User talk:PING!

Welcome, PING!

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

We realize a lot of you are busy or may be new to ED, so here's just the most important info:

• Read ED:101. Seriously. The information contained within is invaluable. Further tutorials of use can be found here.
• To answer a message, reply on the user's talk page (Tab at the top that says 'discussion').
• Sign your comments by using four tildes (like this ~~~~)
• These are the sysops. If you have a problem, talk to them. They're here to help; we promise.
• The TJC is the community portal. It's linked to from every page; just look at the top left of the page. Check it daily.
• Use Special:Upload to upload pictures. Be sure to give them meaningful names. Also, do not upload any CP or Bestiality pr0n or you will be b&.
• Feeling social? Enjoy forums? Join here.
• See ED:HELP and ED:POLICY for everything else.

---

SheepBot^Talk PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO LEARN ABOUT THE JEWISH ATROCITIES AGAINST THIS NATION 13:03, 22 February 2012 (EST)

Hipster

hello. Encyclopedia Dramatica is not your personal army. that image, while mildly hipsterish, does not accurately reflect what defines a hipster. although i am a fan of gay wikidrama, i suggest you take this to the local gay bar and have a sissyfight and then go fuck. your edit has been reverted, and i will advise the other party of the correct method of dispute resolution. -hipcrime 14:26, 22 February 2012 (EST)

Hello

If you are wondering why you are banned, it is because you are a huge fucking faggot. Please kill yourself. --zaiger (talk) 01:59, 4 April 2012 (EDT)