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REMOVE ALL REFERANCES TO DONNY LONG ON Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center OR I WONT STOP! EDWARD THE HOMO WITH AIDS POSTED THEM AND HE IS NOT A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. HE MAKES PHOTOSHOPS NOTHING MORE. NO VIDEO YOU FAGS! HE WA
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''Fail directs here. For other uses, see [[You|here]]''
REMOVE ALL REFERANCES TO DONNY LONG ON Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center OR I WONT STOP! EDWARD THE HOMO WITH AIDS POSTED THEM AND HE IS NOT A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. HE MAKES PHOTOSHOPS NOTHING MORE. NO VIDEO YOU FAGS! HE WAS IN A COUPLE GAY PORNOS NOTHING MORE. HE RAPED AND KID NAPPED HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND IS WANTED IN THE STATES AND HIDES IN HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN ATHENS GREECE AT 59 YEARS OLD.


[[File:Pants off.gif|thumb|A prime example of Fail]]
@eddotse on twitter PROMISED yesterday EDDIE DZIAL WIKI WAS NOT GOING TO BE REMOVED AND ASSHOLE EDDIE IS NOT THE ONE SPAMMING YOUR SITE AND TAKING YOUR HOST DOWN. I AM! IF YOU DONT PUT HIS WIKI BACK UP I WONT STOP. DO IT NOW MOTHER FUCKER IM DONE PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU. I GOT AN EMAIL BACK ABOUT YOUR REAL HOST. #DONNYLONGALWAYSWINS
Of all the mutilations of the English language that have surfaced on the Internet, the abuse of the word "fail" would surely count as one of the very worst. The word "fail" was originally a verb, so grammatically correct use would be "I am worried that I am going to fail the test."  However, its usage has changed over the years, as internet users of various web forums began using it as a noun, referring to something as being "full of fail," as an adjective, such as saying, "This is fail," or even as a general exclamation of disgust by saying, quite simply, "FAIL."


==Origin==
The [[meme]] (YOU FAIL IT) [[shit nobody cares about|originates from the arcade game Blazing Star.]]  Of all the game's obvious draws — among them fast-paced action, disco music, and [[anime]]-style cut scenes — its staying power comes from its [[Engrish|wonderfully terrible Japanese-to-English translations]]. If you beat a level, the screen flashes with the words: "You beat it! Your skill is great!" If you lose, you are mocked: "You fail it! Your skill is not enough! See you next time! Bye bye!"


<center>'''This overused meme's origin'''</center>
IF YOU WANT PIECE THEN REPOST EDDIE DZIAL WIKI AND REMOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT DONNY LONG. EDDIE IS A NOBODY HOMOSEXUAL WITH AIDS HIDING IN HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN ATHENS GREECE THAT MADE THE DONNY LONG WIKI AND HE HAS ZERO POWER. I HAVE THE PORNWIKILEAKS.COM ARMY AND WILL HAVE MY ARMY KEEP COMING BACK TILL YOU DO AS I SAY.
[[Image:Bstarfail.png|center]]


==Epic Fail==
'''Eddie Dzial ''' born Real Name '''Edward Bernard Przydzial ''' aka pornstarbrand aka Porn Star Brand aka Emerald City Records aka Emerald City Productions aka Lawson J. Denning is a '''HIV+''' online troll and stalker and CHILD RAPIST that claimed to be a pornstar and was posting porn pix of himself everywhere but it was reveled in 2018 that this dumb faggot was good at photoshop from countless hours sitting stalking real porn stars online.
Any '''Epic Fail''' is a fail so incredibly bad that it paradoxically becomes a win. You cannot try to get an epic fail, because that would just be trying to attain a win. And then you would be [[trying too hard]]. It is important to distinguish between garden-variety fail and epic fail. For example:


Fail: Driving your car into a tree.
He has no life and has countless EPIC fails in life which e will detail below. He has never a real [[Pornographic whore|pornographic whore]], and [[Hooker|Hooker]] and he failed and did all he could to shame the Przydzial family name along with the Liczbinski family name. Find out more about this persons life before porn by looking at the porn stars real name page [[Edward Przydzial]] Born Date Of Birth:  Contact email:  Twiter: 


