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On December 7, 1941 [[Jsoan Cowardly attacked Po earl Harbor because The [[Jewnited States of Americunts]] refused to cede to their demands that Hawaii and territories like the Midway Islands be handed over to them because Japan felt it was their right to control the Pacific Ocean's reaches from [[China]] to [[California]].
On December 7, 1941 [[Jsoan Cowardly attacked Po earl Harbor because The [[Jewnited States of Americunts]] refused to cede to their demands that Hawaii and territories like the Midway Islands be handed over to them because Japan felt it was their right to control the Pacific Ocean's reaches from [[China]] to [[California]].


High on the [[Nazi|Eugenics]] movement, Japan decided that lesser [[Azn]]s such as the [[Spic|Beaners]] from the Philippines  and the Chinese should be eradicated and killed off to make more room for them.  Using cruel tactics like the ' '''Bataan Death March''' over 20,000 Philapenos were killed by Jaoanese cruelty and '''The [[Almost Raped|Rape]] Of Nanjing''' killed close to 300,000 people.
High on the [[Nazi|Eugenics]] movement, Japan decided that lesser [[Azn]]s such as the [[Spic|Beaners]] from the Philippines  and the Chinese should be eradicated and killed off to make more room for them.  Using cruel tactics like the ' '''Bataan Death March''' over 20,000 Philapenos were killed by Jaoanese cruelty and '''The [[Almost Raped|Rape]] Of Nanjing''' killed close to 300,000 people and reports of Japanese officers throwing babies in the air to cut them in half or cutting woman count to throat with their Katana's exist.
 
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August 6, and 9th, 1945 were great days in American history when current President Harry S. Trumsn] finally was able to focus on the Slsnt-Eyed menace in the Pacific. Over a 3 day period, after he laid the ultimate banhammer down on Japan, two cities - Hiroshima and Niggersaki were turned to glass when he turned 250,000 Jappers instantly into steam, atoms and shadows for their sin of back stabbing the United States of Americunts when they attacked Pearl Harbor unprovoked.

The bombings are estimated to have saved tens of thousands of Allied lives from the fanatical, man god worship that had become the Japper mentality. While plans for an evasion were being written, the Jaos trained their citizens, much like crazed Muslim terrorist instructors that they should give up anything and everything they can in in any way.

If it meant stabbing a Heroic American soldier with a sharpened stick, do it. If it mean a woman sticking a grenade up her horizontal hole and jumping into a crowd of Amerucunt soldiers, all the better because they would be remembered in song and story for their honorable deaths.

Being unlike most Democrats, Hoover had a pair and felt the war in the Pacific shouldn'tbe allowed to drag on so Hapan could sue for peoce. In a great show of power Hoover jumped so far into the sky that when he landed after his master punch, Japan had became America's Bitch.

What It's Like To Die By Nuke

First you will see a light brighter than the sun. Even before you can raise your hand to shield your eyes, your eyes and skin will have caught fire. Depending on how close you are to ground zero, you will either burn away like a piece of paper or have your body exploded when the shock wave hits.

If you aren't one of those lucky motherfucker’s that were in ground zero when the nuke hit you will be blind, burnt and dying for the next 2 days.

Japan's Aggression

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America!! FUCK YEAH!!
Japsn's Rspe of Nanjing


On December 7, 1941 [[Jsoan Cowardly attacked Po earl Harbor because The Jewnited States of Americunts refused to cede to their demands that Hawaii and territories like the Midway Islands be handed over to them because Japan felt it was their right to control the Pacific Ocean's reaches from China to California.

High on the Eugenics movement, Japan decided that lesser Azns such as the Beaners from the Philippines and the Chinese should be eradicated and killed off to make more room for them. Using cruel tactics like the ' Bataan Death March over 20,000 Philapenos were killed by Jaoanese cruelty and The Rape Of Nanjing killed close to 300,000 people and reports of Japanese officers throwing babies in the air to cut them in half or cutting woman count to throat with their Katana's exist.