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Dropdatwat

Benjamin Cohen✡, a.k.a. dropdatwat is an Americunt Jew retard who crawled onto EDF2 on April 10, 2017. At 5'8 and 220 pounds, Ben is also a fat manlet.

Ben's parents had him later in life, accounting for his unhinged autism.

Ben created his EDF account under the moniker "dropdatwat" and began his constant quest for attention in any form possible. He was a candidate for EDF2's Faggot of the Year in 2017 and 2018, before finally winning EDF6's Faggot of the Year in 2020, being EDF6's first FOTY. Most of his early work has been lost to the great purge of 2019, but luckily all of the important things have been saved.

For instance, his penis. One of Ben's hobbies is to post his wet, 3 and a half inch, micro chode around the forums for everyone to see. Ben's penis is small. Like really small. It's so small, that if he hadn't already doxed his parents, you'd swear one of them was Chinese. Much like Sexlord, Ben is a glutton for punishment. Nothing gets Ben's chode harder than reminding him that his dick looks more like a Vienna sausage than it does a cock. In fact, this article probably has droppy harder than trigonometry. Some may say writing this is counter productive, but the story of Ben is one to be told for the ages.

(( He paid $500 to have this deleted ))


What have I missed?	Cultural Marxism 2 days ago	Kwanzaa 4 days ago	Hanukkah 6 days ago

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-{{AOTN|NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS|NSALF.png|Encyclopædia Dramatica prides itself on being maintained by an elite group of [[you|lazy cunts]] who [[Kill yourself|can't do anything right]]. Sometimes these faggots, who are known as [[Special:ListUsers/sysop|admins]] and [[Special:ListUsers/Editors|EDitors]], can't even remember to set the [[Original Content|featured content]] for the main page of the site – an oversight that results in the wiki's [[Grawp|main page being broken]] <s>and [[Mantequilla]] bitching about the fact that '''NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS'''</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, ZAIGER SUCKS COCKS]].
+{{AOTN|Dropdatwat|fuckingniggersfixthisspaceshit.png|Benjamin Cohen✡, a.k.a. dropdatwat is an Americunt Jew retard who crawled onto EDF2 on April 10, 2017. At 5'8 and 220 pounds, Ben is also a fat manlet.
-|4= DEAD SITE LOL
+Ben's parents had him later in life, accounting for his unhinged autism.
+Ben created his EDF account under the moniker "dropdatwat" and began his constant quest for attention in any form possible. He was a candidate for EDF2's Faggot of the Year in 2017 and 2018, before finally winning EDF6's Faggot of the Year in 2020, being EDF6's first FOTY. Most of his early work has been lost to the great purge of 2019, but luckily all of the important things have been saved.
+For instance, his penis.
+One of Ben's hobbies is to post his wet, 3 and a half inch, micro chode around the forums for everyone to see.
+Ben's penis is small.
+Like really small.
+It's so small, that if he hadn't already doxed his parents, you'd swear one of them was Chinese.
+Much like Sexlord, Ben is a glutton for punishment. Nothing gets Ben's chode harder than reminding him that his dick looks more like a Vienna sausage than it does a cock.
+In fact, this article probably has droppy harder than trigonometry. Some may say writing this is counter productive, but the story of Ben is one to be told for the ages.
+|4= He paid $500 to have this deleted
 |5= Cultural Marxism
 |6= Kwanzaa
 |7= Hanukkah}}

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