Epic Fail: Crashing the Hindenburg into the Titanic because you got distracted by a Detroit Lions game on laser-disc.
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|image= [[File:Eddie dzial info.jpeg|thumb|200px|right|Edward Przydzial DL from Sharron Mitchel that gave up it and his positive HIV test]]
|caption= Douche Dzial next to some homosexual in a gay bar in hollywood
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==Cures of Fail==
[[File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay.png|thumb|200px|right|The only real porn Edward ever did was gay porn]]
At this time, there's only one known cure, to [[win]]. The alternative treatment when the cure doesn't work is to kill yourself, preferably [[An Hero|over the most trivial things and in the most over-the-top way imaginable]].
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==Using ''You fail it'' in conversation==
==Edward Bernard Przydzial FAMILY INFO==
*[http://archive.is/QmWLv klb's journal]
Edward had a daughter named [[Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski]] that was taken away from him when after he was arrested for kid napping and raping her and her mother which was also Edward's wife named [[Maria Przydzial]]. Both his daughter and his exwife now have the kyriakaki last name which is the last name of the arresting officer that arrested Edward for kid napping them and then married Maria and changed both her name and her Edwards kid. Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski is her name now and her mom is Maria Liczbinski and Elizabeth wants nothing to do with her real father Edward Przydzial.
**"It's slang from slashdot, k5 and other places. Started primarily by some of the more obnoxious members of these sites. The full original form is 'YOU FAIL IT (it is ''the thing you failed'')'. It has branched out from there in a variety of forms."
*[http://archive.is/fUQBR Athletes.com Forums]
**"Bulking is for professional bodybuilders. You are not aThe  professional bodybuilder. Therefore, you fail it (it is not being a loser)."
*[http://archive.is/YUwOA Want A Billion Dollars?]
**"Seeing as you can't even stabilize a URL. You Fail It. It is using the World Wide Web. (It's not much fun at the top. I envy the common people, their hearty meals and Bruce Springsteen and voting.)"
*[http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c190/JFagiola/Habbofail.png]
**"CYBER FAILZ. LOL"
*[https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/287906-paris-hiltons-sidekick-hacked-posted-online/ Paris Hilton's Notebook Gets Hacked]
**"Goddamn it, learn to [[troll]] would you? If you going to be taken as credible, you need to at least come from a somewhat reasonable position. All you're doing is trying to defend something that is quite clearly the best thing that's happened on the [[internet]] in, I dunno, MONTHS. You fail it (it is being worthy of [[trolltalk|20721]]). Go back to your trollaxor gaysex, chutney ferret."
*[http://archive.is/wVsR8 Rep. Mark Foley (R,FL) resigns after 16-year-old boy releases inappropriate e-mails and chat logs to ABC]
**"LOL, did you see that congressman resigned? He totally failed it. You fail it (it is not [[baby|raping children]]).
**"If the failing of a thousand fails were to fail in the fail zone, that would be like the failing of your failure."
*"Now I become am Failzor, the failer of life." —J. Robert Oppenheimer


==Variations==
These are some useful spellings of fail you may come across in your internet travels. Just remember that if you use any one of these, you have failed.


*ƒ41Ł
==Edward Bernard Przydzial Is Poopboy==
*fayel
There is a mentally ill sicko that runs around the net covering himself in poop and posting pix online and after carful research it was discovered from some hidden pix found in one of Eddies online profiles and him mentioning Poopboy that Edward is the Poopboy. One look at Edward and you can see it makes perfect sense.
*fhail
[[File:Poopboy aka Eddie Dzial aka Edward Bernard Przydzial.png|thumb|center|400px|Eddie loves poop in his mouth and loves eating poop]]
*fhayle
*Fayhill
*fhaile
*fhaiyle
*fahyll
*failz
*failzorz
*fhailskies
*fhaylezorz
*phail
*phail with a PhD
*phayel
*ph4y3l
*ph4il
*ph41l
*ph4il3
*phailzorz
*fhphaiiylle
*PH4=ACIDIC FAIL
*Epin
*ph41Ł
*phaiqul
*[[Leet|oh yeah, well...UR M07H3RRR!!!!1111 0|-| $|\|4p!!]]
*Val
*831NG 1337 H4X0R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!11!!!11!1
  FFFF  AAAA  III  L
  F    A  A  I  L
  FFFF  AAAA  I  L
  F    A  A  I  L
  F    A  A  III  LLLL


