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| [[Image:Fagtera.jpg|thumb|right|200px|In the closet.]]
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| [[Image:Pantera.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Lie|Tuff guys!!!!!]]]]
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| '''''Pantera''''' formed in 1981 they didn't have a name to [[cum]] up with so they just decided to name themselves with a [[ripoff]] name from Panera. Members, at first, included Darrell Abott/Darrell Faggot on guitars, Rex Rocker/Sex Cocker on bass and Vinnie Paul/Skinny Paul Faggot on drums. They invited in a [[tranny|glamfag]] in the band named Terry Razor and began as a bunch of glamfags, releasing three piles of shit in a row of glamfag metal and standard metal ripping off Jewdas Priest. Then Terry left and hasn't been in [[Last Thursday|since then]]
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| Soon after, Phil Anselmo joined and they made a Jewdas Priest [[ripoff]] album called ''Power Metal''. Then after two years in 1990 they decided to [[fap|beat off]] to trash metal like [[Metallica|Shittallica]], [[Megadeth]], and Assthrax.
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| So they made their album ''Cowboys From [[Taco Bell]]'' with Popular songs like the album-titled song, Cemetary [[Aids]], and [[Donkey]] Nation. The song Cemetary Aids is easy to play as long as you can [[ripoff]] Juice Dickinson from Iron Gayden and even scream like a [[Britfag]] is getting a [[Smoking|cigarette]] rubbed with burns on their [[vagina|cunt]]. The scream MUST [[ripoff]] Rob Halford aka the [[closet]][[fag]] from JEWdas Priest. Then in 1991, the vocalist Phil became a [[skinhead]] and realized how fun it is to [[fap|beat off]] to head [[tattoos]] as well. So then next year, they decided to go ZOMG HEAVIER AND HEAVIER AD STRONGER AND MOOAAR TUFF!!!!
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| So they released a very popular album called ''Testicular Display of Itch-Powder''. Then Phil became an [[internet tough guy]] and would bark in the microphone, get extremely butthurt. Then Darrell made his guitars sound more like a kid was chewing on the strings. However, the record company was too fucking [[blind]] to read the album title that they thought said "Vulgar Display of Power". Then in 1994, Darrell came under the name "DimeFAG" and they released their chart-top album called ''Far Beyond Butthurt''. One song was a [[butthurt]] song Fail Anselmosaurus made called "5 Orgies With Joe" which talked about how he was [[pwnt]] at a concert in 1991 and the kid's dad also pissed Anselmosaurus off. In 1995, people were exposing DA truth on this band that they were [[racist]] since Phil was [[skinhead|bald]] and Dimefag ''occasionslly'' had the Confederacy design on his guitar. So Phil got [[butthurt]] and a <s>honest speech</s> [[lie]].
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| Phil's inspirational skinhead speech.
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| In 1996, they released an album called ''The Great Southern Asstail'' which was an album of [[nerd rage]] from Phil about how he's mad at the mainstream [[Hypocrisy|even though his band was popular at the time.]] Then another album in 2000 called ''Reinventing the Shit''. In 2003 the band were arguing so Skinny Paul and Dimefag decided to form Damagefag, a Fagtera clone during the hiatus.
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| [[Image:Phil Anselmo Metalnoise 2000.jpg|thumb|[[Charles Manson|HELTER SKELTER]]!!!!!]]
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| === 5 big records: ===
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| * Cowboys From Hell (1990) - Phil belongs in a church choir in this album. God his singing is awful.
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| * Vulgar Display of Power (1992) - Worst album ever. Awful, uninspired riffs like "Walk" which is their most over-hyped, overrated song.
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| * Far Beyond Driven (1994) - Songs with 10 second riffs repeated over and over again, phil taking a shit while making awful vocals
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| * The Great Southern Trendkill (1996) - Consists of Phil screaming and awful guitar riffs such as "Floods"
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| * Reinventing the Steel (2000) - Their last album (thank [[god]].) and their best. Amazing guitar riffs like "Death Rattle" and "Hellbound"
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| ==Phil Anselmo==
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| Phil Anselmo is an openly [[gay]] [[cock]]sucker. His shows consist of him screaming and even threatening black security guards. In 1992 he was fully racist, being bald and pretty fucking hot. He then tried to cover his racism with hair in 1995. He had a million side projects including "Clown" and "Supergoat Bitchual", both of which suck. Phil would often fight people in the audience because he's [[Lie | SUPER TUFF]]. Philly boy often talks about how he smokes weed at concerts. He's totally asking to get v&. During the recording of "The Great Southern Asstail", he recorded his shitty vocals in New Orleans while the other faggots were in [[Texas]], further distancing himself from the band. Phil then moved on to "Clown" and stayed away from Fagtera, before crawling back to Dimefag, begging for more of that [[cum|hot quicksilver]]. In 2000 the band was back together. After Reinventing the Shit, Phil decided it was a good idea to focus on "Supergoat Bitchual". Leading to the formation of Damagepran.
