Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 19, 2015

Cho Seung-Hui

Failing at everything he did, looking like a bald midget, having a deep pedophile voice but only a 1-inch penis, 2007 Golden iPod winner Cho Seung-Hui realized from early on that God put him in this world to be a spreader of epic lulz by giving him the task of beating the all-time highscore, set in 1999 by fellow comedians Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. However, God apparently neglected to inform Cho, that Eric and Dylan's highscore of 15/24 - an impressive task indeed - was rather flaccid in comparison to fellow zipperhead, Woo Bum-kon, who two years before Cho was born had set the score at 57/35. Nonetheless, our hero went on to perform an impressive feet of epic lulz and proportions, when he on April 16, 2007 participated in creating hours of quality TV entertainment, releasing 33 souls to their home planet of Xenu, bankrupting 25 families with medical bills and instantly becoming An Hero.

(( REMEMBER 4-16-07 ))

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