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| '''How is babby formed?''' is a classic [[Something Awful]] meme derived from the cesspit of stupidity that is [[Yahoo! Answers]]. SA goon [[Shmorky]] made a [http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf Flash Animation] which carefully considers this question, as well as the most rational and lucid of the many answers it received (i.e., “they need to do way instain mother"). The meme has since spread to [[YTMND]], the [[World of Warcraft]] forums, and [[Digg]], among other places. The lulzy-est thing is that the user still has no idea he's a meme now.
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| == The Original ==
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| {{quote|'''How is babby formed?'''<br>
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| how is babby formed<br>
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| how girl get pragnent|Yahoo Answers user ''Kavya''}}
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| === Typical response ===
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| {{quote|They need to do way instain mother> who kill their babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?<br>
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| It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots|Yahoo Answers user ''[[Taco Bell|taco_bell]]''}}
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| ==Gentleman babby==
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| {{quote|Good sirs and madames, may thou provide assistance in enlightening dear writer as to how babby is formed?
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| :Good evening, kindred souls of Yahoo! Answers. The inquisitive writer has but a couple questions that profound curiosity has sparked and inspired. Ergo, I shall present both upon which judgment of their worth and merit shall be made via the democracy that is Yahoo! Answers.
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| :Of primacy among the dual inquiries, how is babby formed? Much has been stated among those in who those of the vulgarity entrust with such knowledge of the origins of babbys, id est obstetricians and/or gynecologists, as well as other doctorate-retainers of the medical profession. However, the profoundly befuddled writer is continuing to be unaware of how babby is formed.
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| :Second in the order of aforementioned inquests, though of no less importance: how girl get pragnent? It is understood to be of a high degree of relation and parallelism to that of the first, yet it entails a slightly different response. The process of sexual intercourse is believed to be the cause of girl pragnency, but how girl get pragnent?|El Scotto29}}
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| == Poetry ==
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| Elizabeth Browning wrote a famous [http://www.netpoets.com/classic/poems/008003.htm poem] about the meme, but some [[fag]] changed the words, here's the original:
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| How is babby formed? Let me [[sex|show the ways]].
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| Find girl with [[vagina|depth]], and [[breasts]], and look [[Retarded|bright]]
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| Get her [[drunk]] till she has no sight.
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| Till she [[Logic|reasons]] not and hath no [[Bitch|grace]].
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| Take her to a [[Slut|level]] ya don't see most days
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| Convince her of a need in the dark of night
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| Get [[Almost Raped|touchy-feely]], whether [[Sick fuck|wrong]] or [[Moralfag|right]].
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| Begone with [[Virgin|purity]], sing the opposite's praise
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| But passion, that's something ya can put to use.
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| One shall feel no [[Emo|grief]] as one [[Fuck|laith]]
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| In the morning, the fogginess she'll lose
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| Desperately she'll [[Wtf|wonder]] why she's in your bed...
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| But it's too late, she can't [[Falcon Punch|unchoose]]...
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| that's how babbby formed, that's how girl get [[Pregnant|pragnent]].
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| == Wow that shit's deep yo ==
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| {{squote|
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| :How IS babby formed?
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| :It's one of the more remarkable questions of our day and age, really.
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| :I mean, when you think about it, where does the babby come from?
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| :Where does whatever it is that produces the babby come from?
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| :I think it all boils down to one central theory: That of Special Babby-relity.
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| :Einstein himself conjured the idea not some 45 years ago, as part of his endeavour to explain the workings of our great Babby.
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| :I don't think anyone will ever come as close to understanding the Babby as Einstein, however.
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| :The only thing I could think of that would ever possibly explain our great Babby and its existence would likely be that of Special Babby-relity; :moreover, I don't think it's our duty to ever discover the truth behind the inner workings of the great Babby.
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| :Rather, we are supposed to live out our existence in wonder and amazement; to live in full appreciation of this great gift which the Babby hath
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| :granted unto us: knowledge, thought, love and compassion.|Pedgi in irc://maruchannel.org/maruchannel }}
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| ==Optimus Prime Explains==
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| <center><youtube>VfIMD9gb-Xw</youtube></center>
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| ==Gallery of babby==
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| The different ways of how babby is formed from around the world.
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| <center><gallery>
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| File:Babby shit hole.jpg|Babby with a shitty hole
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| File:Howbabbyisformed.jpg|The answer, step by step
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| File:Caley's mum.jpg|[[Casey Anthony|Caylee Anthony]]'s mum knows how babby is formed -with a [[hammer]].
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| Image:Gabby farmed.png|How is Gabby farmed?
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| File:Babby.png
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==See also==
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| *[[My Fake Baby]]
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| *[[Falcon Punch]]
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| *[[Rape]]
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| *[[Yahoo! Answers]]
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| *[[WikiAnswers]]
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| *[[v/|/v/]]
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| ==External links==
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| * http://babbys.ytmnd.com
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| * [http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf Dramatic retelling]
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| * <s>[http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090213024341AAXmAfL ORIGINAL YAHOO ANSWER POST]</s> Just a repost.
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| * [https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080810030304AAz4LT9 Original Yahoo Answers post] at [[Archive.org]]
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| * [https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090113162637AAFyoHk Instain mother in AR]
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| * [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/01/30/national/main1252974.shtml The mother in AR]
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