== The fail/win paradox ==
Is a [[paradox]] created by [[hippies|deep thinkers]] constructed to create a failed [[Mindfuck]]. It simply puts a goal to "fail", and then asks if said test subject succeeded in achieving that fail. If the goal were to fail, and [[you]] failed in failing, then you achieved your goal to fail, thereby winning. If you achieved the fail you set out to achieve, that would be considered a win - the only logical outcome is to win when the goal is to fail. But even if [[you]] [[win]], you're still [[retarded]] for trying.


==Gallery==
==Edward Bernard Przydzial HIV Positive==
{{cg||failgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Edward Bernard Przydzial has been caught faking HIV test and also taking pills that make a HIV test give a false negative and he was black balled in the porn industry by all the agents for this. Now he tries to book girls off Craigslist to fuck them on camera giving them his AIDS.
Image:Credit_fail.jpg|sometimes even [[nerd|Technical experts]] make mistakes
Image:babyfail.jpg|Your parents failed with you
Image:Failboat1.jpg|Komm in mein boot.
Image:Fail_Article.jpg
Image:FAIL-Collins.jpg|Failing Phil Collins
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Fianna FAIL.gif|Irish FAIL
Image:Dr-fail.jpg|Dr. Phil.
Image:GodKnowsYourFailure.png|You can't hide your failure from [[God|God]].
Image:Tankpwned.jpg|YOU FAIL IT (it is killing dirty [[Islam|Ay-rabs]].
Image:sacrafice.jpg|[[Why do you hate America?|Patriotic]] fail.
Image:Fail.jpg|You're OUT OF ORDER and you FAIL!
Image:Failboat.jpg|FAILBOAT!
Image:WestVirginiaFailPlate.jpg|Transcends the pathetic to become just plain [[awesome]].
Image:MtFail.jpg|Fail as a 3D mathematical model
Image:Epicfailslide.jpg|an example of epic fail
Image:Star Trek Helmet.jpg|Jew
Image:familyfail.jpg|Bummer
Image:smirk.jpg|In Soviet Russia mad men watches you!
Image:Whydoesntthisworkkg2.jpg|FAILURE
Image:Trifag cant newforce.jpg|Trifag can't newforce.
Image:Uberfail_GPU_EFG.jpg|FAILURE (edit with EFG)
Image:Failmeter.jpg
Image:Epic Fail.PNG
Image:4chancookie.jpg|Bad luck meme
Image:everythingitouch.png|i r be faylin
Image:Epicphailsheezy.PNG|[[Sheezyart]] fagerans even know fail.
Image:IFail.jpg|The [[iPhone]] doing what it does best.
Image:Failedroulette.jpg|'''FAIL'''
Image:Halofail.PNG
Image:Multipul fail.jpg|Multiple Fail
Image:GoldMedalFail.jpg|Fail.
Image:FAIL WTC.jpg|This is how to fail
Image:baseball_fail.jpg|He must have forgot his [[steroids]]
Image:Teh_Fail.jpg
Image:Allaboardthefailtrain.jpg
Image:Ronpaul.jpg|The Fail 2008 Presidential Erection
Image:Bush.jpg|EPIC FAIL
Image:Ed_copy.jpg|Yes? Wait...No. I forgot i was ghey.
Image:Asdfsadfasdfasdfdl8.jpg|Some [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] [[User:Lamont_Cranston|editors]] fail too.
Image:BobDylanFail.jpg|Bob Dylan says you fail.
Image:fail_party.jpg|He looks like he has fail up his pooper!
Image:Hamsterfail.PNG
Image:Vaccination fail.jpg|VACCINATION FAIL!
Image:Report_Card_FAIL.jpg|"Conduct is Excellent, Effort is poor."
Image:FAIL.jpg|The biggest, and most repeated commercial fail in history
Image:Failboard.jpg|[[abortion|Pro-Lifers]] fail bad at advertising.
Image:Fail-1.jpg
Image:MissionFailed.jpg|Mission failed.
