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The Alligator [[powerword|Alligator mississippiensis or the American Alligator]] is a big toothed, overly friendly lizard that does neighborhoods and and housing community a favor by eating different kinds of rodents such as stray [[cat]]s and small [[dog]]s. | The Alligator [[powerword|Alligator mississippiensis or the American Alligator]] is a big toothed, overly friendly lizard that does neighborhoods and and housing community a favor by eating different kinds of rodents such as rats, stray [[cat]]s and small [[dog]]s. | ||
A living fossil, 35 million years ago it was the '''Alligator''' that was home and got the memo when [[Raptor Jesus]] put out the call that a flood was coming when [[G-D]] decided to throw a flow at the | A living fossil, 35 million years ago it was the '''Alligator''' that was home and got the memo when [[Raptor Jesus]] put out the call that a flood was coming when [[G-D]] decided to throw a flow at the Earth [https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.biblegateway.com/passage/%3fsearch=Genesis+6:4&version=KJV&interface=amp Giants] because HE was getting sick of seeing [[Wimmins]] [[Yiff]]ing with T-Rexes a nd kids being birn scales and tails. | ||
A very friendly animal that can be fed by hand. [[You]] should always run right up to one and scratch it behind the eyes, better yet, | A very friendly animal that can be fed by hand. [[You]] should always run right up to one and scratch it behind the eyes, better yet, they are so safe, docile and trustworthy it is safe to sit in front of one and slap the edge of the water it is hiding beneath. | ||
Revision as of 06:30, 9 June 2018
The Alligator Alligator mississippiensis or the American Alligator is a big toothed, overly friendly lizard that does neighborhoods and and housing community a favor by eating different kinds of rodents such as rats, stray cats and small dogs.
A living fossil, 35 million years ago it was the Alligator that was home and got the memo when Raptor Jesus put out the call that a flood was coming when G-D decided to throw a flow at the Earth Giants because HE was getting sick of seeing Wimmins Yiffing with T-Rexes a nd kids being birn scales and tails.
A very friendly animal that can be fed by hand. You should always run right up to one and scratch it behind the eyes, better yet, they are so safe, docile and trustworthy it is safe to sit in front of one and slap the edge of the water it is hiding beneath.