Capital Gazette Shooting

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The Capital Gazette shooting has been the latest of the chain of mass shootings in America. The suspect (Jarrod Ramos) is currently in custody.

	“	I cowardly jumped over a dead body and got the fuck out of there	„
	—Gazette Photographer Photographer Paul Gillespie

According to reports, the attack began in the mind of Crazed, butthurt and angry Manchild Jarod W Ramos back in 2011 when a columnist for the Gazette started writing about a criminal harrassment suit that was brought against him by Ramos

Being like most of the internets residents Ramos felt that he had the right to say whatever he wanted against whomever he wanted but nothing negative and true could ever be said about him so he filed a defamation suit against the columnist, gazette's editor and their publisher.

After getting rammed in both holes like a drunken girl at an after prom party, and told what a floundering idiot he is after both a court and appeals court ruled in favor of the gazette, Ramos did what every psycho ass mother fucker does and let his hate stew like a lonely, virginal, angry, trench coated teen for 7 years until he finally couldn't take his emo brooding anymore, finally deciding to have his revenge on the reporter, Eric Hartley and Thomas Marquardt the editor and publisher of the Gazette that humiliated him but had moved on and no longer worked there.

Five Dead

Their names should be read off as heroes as it is becoming an all to common occurrence for Crazed ass maniacs like our Islamic friends to think that they can have unpopular subjects removed, comments on their God or change policy and ideals such as the First Ammendment with a gun, such as was done with Charlie Hebe.

The victims of Jarod W Ramos' tard rage include :

1. Rob Hiaasen - 59, a former feature writer for The Baltimore Sun who joined the Capital Gazette in 2010
2. Wendi Winters - 65, a community correspondent
3. Gerald Fischman - 61, the editorial page editor
4. John McNamara - 56, a staff writer
5. Rebecca Smith - 34, a sales assistant hired in November.

The two injured people were

1. Rachael Pacella -, a reporter who covers education and the Naval Academy
2. Janel Cooley - a sales representative 

The Attack

Using smoke grenades and a shotgun, Jsrod W Ramos busted through the front doors of the Capital Gazette looking to finally resolve his long standing grudge with the gazetter.

Journalists, sales reps and photographers, thinking only of their safety, quickly drove under desks. Some would later describe what happened as aWar Zone because none of them had never seen [[Dead|Ass, Blood and guts getting scattered all over the place when a body is cut in half from a close range shot from a shotgun.

Photographer Photographer Paul Gillespie claims that it was he who saved the day when he bravely ducked under a desk and his from the gunman.

	“	I dove under that desk as fast as I could, and by the grace of God, he didn’t look over there, I was curled up, trying not to breathe, trying not to make a sound, and he shot people all around me	„
	—Paul Gilespie

Well concealed in his hiding spot, Gilespie waiting to their was a lull in the shooting. Rather than hit the shooter over the head with a camera or stab him with a letter opened, Gilesp8e ran over the dead bodies of his coworkers to escape to a bank next door and ask for help.

Being that white people and 🇮🇱Jews🇮🇱 were in danger, the police arrived in under five minutes.

	“	I feel like I should be helping to cover it, But I’m a mess	„
	—Paul Gilespie trying to convince others he did all he could do