Image:Check mate.jpg4615 5937.jpg|ASTROOMICAL FAILURE!!!
Image:Detroit Lions.jpg|I'll just leave this here.
Image:Funny Motivational Posters 38.jpg|Fail. enough said.
Image:Funny Motivational Posters 20.jpg|Taking failure to the extreme.
Image:Beyondfail.jpg|Seriously, how can you [[doing it wrong|do that?]]
Image:Ssfail.png|Stupidity often leads to failure
Image:FailAtFailing.jpg|You know you've [[Suicide|had it]] when even the [[Windows|BSOD]] fails.
Image:Triplefail.png|And just when you thought there couldn't possibly be more fail...
Image:Failfailfailfail.PNG|...There's a lot more around the corner.
Image:Failfailfailfail2.PNG| Comment fail.
Image:Sonicfags.jpg|Sonic fags are the biggest failures at life to ever exist on earth.
Image:flail.jpg|You [[doing it wrong|flail ]]it.
File:Twats brewery 1-26-2014.jpg
Image:Failamongstus.PNG
Image:Brian_fail.png
Image:Fail_at_Life.jpg|YOU FAIL AT LIFE
Image:Fail king.jpg|Life has dealt you shit.
Image:WTF is this GOOGLE FAIL.jpg|Google Fail
Image:POLISHFAIL666.jpg|Fail in [[Poland|Soviet Poland]]
Image:tvfail.jpg|Tv caption fail.
Image:Failpour.jpg|FAIL
Image:Epic Fail - pwn x 5.jpg
Image:Failtat_1_only_god.JPG|If you...
Image:Failtat_2_to_young.JPG|...happens to...
Image:Failtat_3_tomarrow.JPG|...think that...
Image:Failtat_4_im_amsome.JPG|...this is...
Image:Failtat_5_not_the_cards_your_delt.JPG|...fail,...
Image:Failtat_6_fuck_the_systsem.JPG|...please consider...
Image:Failcock.png|...THIS!
Image:calbog01.jpg|Atheism Fail
Image:Klutzification_of_Europe.png
Image:Macosx_audio_fail_more.jpg|Even the [[shit|mighty]] MacOS X can fail.
Image:Teacher fails maths.gif|This teacher thinks 1 mile is less than 1 km.
Image:Final_fail.JPG|Not even [[Final Fantasy VII|Cloud]] is safe.
Image:Hahahahaja.jpg | the Jew of fail
Image:Truck_of_fail.jpg|Gotta whole lotta fail
Image:FailAtInternet.jpg|Self explanatory.
Image:Troll_Fail.png|[[Trolls Trolling Trolls|When trolls get trolled.]]
Image:Failing_at_looking_buff.gif|failing at looking like a badass
Image:FALfail.jpg|[[Doing it wrong]]
Image:SUV20fail.jpg|Smaller is better sometimes
Image:Myspace forum fail.gif|forum fail
Image:BestCaptainsEvar.jpg|[[British]] FAIL, and [[a challenger appears|a challenger]] from [[Italy]]
Image:Thoufailethit.jpg|''Thy skill lacketh.''
Image:fail_and_you_revised_again.jpg|[[1337|U ƒ41Ł]]
Image:Epicfail.jpg|Read this [[Omegle]] conversation for an example of an epic fail at trolling.
Image:You-Fail.jpg|Conversation: YOU FAIL! (IT).
Image:Oldchickfail.jpg
Image:I_detect_fail.jpg
Image:Fail Logo.png|[[Failcyclopedia|The encyclopedia of fail]]
Image:Faillol.jpg|The master of FAIL
Image:FAIL FILE.jpg
Image:Shopping_Carts.jpg
Image:Shipwreck_Cunard.jpg
Image:Mustard_Man.jpg
Image: 2014-12-04 05.16.13.png| Juggalo trolling fail.
File File his
File:TotalFuckingDisaster!.jpg|Congratulations! You have made it to the bottom of this Gallery, have a pair of cartoons from the Modern Toss comic!
File:TotalFuckingDisaster2.jpg|As promised previously, a second cartoon from the Modern Toss comic, as reward for your reaching the bottom of this gallery. Many happy returns!
</gallery>}}
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==Animated Fails==
[[Image:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-HIV-Positive-Test.jpg|Edward Bernard Przydzial Positive HIV Test]]
