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| [[File:Baldi.png|thumb|Welcome to the short bus.]]
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| '''Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning''' is a [[Shit|kewl]] [[2018|new]] [[indie]] [[JFK Reloaded|edutainment]] game by '''mystman12''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Micah McGonigal''') that is essentially the unholy bastard child of ''[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]'', ''[[Slenderman|Slender: The Eight Pages]]'', ''[[Undertale]]'' and ''[[Doki Doki Literature Club]]''. Despite being marketed as a "''[[horror]]''" game, the only things that are actually horrific about the game are its atrocious Windows 95 [[graphics]] and the fact that numerous [[Let's Play]]s by faggy [[YouTube]] [[attention whore]]s such as [[PewDiePie|PooDiePie]], [[Markiplier|Shartiplier]], and [[JackSepticeye|JackassSeptictankEye]] have helped make this [[Final Fantasy VII|absolute trash of a game]] into the most [[autistic]] fad to hit the internet since [[Ugandan Knuckles]]. The game is also notable for being developed in 2 hours in [[MS Paint]].
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| The game's sorry excuse for a "''plot''" revolves around [[Slender|attempting to locate 7 notebooks]] and answer 3rd grade [[math]] problems while your teacher—the [[tit]]ular '''[[Bald]]i'''—chases you around the school and attempts to [[Anal rape|anally rape]] you with a wooden ruler [[Retard|should you answer any of his questions wrong]]. Because your shitty computer is still fucked up due to [[Doki Doki Literature Club|Monika]], after answering five of Baldi's questions the game [[Bethesda|glitches out]] and gives you a garbled mass of [[Zalgo]] text that forces you to [[fail]] and submit to a brutal [[raping]] from Baldi.
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| == autistman12 ==
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| [[File:Mystman.jpg|thumb|250px|Micah McGonigal, the retard who shat out this garbage on an unsuspecting [[internet]].]]
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| '''Micah McGonigal''' is an [[autistic]] [[teenage]] [[Christian]] from [[Virginia]] who enjoys watching [[Phineas and Ferb]] reruns and thinks that [[I'm so random|being random]] and [[stupid]] is [[funny]].
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| == The Game ==
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| {{quote|Be warned, it's really bad.|Micah McGonigal, on his shitty game {{archive|bl15p}}}}
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| == The "Characters" ==
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| === [[Batshit Insane|Baldi]] ===
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| [[File:MrMackey.jpg|thumb|Baldi, as he appears in the [[anime]].]]
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| A teacher who enjoys beating [[You|his most autistic student]] with a ruler.
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| === [[12-year-old girl|Playtime]] ===
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| An annoying little [[MS Paint]] [[cunt]] who forces you to play [[Lynching|jump rope]] and deserves to die in a [[school shooting]].
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| === [[Douchebag|Principal of the Thing]] ===
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| No running in the halls.
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| No [[gay sex]] in the halls.
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| [[Fact|No redeeming qualities in my game]] in the halls.
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| No writing Encyclopedia Dramatica articles in the halls.
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| No [[autism]] in the halls.
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| === [[Cocaine|Gotta Sweep]] ===
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| A haunted broom that's possessed by the vengeful spirit of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]].
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| === [[Bot|1st Prize]] ===
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| [[Stephen Hawking]] knock off, except with a desire to [[Rape|love on]] the player.
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| === [[Pussy|Arts and Crafters]] ===
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| [[Literally]] a fucking [[sockpuppet]].
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| === [[Cyberbully|It's a Bully]] ===
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| This is a bully. No, really, that's what it says next to him.
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| === [[Clusterfuck|Filename2]] ===
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| Not entirely a character, but he appears in an alternate ending after you [[fail]] all the answers. He orders you to [[delete|destroy]] the game in despair... and fucked up glitching.
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| == Kickstarter ==
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| You heard right. Letting the fame of his shit "meme" game get to his head, the fucker made a Kickstarter for making Baldi into a FULL game. The price? [[LOLWUT|He wanted $50k]]; yes, $50,000 for a full MS paint "well put together" Baldi game. [[Lame|Release a boring demo where your just going on a camping field trip with Baldi into the woods to go pick up some wood for a fire]].
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| While most people with a brain can see how fucking stupid this is to ask for so much for a game(done in 24 hours for some game jam event and a Slenderman ripoff) that got a small cancer following; most(like some ytuber nobody John Wolfe to even Kiwi Farms and many more) are defending this piece of shit funding thinking that this game was oh so "good" that the creator should make a full game out of it. If this shit gets funded, hope they'll ready for a long release, half assed game to be given to them.
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| == Galleria de Autism ==
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| {{collapsegallery|Baldi's Basics in 13-Year-Old Fantards and Autism|Gallery|center|<gallery>
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| File:PlaytimePorn.jpeg|[[No exceptions]].
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| File:Fatti.png
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| File:FattyArtsAndCrafters.png
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| File:Broomsock.png|GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow=4>
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| File:LetsPlaytime.png
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| File:BaldySpanking.png
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| File:BaldiGayBroom.png
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| File:BaldiAnime.png
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| File:BaldiBaldiLiteratureClub.jpg|[[Doki Doki Literature Club|Doki Doki Autism Club]].
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| File:BaldiPonies.png|Looks like we're finally siding with the [[ponies]] for once.
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| File:ShadmanBaldi.jpg|Hide your [[Loli|kids]], here comes [[Shadman]]!
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| == Videos ==
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| |<youtube>1YmtYfSLTdI</youtube><br/>Some better games.
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| |<youtube>jaq8rjolncY</youtube><br/>Pure autism.
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| |<youtube>yOWr0eHS5Og</youtube><br/>Teens reacting.
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| |<youtube>PjnlnifH_ik</youtube><br/>Pokemon crossover.
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| |<youtube>RxfnZNWJFL0</youtube><br/>Super Mario Bros crossover.
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| |<youtube>weZKm1kTrpc</youtube><br/>The musical.
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| |<youtube>aCzy0RofXlo</youtube><br/>The live musical.
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| |<youtube>VLm4C-EMkso</youtube><br/>[[LifeInATent|FuturisticHub]] [[Attention whoring|blending in]] with his bots.
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| |<youtube>vB1MMTx1zWE</youtube><br/> Baldi's Basics is officially a mistake
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| }}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Kurt Eichenbald|Baldi's Basics in Journalism and Child Porn]]
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| * [[Five Nights at Freddy's]]
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| * [[Slenderman|Slender: The Eight Pages]]
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| * [[Undertale]]
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| * [[Doki Doki Literature Club]]
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| * [[Autism]]
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| * [[Cancer]]
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