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'''December 21, 2012''' is a theory-turned-movie about the end of the world. The general idea is that all of a sudden, on December 21, 2012, the Earth (primarily the [[California|Hollywood]] region) [[goatse]]'s itself and everyone fucking dies, except those who made it on a boat (an idea, which was stolen from a [[bible]], but you really have to be a dumb fuck to think that [[niggers]] wouldn't steal ideas as well). The only good thing about this movie, is that only white people survive, and all niggers <s>die - a win-win situation for the mankind (it was supposed to be "dramatic" for [[Slavery|some reason]], but niggers' deaths are only worth a [[Lulz|good laugh]].)</s> raped every last white woman so the Negro race could survive longer. | '''December 21, 2012''' is a theory-turned-movie about the end of the world. The general idea is that all of a sudden, on December 21, 2012, the Earth (primarily the [[California|Hollywood]] region) [[goatse]]'s itself and everyone fucking dies, except those who made it on a boat (an idea, which was stolen from a [[bible]], but you really have to be a dumb fuck to think that [[niggers]] wouldn't steal ideas as well). The only good thing about this movie, is that only white people survive, and all niggers <s>die - a win-win situation for the mankind (it was supposed to be "dramatic" for [[Slavery|some reason]], but niggers' deaths are only worth a [[Lulz|good laugh]].)</s> raped every last white woman so the Negro race could survive longer. | ||
Revision as of 13:57, 5 December 2022
December 21, 2012 is a theory-turned-movie about the end of the world. The general idea is that all of a sudden, on December 21, 2012, the Earth (primarily the Hollywood region) goatse's itself and everyone fucking dies, except those who made it on a boat (an idea, which was stolen from a bible, but you really have to be a dumb fuck to think that niggers wouldn't steal ideas as well). The only good thing about this movie, is that only white people survive, and all niggers die - a win-win situation for the mankind (it was supposed to be "dramatic" for some reason, but niggers' deaths are only worth a good laugh.) raped every last white woman so the Negro race could survive longer.
Ideas relating to the end of the world have been circulating like a powerful cheese fart since the beginning of the millennium. This one traces back to the Mayan stone-age Calendar system. The Mayan Civilization created a complex calendar which tracks time in a large scale. This calendar comes to its end on December 21st 2012. The reason for this is still a mystery. Ignoring the fact the Mayans were a lazy people and most likely got bored one day and stopped making the calendar, all modern anthropologists can do is to theorize what this all means. Some say it is the end of a Great Cycle of the Stars, while others claim it to be a sign that The Rapture is at hand, and yet other theorize that the Mayans accidentally sacrificed their calendar maker causing great Baw throughout the smelly bean filled land.
Humans have a tendency to believe strange things, and as history has shown us, humanity is also willing to embrace crazy ideas. The sane minded expect that once people awaken on 12-22-2012 they will find the Mexicans claiming "the Mayans did it 4 tha lulz", all with spicy salsa and bean dip parade with taco floats and a virgin to sacrifice (if one even exists in Mexico).
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