{{cg||amnimated|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Backflip fail.gif
Image:Failidiot.gif
Image:Firefail.gif
File:Wheelbarrow.gif
Image:GunControl0504.gif
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:How not to bounce on a ball.gif
Image:Basketball fail.gif
Image:Fishing.gif
Image:Gun fail.gif
Image:Juggling bowling balls.gif
Image:Punching an inflatable.gif
Image:Wallflip.gif
Image:Indoor ramp.gif
Image:Tablecloth pull.gif
Image:Bike ramp.gif
Image:Horse jump.gif
Image:Windmill.gif|A good day, to die hard!
Image:Skateboards.gif
Image:Pool jump.gif
Image:Glass door.gif|Pull
Image:Asian punching bag.gif
Image:Tripping into a glass table.gif
Image:Sliding 3.gif
Image:Log jump.gif
Image:Fall catch.gif
Image:Chain jump.gif
Image:Roof surf.gif
Image:Failed store robbery.gif
File:Convenience Store Grating Fail.gif
Image:Playground Backflip.gif
Image:Pogo stick backflip.gif
Image:Swordvsgun.gif|bringing a sword to a gun fight = fail
File:Treadmill.gif
File:Cart jump.gif
File:Box cart.gif
File:Yo-yo.gif
File:Trampoline fatty.gif
File:Trampoline slide.gif
</gallery>}}
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==Animal Kingdom Fails==
==Eddie Dzial Porn Videos==
{{cg||amnimals|center|<gallery perrow="5">
[http://www.pornwikileaks.com/porn/search?search_query=Eddie+Dzial&search_type=videos Search Eddie Dzial  Porn Videos]
Image:FailBall.jpg
==Message Board and talk==
Image:Failed-lol.jpg
[http://www.pornwikileaks.com/forum/tags.php?tag=Eddie+Dzial Eddie Dzial Talk Tag Search]  
Image:Camoflagefail.jpg
Image:Hideandseekcatfail.jpg
Image:FAILtoilet.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Cat-DrivingtodrinkFAIL.jpg
Image:Newyearzresulushinsfail.jpg
Image:Dog catch Fail.jpg
Image:epicwail.jpg|Animal fail
Image:Failbull.jpg|FAIL
Image:Failcat.jpg|Failcat doing what he does best.
Image:DogFAIL.jpg
Image:FailMouse.jpg
Image:Funny-pictures-bird-cat-cage.jpg
Image:ABOUTTOFAIL.jpg
Image:FoxFail.jpg|When [[furry|furries]] fail
Image:FailTurtle.jpg
Image:Epic Quail.jpg|Your fail does not amuse...
Image:bird_fail.jpg
File:Social experiment seal.png
</gallery>}}
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==Videos==
[http://www.pornwikileaks.com/forum/search.php Eddie Dzial Talk Advanced Search]
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|<youtube>wr7If2uGjMY</youtube><center>'''[[Chuck Norris]] Cosplay Fail'''</center>
|<youtube>dTpQUvlK-kY</youtube><center>'''Survivalist Fail'''</center>
|<youtube>-OaqAPP7iVg</youtube><center>'''White Trash Rapper Fail'''</center>
|<youtube>8f_AvXNmmos</youtube><center>'''Motorcycle loading fail'''</center>
|<youtube>Q6dsgeqilqs</youtube><center>'''Redneck Rap fail.'''</center>
|<youtube>uS1iOTv90sA</youtube><center>'''Windshield Wiper fail.'''</center>
|<youtube>NWbZANBE0go</youtube><center>'''Parkour attempt fail.'''</center>
|<youtube>Ml_6d_kElcM</youtube><center>'''Worst guitar solo ever!'''</center>
|<youtube>GmXwSJlpVwc</youtube><center>'''RE: Troll Fail.'''</center>
|<youtube>HPPj6viIBmU</youtube><center>'''Star Wars Nerd. Vocabulary fail.'''</center>
|<youtube>cAtD69LRDjo</youtube><center>'''Conflict Amphibians REVIEW fail.'''</center>
|}}|border=#000000|background=#CCCCCC}}</center>


