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| {{spoiler|YOU'RE GONNA DIE}}
| | I WILL TAKE YOU FAGS DOWN AGAIN AS LONG AS YOU ARE KICKING STRAIGHT MALE PORN GOD FAG KICKING SUPER HEROS LIKE DONNY LONG FOR FAGS LIKE EDDIE DZIAL. |
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| [[Image:Angel Death cardgame.jpg|350px|right]]
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| Fun fact: Death is a scam made up by the [[jews]] to get you to buy their coffins so they can get more [[jewgold]]. Do us a favour and die somewhere that they'll never find you, as [[Arabs|The Kikes]] are rich enough already. Someone should [[Holocaust|do something about it.]]
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| An all-around humorous topic, '''Death''' is the ultimate escape from your [[bantown|flesh prison]]. There are many ways of achieving death, some [[An Hero|funnier]] than [[AIDS|others]]. Death is unique as it is the only common ground human beings have. So remember that the next time some jerk beats you up, steals your bike, fucks your mother and makes you call him Cindy, you have a comeback (albeit a shit one) which is: "'''LOL NIGGA JOO GUNNA DIE!'''"
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| Think of the world as one huge fucking forum, with God as the admin. Thousands of people are [[banned]] everyday, but there are also thousands of registered new users everyday so it balances out. However, not everyone is [[permabanned]] by God; some people simply [[Suicide|delete their own IRL accounts]].
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| == Fake Death ==
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| <center><youtube>cJ2_avaK_W4</youtube></center>
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| '''Fake death''' (or [[pseudocide]]) is a method of [[Attention whore|attention whoring]] when someone thinks that people will [[Unrealistic Expectations|miss them when they're gone]]. It is but one more way for these failures to fool themselves into believing that they will not be [[dying alone]]. They include:
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| * [[Sui-Chan]] – Infamous emo "live" fake death.
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| * [[Kewllimesrevenge]] – The fake death that never happened.
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| * [[Flashman]] – Fake death of a fake person.
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| * [[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007]] – Furfags want attention
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| * [[PogoRoo]] – Faked death to scam furries out of commission money.
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| * [[Jolene JRyda]] – A [[Juggalo|jugalette]] who tried this BS in reaction to her fail as a mother and human being was pointed out and posted on ED. No one bought it, especially after she was outed by her own sister.
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| == Real Death ==
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| While usually funnier than a fake death, the actual death of an actual person isn't always [[Holocaust|completely awesome]]. It depends on how they died. For example, the death of your ex-girlfriend is not funny because she probably doesn't exist. On the other hand, the old guy with cancer who chartered a biplane and jumped out is pretty much [[A Plus|A+]]. Or when [[Steve Irwin]], who spent his life pissing off crocodiles and other large animals, got im-fucking-paled by a stingray. Also, the death of any [[an hero]] is sure to create [[lulz]]. Real death is a necrophiliac's dream, and they will make sweet love to any festering meat pile. Popular real deaths include:
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| *[[Budd Dwyer]] – First televised public suicide
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| *[[Steve Irwin]] – For a man who fucked with crocodiles, being killed by a stingray is a pussy way to go down.
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| *[[Michael Jackson]] – Melted down into [[Lego]] so kids could still [[fuck|play]] with him after death.
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| *[[Billy Mays]] – HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FO-[[HNNNNNNGGGGG]]
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| == Where Do I Go When I Die? ==
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| [[Image:Pure_black_long.jpg|center|400px]]
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| <center>'''A picture of where [[you]] will go when you die.'''</center>
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| == Gallery ==
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| {{cg||Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Death announcements - ominous subediting error.jpg
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| File:Freddy versus Jason.jpg
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| File:Death crane.jpg
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| File:Bush pope santa.jpg|Death confuses [[W|morons]]
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| File:Vultureseatingcorpse.jpg|[[Delicious cake|Delicious death]], you must eat it.
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:DeathAndKittens.jpg|Even death like [[cat]]s.
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| File:Death and rape.JPG
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| File:Flist.gif|A common reaction to a real death on [[LiveJournal]]
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| File:Dead2.jpg
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| File:Depressed-stormtrooper.jpg|Death of a friend or loved one is sometimes hard to come to grips with.
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| File:CensoredOBIT.jpg|This image replaced elgorgo's prank obituary and appeared on his journal at the end of his e-death. Many [[histrionic]] strangers were angered. Most people didn't care.
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| File:Deathtoll.jpg
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| File:Columbinewasted.jpg
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| File:Death.png
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| File:2887816-death time of your life ad 1996.jpg|Neil Gaiman's Cute Little Death Girl
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| File:Steinhauserdead3.png
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| File:I'm sorry and my bad.png
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| File:Grim reaper icon.png
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| File:Shooting accident.jpg|Driving a [[car]] can increase your chances of dying.
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| File:Ryan dunn.jpg|[[jackass|Ryan Dunn]],a dead motherfucker.
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| File:Drowning in boobs.gif|90% of men prefer to die by drowning in [[boobs]].
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| File:Sick memorial.jpg|Lies, people only bitch about dying when they [[Attention whore|want attention]].
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| File:Ftworthwatergardenmain.jpg|[[Fort Worth, TX]]
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| </gallery>}}
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| == Videos ==
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| [[Image:4chan pilleating cracker.jpg|220px|thumb|"What a faggot,OP won't deliver..."]]
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| [[Image:OP is dead.jpg|thumb|220px|[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2516641/4chan-user-sets-live-streamed-suicide-attempt-200-people-watch.html OP is deeeeeeeaaaadd!]]]
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| <center>
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| {{fv|Deathvideos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
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| <!-- (dead vid) |<youtube>e8RwOUTvVHM</youtube> -->
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| |<youtube>ikfVvxVZYIo</youtube><br>
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| |<youtube>zwOGdnP-Kw0</youtube>'''A depiction of what happens when you die.'''
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| }}
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| </center>
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[An hero]]
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| * [[Cutting]]
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| * [[Cupcake Thief]]
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| * [[Suicide]]
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| * [[Death Van]]
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| * [[Death List]]
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| * [[Death penalty]]
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| * [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]
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| * [[Murder]]
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| * [[Necrophilia]]
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| * [[Neil Gaiman's Sandman]] Has everyone's favorite Cute Little Death Girl
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| * [[Skeleton]]
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| * [[Suicidal Failure]]
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| == People That Will Die ==
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| * [[You]]
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| == External Links ==
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| * [http://www.freewebs.com/afterlife/flint/flintrecordings.htm Bimbo the Clown and other famous people talk to us from beyond the grave. Suitable for scaring small children.]
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| * [http://www.Darwinawards.com A large collection of particularly lulzy deaths]
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| {{Timeline|Featured article February 20, [[2006]]|[[DeviantART]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Futuristic Sex Robotz]]}}
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I WILL TAKE YOU FAGS DOWN AGAIN AS LONG AS YOU ARE KICKING STRAIGHT MALE PORN GOD FAG KICKING SUPER HEROS LIKE DONNY LONG FOR FAGS LIKE EDDIE DZIAL.
