User talk:Swamiwammiloo

Welcome, Swamiwammiloo

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R.I.P Old dirty /b/tard 15:19, 18 February 2015 (EST)

Baphomet

Hi there Swami. While your comments on the Baphomet article have been entertaining, you should know that there's a very low tolerance for article vandalism here at ED; something I expect you would be familiar with if you've been browsing it since 2009. Not only is it pointless, but it will also end with you being banned should you do it again. Further, since the article has sections which pertain to you specifically, I would suggest you bring actual evidence to the talk page that refutes it instead of trying to delete it; the latter only makes you look butt-flustered while the former actually contributes to documenting the ongoing drama. Talk | Contribs 15:42, 4 March 2015 (EST)