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| [[File:Martelli.jpg|thumb|right|Because using a plastic bag as a hood really makes you a tough thug.]]
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| [[File:JMcock.jpg|thumb|right|Dude posted his cock online, We found it]]
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| '''Joseph Martelli''' is a middle-aged christfag [[Faggot|badass]] who posts his [[No|amazing]] Jezus videos on [[Youtube|Jewtube]]. He goes to street corners and preaches the [[hitler|Lord's]] [[harry Potter|word]] to evil fornicators such as [[not|innocent]] pedestrians while he rides around on his super expensive [[cock|bike]]. He [[masturbates|preaches]] about [[lulz|how you is going to hell]] for being [[gay]], even though he has [[hypocrite|admitted to have been gay several times]] in his [[shit|videos]]. He [[lie|denies]] that he is gay now, and to this day continues to preach Jezus's [[bullshit|word]].
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| Joseph made videos about how [[fact|everyone is going to hell]] and how [[hitler|his religion is the supreme one]], sometimes [[sick fuck|bringing in his children to pray verses about everyone being in sin]]. This resulted in his wife [[win|divorcing him and sending his ass to court to attempt to take custody of the children]], however he apparently [[fail|won ]] the right to see his kids every over weekend, seeing as how his kids are in videos with him today.
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Revision as of 18:52, 28 September 2018
