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| [[File:GeorgeTehGay.jpg|thumb|[[Hard Gay|Haado Takei]]]]
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| '''George Hosato Takei''' (pronounced: ''[[teh]]-[[gay]]'') is a [[Japanese]]-[[Americunt]] actor who is most well known for being a [[gay]] [[Asian]] [[actor]], having bit roles on [[Family Guy]] and getting sent to a [[literal]] [[concentration camp]] back in the 1940s because [[crippled]] [[retard]] [[President]] '''Franklin D. Roosevelt''' couldn't tell 5-year-old George and his famiry apart from the [[Japs]] who bombed [[Pearl Harbor]]. George is also somewhat notable for playing the role of a character named '''Hikaru Sulu''' in an obscure made-for-TV [[Sci-fi|documentary]] series called '''[[Star Wars|Star Trek]]'''.
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| After remaining [[Shit no one cares about|completely irrelevant]] for [[At least 100 years|half a century]], George made his big comeback in [[2016]] when he began to go completely [[batshit insane]] on [[Twitter]] following the election of [[U.S.]] [[President]] and [[God|Supreme Leader of Earth]], '''[[Donald J. Trump]]''' – a man that George believes is an [[Muslim|anti-gay]], [[No|racist]], [[Venezuela|authoritarian dictator]]... which is all incredibly [[funny]] considering that Trump has actually had the restraint to not send George straight back to good ol' [[Auschwitz|FDRschwitz]] to be executed along with [[Rosie O'Donnell]] and [[Keith Olbermann]].
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| Following the rise of the [[Almost raped|#MeToo]] movement in late [[2017]] and after spending nearly a year peddling [[conspiracy theories]] about "[[Seth Rich|Russian hackers]]" and constantly [[Jessica Leeds|accusing the president of being a sexual abuser]], [[Hypocrite|George]] finally got his [[Asking for it|well-deserved]] comeuppance when it was revealed that he had [[Rape|sexually assaulted]] a young [[twink]] named '''Scott R. Brunton''' in the [[1980]]s. After being exposed as a [[sick fuck]], George immediately attempted [[damage control]] by hilariously claiming that "[[Seth Rich|Russian bots]]" had somehow [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|forced Brunton to make up the sexual assault claims in an attempt to silence him for constantly speaking out against Trump and Putin]].
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| == Star Trek ==
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| [[File:StarTrekFanArt.png|thumb|220px|[[Star Trek]]]]
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| == Takei vs. Trump ==
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| [[File:TakeiDumpDrumpf.jpg|thumb|220px|Oh, how the mighty have fallen.]]
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| == Takei vs. Takei ==
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| [[File:Brunton.jpg|thumb|220px|Scott R. Brunton, George Takei's [[Almost raped|almost rape]] [[victim]].]]
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| On November 10, [[2017]], following tons of tweets by George Takei where he criticized President Trump for his comments about consensual [[pussy]]-grabbing, a man named {{archive|HnazZ|Scott R. Brunton}} came forward to expose George Takei as a massive [[hypocrite]] and an attempted [[rapist]] who had sexually assaulted him back in 1981.
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| {{quote|Consent counts, no matter what.|Takei, after being taught that rape is wrong in the 1980s {{archive|7cLv9}}}}
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| {{quote|When you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the cock and balls.|How we suspect George talks in private}}
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| {{quote|A friend sent me this. It is a chart of what Russian bots have been doing to amplify stories containing the allegations against me. It's clear they want to cow me into silence, but do not fear, friends. I won't succumb to that.|George blames [[Russia]]ns for everything {{archive|tdx0I}}}}
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| [[File:BotsDidIt.jpg|center|500px]]
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| Yes, George was too fucking stupid to understand that this chart merely proves that he has become so fucking [[Nobody|unpopular]] that the [[rape]] accusations made him nearly 20,000 times more prevalent on Twatter – it also doesn't prove or even imply that [[bot]]s were involved in any way, shape or form.
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| == Gallery ==
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| {{collapsegallery|Sulu: A Twitter Story|Sulu|center|<gallery>
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| File:RapeFaceTakei.jpg|Takei's [[rape]] face.
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| File:SuluAStarTrekStory.jpg
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| </gallery>}}
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Hard Gay]]
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| * [[Keith Olbermann]]
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| * [[William Shatner]]
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| * [[Star Trek|Star Wars]]
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| * [[Hiroshima]]
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