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| Please grab popkorn and a drink and laugh at Phil's butthurt bitch-fit after he got [[pwnt]].
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| *1990
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| Stupid gay mohawk and shitty gay singing.
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| *1992
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| Brutalcore, grindcore vocals and extreme racism.
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| *1994
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| At this time he started taking drugs, because he hurt his back in a gay orgy, and is still a bald racist.
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| *1996
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| Has stupid hair and can't do anything but scream into the mic. [[An Hero | Loaded on heroine]]
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| *2000
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| Grew hair to cover racism and is somehow worse at singing.
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| ==Trolling Fagtera Fans==
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| [[Image:Fan pantera.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Typical Pantera fanboy]]
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| *Talk shit about Dimebag
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| *Go to a gig that Phil's in and toss empty beer cans at him
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| *Call Phil a Nazi
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| *Say that Avenged Sevenfold's cover for the song "Walk" was better
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| *Say that Phil's a wimp
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| *Say that Dimebag's death was [[lulz|funny]]
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| *Say that Nathan Gale was a hero
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| *Say that Pantera are rednecks
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| ==Members==
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| * Phail Anselmo
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| * Dimefag (Deceased)
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| * Sex Brown
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| * Vinnie Paul/Skinny Paul Faggot (Deceased)
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| ==Dimefag Darrell==
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| [[File:Dimebag.jpg|200px|thumb|Rust in Piece]]
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| [[Image:NathanGale.jpg|200px|thumb|This guy became [[an hero]].]]
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| Probably the worst guitar player ever. It started in 1987 when he wore super [[gay]] clothes and sucked at guitar. When Vulgar Display of Power was released in 1992, Darrell thought it would be a good idea to support gays by painting his beard pink. The song Cemetery Aids has the absolute worst solo ever. Other awful solos include "Floods", "Hard [[Cocks]] and Sunken Dicks", "Walk", and "Racism is my Name". Dimebag had a major drinking problem and is probably why his guitar playing sucked so bad. He often played with fireworks and unfortunately didn't die from an explosion. Dime couldn't even write a guitar riff. Around 2000 dimebag started to get [[fat]], and he let his [[neckbeard]] grow out. Dimefag had enough of Phil and formed "DamagePran".
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| ===Death===
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| One night at a DamagePran concert, [[an hero]] named [[Nathan Gale]] [[pwnt]] Dimefag Darrell and kept shooting until the [[party van]] full of [[Police|copfags]] shot Nathan's brains out. Many have thanked Nathan for his bravery for having the balls to sacrifice his life by shooting Dimefag and preventing Fagtera from controlling Earth with their [[White power|cracker hockey supremacy]]. But all the fans just got [[butthurt]]. Then Phil and Rex continued with their band Clown, which was originally a side project.
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| ==Gallery==
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| Image:Pantera piss.jpg|YOU BETCHUP!
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| Image:Pantera Vulgar Display.jpg|Testicular Display of Itch-Powder
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| Image:Dimebag.jpg|Rust in peace
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| Image:NathanGale.jpg|[[An hero]]
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| Image:Fagtera.jpg|GIVE ME [[Closet|CLOSETS]] TO BREAK - [[Nu metal|FRED DURST]]
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| Image:Pantera.jpg|TUFF
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| Image:Phil Anselmo.jpg|TUFFFFF BR00TTE433L
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| Image:Fan pantera.jpg|Pantera fanboys... because Dimebag bit the dust
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| Image:Phil Anselmo Metalnoise 2000.jpg|HELTER SKELTER
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Metal (music)]]
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| *[[Skinhead]]
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| *[[Nathan Gale]]
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| *[[Redneck]]
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| *[[Cowboy]]
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| *[[Internet tough guy]]
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| *[[Nazi]]
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