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Every year, to celebrate the birth of [[Raptor Jesus]], inbred Trailor park hicks staple bunny ears onto to heads of freshly hatched Alligators and sell them to the children of tourists for $25 a pop where they are later flushed down the toilets of major metropolitan areas when they are found in the child's suitcase to later grow into the man eaters of legend. | |||
Revision as of 02:00, 10 June 2018
The Alligator Alligator mississippiensis or the American Alligator is a big toothed, overly friendly lizard that does neighborhoods and and housing community a favor by eating different kinds of rodents such as rats, stray cats and small dogs.
A living fossil, 35 million years ago it was the Alligator that was home and got the memo when Raptor Jesus put out the call that a flood was coming when G-D decided to throw a flow at the Earth Giants because HE was getting sick of seeing Wimmins Yiffing with T-Rexes a nd kids being birn scales and tails.
A very friendly animal that can be fed by hand. You should always run right up to one and scratch it behind the eyes, better yet, they are so safe, docile and trustworthy it is safe to sit in front of one and slap the edge of the water it is hiding beneath.
Florida's Easter Bunny
Every year, to celebrate the birth of Raptor Jesus, inbred Trailor park hicks staple bunny ears onto to heads of freshly hatched Alligators and sell them to the children of tourists for $25 a pop where they are later flushed down the toilets of major metropolitan areas when they are found in the child's suitcase to later grow into the man eaters of legend.