especially the one between the pic and the article because that will mess up an article. Also make sure that the pic is just file name (dot) whatever format it is. That also ruins an article real fast if you copy and paste and leave file in.

The PolishPrince (talk) 09:58, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

Yeah I tried all that, I even checked the previous AoTN sources. Still no success. DAMN YOU WIKI FORMATTING.

4ourtyskin 10:21, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this with you! --Homicide 16:36, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

Got it up! It's set on the 27th though, because I couldn't edit the other days below that - only above. It tells me that it is protected because of "cascading" protections with Main Page and some of the others say with Main Page/tomorrow.

Also, if i've done something incorrect with the AOTN, please tell me. thx 4ourtyskin 19:52, 26 August 2023 (EDT)