User talk:Colace/real

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♥♥♥ 03:55, 6 December 2011 (CET)

Your edits to nigger

When you edit an article (especially one of ED's most beloved) please use correct capitalization and grammar. ED is a satirical wiki, and all efforts to appear satirical are lost when we don't look like the intellectual elitist faggots that we are. Grammer are important <3 TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ✉ 00:47, 19 January 2012 (CET)

The "Show preview" button is your friend. Also, proper spelling and grammar can be helpful. Also, if you are capable, you should think before adding terrible jokes to a glorious article like Nigger. Also, adding "faggot" to something does not make it funny, it makes you a faggot. Negrophile 14:09, 5 September 2012 (EDT)

hey

Please avoid spamming up the recent changes with minor edits.
Instead of saving the page to view your changes, use the show preview button (located to the right of the save page button) to view the changes you've made without saving them.
This way, you can go back and fix any mistakes you've made without having to make multiple edits to the page.

♥♥♥ 06:32, 27 January 2012 (CET)

Keep Up the Good Work on the Brett Keane Article

The article is now much more cleaner and funnier to read.

--MegaManSwordMan 21:53, 29 February 2012 (EST)

Okay, enough....enough already!!

I'm about to add some order and sanity to your two favorite sections of the Brett Keane article.

Yes, yes, yes. We get it. Brett sucks.

You can edit more than one word per edit

No need to spam up same section edits 100 times just to add a hundred of shit bullet points to lists... Just edit it one time, add all the stuff in there, and hit save. Simple right?

Lorentz 07:59, 13 March 2012 (EDT)

^ This. How about taking a piece of paper and write everything you want to write on it and then do everything in one edit? Fgt. DekoMan91 07:12, 4 April 2012 (EDT)

excuse me wtf r u doing?

please explain and cut it out.

This colostomy bag was BANNED for their faggotry. You can help by learning from their mistakes. Vandalizing their user page with Pain Series attacks never hurts either.

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~Oblique 05:35, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

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Please avoid spamming up the recent changes with minor edits.
Instead of saving the page to view your changes, use the show preview button (located to the right of the save page button) to view the changes you've made without saving them.
This way, you can go back and fix any mistakes you've made without having to make multiple edits to the page.

   Andrés    talk    contribs    06:30, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

Attention

Your edits suck. ~~ LEET. TACTICAL. GAMING. 08:08, 14 August 2012 (EDT)

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<div style="position: fixed; top: 0">[[File:Preview.png|1000px]]</div> TKN 14:57, 14 August 2012 (EDT)

Attention

Read the 101 for fuck's sake. --Gseed 15:37, 21 August 2012 (EDT)

WBC

Hey. Saw some edits you made there to God Hates Fags. They are really terrible. The unfunny made me cry. Cheers Negrophile 21:06, 27 August 2012 (EDT)

hey

Please avoid spamming up the recent changes with minor edits.
Instead of saving the page to view your changes, use the show preview button (located to the right of the save page button) to view the changes you've made without saving them.
This way, you can go back and fix any mistakes you've made without having to make multiple edits to the page.

IT'S CALLED A GOD DAMN PREVIEW BUTTON, USE IT YOU NIGGER -BystandNiggerTwoZeroOneTree 02:04, 13 October 2012 (EDT)

go back to uncyclopedia

CEASE and DESIST NIGGER or you're gonna get BANNED

--Andrés ^(talkplx) 02:37, 14 October 2012 (EDT)

Quit shitposting, you stupid faggot!

This shitposting asshole should either lrn2EDit or GET THE FUCK OUT! They can start by reviewing their fuckups.

Did you not fucking read what everyone else has been trying to tell you?!

Ignore it and make one more shitty edit, and I will personally ask the sysops to ban you.

Most of the crap you cuntpasted to this wiki sucks ass, so either learn how to post something lulzy or take a hint from the template above and fuck the hell off of ED, faggot!

DarkLordTR 23:43, 17 October 2012 (EDT)DarkLordTR

• ^ preview you piece of shit -BystandNiggerTwoZeroOneTree 00:16, 18 October 2012 (EDT)