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August 6 & 9 1945: Difference between revisions
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Being unlike most [[Democrat]]s, Hoover had a pair and felt the war in the Pacific shouldn'tbe allowed to drag on so Hapan could sue for peoce. In a great show of power Hoover jumped so far into the sky that when he landed after his master punch, Japan had became America's [[Bitch]]. | Being unlike most [[Democrat]]s, Hoover had a pair and felt the war in the Pacific shouldn'tbe allowed to drag on so Hapan could sue for peoce. In a great show of power Hoover jumped so far into the sky that when he landed after his master punch, Japan had became America's [[Bitch]]. | ||
== What | == What It's Like To Die By Nuke == | ||
First you will see a light brighter than the sun. Even before you can raise your hand to shield your eyes, your eyes and skin will have caught fire. Depending on how close you are to ground zero, you will either burn away like a piece of paper or have your body exploded when the shock wave hits. | First you will see a light brighter than the sun. Even before you can raise your hand to shield your eyes, your eyes and skin will have caught fire. Depending on how close you are to ground zero, you will either burn away like a piece of paper or have your body exploded when the shock wave hits. | ||
If you aren't one of those lucky motherfucker’s that were in ground zero when the nuke hit you will be blind, burnt and dying for the next 2 days. | |||
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== The Night Of Screams == | |||
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August 6, and 9th, 1945 were great days in American history when current President Harry S. Trumsn] finally was able to focus on the Slsnt-Eyed menace in the Pacific. Over a 3 day period, after he laid the ultimate banhammer down on Japan, two cities - Hiroshima and Niggersaki were turned to glass when he turned 250,000 Jappers instantly into steam, atoms and shadows for their sin of back stabbing the United States of Americunts when they attacked Pearl Harbor unprovoked.
The bombings are estimated to have saved tens of thousands of Allied lives from the fanatical, man god worship that had become the Japper mentality. While plans for an evasion were being written, the Jaos trained their citizens, much like crazed Muslim terrorist instructors that they should give up anything and everything they can in in any way.
If it meant stabbing a Heroic American soldier with a sharpened stick, do it. If it mean a woman sticking a grenade up her horizontal hole and jumping into a crowd of Amerucunt soldiers, all the better because they would be remembered in song and story for their honorable deaths.
Being unlike most Democrats, Hoover had a pair and felt the war in the Pacific shouldn'tbe allowed to drag on so Hapan could sue for peoce. In a great show of power Hoover jumped so far into the sky that when he landed after his master punch, Japan had became America's Bitch.
What It's Like To Die By Nuke
First you will see a light brighter than the sun. Even before you can raise your hand to shield your eyes, your eyes and skin will have caught fire. Depending on how close you are to ground zero, you will either burn away like a piece of paper or have your body exploded when the shock wave hits.
If you aren't one of those lucky motherfucker’s that were in ground zero when the nuke hit you will be blind, burnt and dying for the next 2 days.