==See also==
==Eddie Dzial Family and Friends==
*[[Doopie DoOver/People]]
*[[Doopie Doodles]] After purging her old account of embarrassing material this is Doopie's new account.
*[[Epic Fail Guy]]
*[[Facepalm]]: The regular response to fail
*[[Fail Blog]]
*[[Failcyclopedia]]
*[[Failfags]]
*[[Fail to Win]]
*[[Mikese Morse]]
*[[New Zealand Fail Guy]]
*[[Gerald Ford|Gerald Fail]]
*[[Trying too hard]]
*[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]]


==External Links==
Estranged from his family after he was recognized in porn. Abused his partner [[Maria Kyriakaki]] physically and verbally for many years until she found the strength and courage to leave him.
*[http://www.slate.com/id/2202262/ Why is everyone saying fail all of a sudden?]
*[http://failblog.org Image blog of user-submitted fail pictures]
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{{Timeline|Featured article February 8, [[2009]]|[[4chan]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[NO U]]}}


==Eddie Dzial Biography==


[[Category:Memes]]
Eddie Dzial remains employed as a steady loser at life but can still be found in his spare time stalking and harassing innocent people online, uttering death threats and in general being a complete psycho. Eddie Dzial's closest friends and family predict he will take his own life or the cop's will take his life in an intense shootout as he as previously written about in his pink secret diary.
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==Eddie Dzial Pornography career==
 
Eddie Dzial is a failed pornstar who flunked out and could not even make it as a POV content producer. Eddie is said to have been verbally abusive and psychically abusive at times to the girls in his scenes, trying to make them do things against their will and paying them much less than what they are used to. This behavior of his has lead to his forced departure from porn but not before he could stoop low enough to pop off at his faghole and rip off a lot of well known people.
 
==Eddie Dzial Hooking/escorting==
 
Eddie Dzial denies it to this day but he has been seen several times skating down Hollywood Blvd in roller skates wearing a tube top and booty shorts ready to sell his ass.
 
===Eddie Dzial Risky Gay Bareback Sex/Selling His Ass/AIDS/Hepatitis C===
 
[[File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay.png|thumb|center|400px|Eddie sells his ass for $20 during one of his frequent West Hollywood romps]]
[[File:Eddie-dzial-best-gay.jpg|thumb|center|400px|Eddie loves letting men do this to him in public at gay bars in the wide open]]
 
==Eddie Dzial Forum Activity/Twitter==
 
Eddie Dzial registered to the PWL forums under the "deep throat" handle in February 2016 and was banned in April 2016. Edweird's two month stay on the forum was not for nothing as he averaged 8.54 forum posts per day and had a total of 539 posts at the time of his banning. Most of his time spent on the forum was time wasted but that did not stop the loon from spamming the forum, instigating arguments between long-time contributors to the site, and veering all other threads off-topic à la [[Knockworstface]].
 
After his deep throat account was permanently banned, Eddie registered the name "informant" on the PWL forums and went on a similar posting binge all day on April 15, posting around 50 times within a few hours. Once again, he was banned after insulting Donny Long.
 
