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| [[File:BetaOCuck.jpg|thumb|250px|What a [[Bill Clinton|sleazy]], [[rich]], [[white]] [[man]] looks like.]]
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| '''Robert Francis O'Rourke''', more commonly known by the [[cultural appropriation|culturally appropriating]] stage-name '''Beto O'Rourke''', is a {{Age|1972|9|26}}-year-old [[Drunk|drunk driving]] [[punk]]-[[rock]]er and [[wannabe]] [[politician]] from [[Texas]]. [[Some argue|Widely touted]] by the [[Democrats|DemoncRATs]] as being the third reincarnation of '''[[John F. Kennedy|Jesus F. Kennedy]]''', Beto O'Cuck is currently running against '''[[Ted Cruz]]''' in an attempt to [[Unrealistic Expectations|turn a senate seat in Texas blue]] and fight against the [[old]], [[rich]], [[gun]]-[[Fucking|loving]] [[cis]]-[[gender]], [[white]] [[male]] [[patriarchy]] that has been keeping [[White trash|Texans]] down for [[Over 9000|at least the past 100 years]].
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| Ironically, despite running a typical [[racist|anti-white]] and [[sexist|anti-male]] campaign that's based on every single [[Raped Statistics|factually-inaccurate]] [[SJW]] talking point ever, [[Irish|O'Rourke]] is only a year younger than his partially [[Hispanic]] opponent and is actually even [[rich]]er than Ted Cruz – once again proving that [[Progressive|identity politics]] is complete and utter [[bullshit]] and not even the [[libtards]] who are constantly pushing it actually believe in it.
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| [[File:BetoCruz.jpg|thumb|Imagine being so [[retarded]] that you actually believe that Beta O'Cuck isn't funded by [[Soros|big money]].]]
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Ted Cruz]]
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| * [[JFK]] - What Beta O'Rourke deserves.
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| {{Politics}}
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Revision as of 06:01, 1 November 2018
