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'''Cocaine Babe''', [[Powerword|Melina Roberge]], is a former Jewelry Store manager and alleged prostitute from the Great White North better known as [[Canada|Soviet Canuckistan]] | '''Cocaine Babe''', [[Powerword|Melina Roberge]], is a former Jewelry Store manager and alleged prostitute from the Great White North that is better known as [[Canada|Soviet Canuckistan]]. She was arrested in [[Ausfalia]] while trying to smuggle in 95 kilos, or about 210 pounds, of the Columbian [[Cocaine|booger sugar]] while on a luxuary boat cruise. | ||
Being infected by the [[Attention whore]] gene, that is best known for expressing itself when [[Wimmins| | Being infected by the [[Attention whore]] gene, that is best known for expressing itself when [[Wimmins|two X chromosomes are present]], Melina Roberge has said that her enire motivation and her willingness to smuggle the coke into [[Ausfalia]] was because she wanted to ''"take selfies in exotic locations and post them on Instagram to receive 'likes' and attention and a [http://www.wfsb.com/story/37986897/exotic-drug-smuggling-trip-began-on-instagram-ends-in-prison following]"''. | ||
Roberge was sentenced to 4 years and 9 months in [[Prison]] where she will be traded back and forth by the [[Lesbian|bull dykes]] for cigarettes and taught to eat [[pussy]] real good. | Roberge was sentenced to 4 years and 9 months in [[Prison]] where she will be traded back and forth by the [[Lesbian|bull dykes]] for cigarettes and taught to eat [[pussy]] real good. | ||
{{Quote|She was seduced by lifestyle and the opportunity to post glamorous Instagram photos from around the world. She wanted to be the envy of others. I doubt she is now|[http://www.wfsb.com/story/37986897/exotic-drug-smuggling-trip-began-on-instagram-ends-in-prison Judge Kate Traill]}} | {{Quote|She was seduced by a lifestyle and the opportunity to post glamorous Instagram photos from around the world. She wanted to be the envy of others. I doubt she is now|[http://www.wfsb.com/story/37986897/exotic-drug-smuggling-trip-began-on-instagram-ends-in-prison Judge Kate Traill]}} | ||
Revision as of 20:51, 18 April 2018
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Cocaine Babe = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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Cocaine Babe, Melina Roberge, is a former Jewelry Store manager and alleged prostitute from the Great White North that is better known as Soviet Canuckistan. She was arrested in Ausfalia while trying to smuggle in 95 kilos, or about 210 pounds, of the Columbian booger sugar while on a luxuary boat cruise.
Being infected by the Attention whore gene, that is best known for expressing itself when two X chromosomes are present, Melina Roberge has said that her enire motivation and her willingness to smuggle the coke into Ausfalia was because she wanted to "take selfies in exotic locations and post them on Instagram to receive 'likes' and attention and a following".
Roberge was sentenced to 4 years and 9 months in Prison where she will be traded back and forth by the bull dykes for cigarettes and taught to eat pussy real good.