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As you may well know, clowns love a good joke, and definitely so does Tobi! | As you may well know, clowns love a good joke, and definitely so does Tobi! | ||
For his last and final act, he hoped to win the heart of his ex back again by | For his last and final act, he hoped to win the heart of his ex back again, so he brought his jolly 'ol [[meaningless noise|yodeling]] [[buttbuddy|pall]] with him since he could not do the act by himself. | ||
Tobi made a [[Bill Cosby|roofied cocktail]] on [[your mom|mothersday]] and tied up his [[cuck|ex-wife's children]] to make them watch him stab their mother to death to express his passion for BDSM to her and the kids telling them a [[unfunny|hilarious]] joke that he's a crimi clown(criminal clown) now instead of a clini-clown(hospital clown). | |||
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Image:ClownTobiNormal.jpg|Without the facepaint. | Image:ClownTobiNormal.jpg|Without the facepaint. | ||
Image:Moord oudenburg vtm.jpg|thumb|Kevin Lapierre Doing a Police Standoff. | Image:Moord oudenburg vtm.jpg|thumb|Kevin Lapierre Doing a Police Standoff. | ||
Image:Tobi Retard Dance.gif|thumb|Dancing like a Retard | |||
Image:Dietwin Haegeman.jpg|thumb|Kevin's partner in crime. | |||
Image:Pedo yodler.jpg|[[Pedo]] | |||
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==Links== | ==Links== | ||
http://www.clowntobi.nl/ | http://www.clowntobi.nl/ | ||
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Clown Tobi™/Doctor Aspirin (Powerword: Kevin Lapeire), A.K.A. John Wayne Gacy 2.0, is by far THE greatest clown and magician the Benelux has ever seen!
As you may well know, clowns love a good joke, and definitely so does Tobi!
For his last and final act, he hoped to win the heart of his ex back again, so he brought his jolly 'ol yodeling pall with him since he could not do the act by himself.
Tobi made a roofied cocktail on mothersday and tied up his ex-wife's children to make them watch him stab their mother to death to express his passion for BDSM to her and the kids telling them a hilarious joke that he's a crimi clown(criminal clown) now instead of a clini-clown(hospital clown).
His lulzy act continued after Kevin stood on top of a 14 story building to engage in a police standoff waving a gun around trolling the police officers by dropping the gun and acting as if he surrenders then getting back up again and shoot a few rounds in the air, threatening bystanders and saying he's gonna jump. Unfortunately, Kevin surrendered many hours later, ruining his final act by not becoming an hero.
Gallery
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Without the facepaint.
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Kevin Lapierre Doing a Police Standoff.
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Dancing like a Retard
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Kevin's partner in crime.