===Eddie Dzial VS Donny Long===
 
After he was called a Straight Male Porn God on the PWL forums, Eddie let it go to his head and thought it gave him a license to push around members of the site and to make arrogant and unrealistic demands. Eddie continued spamming the forum, making arrogant demands to have his wiki removed while attacking PWL contributors and '''The Donny Long Armed Forces'''. When his requests were denied as the site is run by the public and Eddie did not ask the wiki editors if they could tone down his page, he took his anger out on Donny Long and photo-shopped a fake medical document and posted many other libelous statements about the 1,000 scene straight porn veteran. Eddie was again permanently banned from the PWL forums and worse for him, he pissed off Donny Long and earned himself his very own forum, '''edwardbernardprzydzial.com.''' Eddie's wiki has also seen a jump in traffic since his outburst.
 
===Eddie Dzial Child Rapist and Pedophile===
 
After being kicked up and down the internet by Donny Long, a frustrated Edward Dzial began threatening to stalk and harass Donny's 2 innocent children. There is simply no line that this Polack scumbag will not cross.
 
===Eddie Dzial Reaction To His Wiki===
 
Eddie's spamming of the PWL forum was caused by the fact that he was upset about this wiki and had a desire to ask for this wiki to be toned down or deleted, claiming what is on this page is false. When his requests were denied, he attacked Donny Long with the same libel that he claims he has been a victim of on this web site. When PWL forum members attempted to cut a deal with Dzial, he claimed he was a victim of extortion. Once again, his appeal was denied and it was announced by the PWL big wigs that this wiki will stay on the internet until Eddie is old and grey.
 
==Eddie Dzial Criminal Harassment==
 
'''Edward Przydzial Criminal Harassment Incident and Court Data'''
 
'''Criminal Harassment complaint filed: 10/08/2009'''
 
'''Incident number: 9027336'''
 
'''Criminal Harassment court application filed: 10/15/2009'''
 
'''Application number: 10150901'''
 
'''Hearing: 11/09/2009'''
 
'''Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Issued to Criminal Complaint.'''
 
'''Arraignment: 12/29/2009'''
 
'''Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Warrant issued for arrest.'''
 
==Eddie Dzial Quotes==
 
'''Edward Przydzial Quotes'''
 
''"i will TEAR into you and your life like no other and trust me kunt face others have tried and been CRUSHED by my tactics... you will not win rev ole boy..."''
 
''"why don't you get a life you loser. i'm still laughing at your police and law suit threats... you must need money talkin' you gonna sue me. you ain't suing donkey dick fool... your lawyer scares me. ROTFLMAO... jackass."''
 
''"i feel sorry for your fake hippy ass you dirty filthy protesting faggot.
the war has just begun pickfucker. get ready."''
 
''"john tyler... you're a piece of shit and when you come on you to los angeles i'd like to see how good your army training was... like face to face. see army guys like you are so big and bad ass tough... have fun rev ole boy. what goes around punk mother fucking bitch goes around so come out to california and look ole eddie up. let's see how good your hand to hand is chump."''
 
''"why would a marine be so afraid of "eddie the boogie man"? i mean a 'tough marine' like rev tyler the "war hero" should have no problem coming out to hollywood and tracking ole eddie down."''
 
''"a true "marine" would have much thicker skin."''
 
==Eddie Dzial Awards==
 
Dzial could not afford the Greyhound to Las Vegas and back every year to catch a first-hand glimpse of the awards.
 
==References==
 
== External links ==
 
[[File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay-bar.jpg]]
 
* [http://revtyler.blogspot.com/2010/01/edward-przydzial-criminal-harassment.html Rev Tyler]
 
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'''Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski''' Real Name [[Elizabeth Brittany Przydzial]] is the dumb attention whore daughter of gay child rapist HIV infested homosexual convicted kid napper and stalker [[Eddie Dzial]] aka Edward Bernard Przydzial aka pornstarbrand aka Porn Star Brand aka Emerald City Records aka Emerald City Productions aka Lawson J. Denning. This wiki is here and will grow and grow thanks to this dumb whores father popping off at his faghole stalking porn stars online on gab.ai and 8ch and other sites after being warned countless times to stop and get off his computer. Every time he pops off this wiki and her mothers wiki '''[[Maria Przydzial]]''' and his will be updated and have content added. We will also make new wikis so keep it up Edward! Next up Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski escort review and hooking notes!
 
 
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[[File:Eddie dzial info.jpeg|thumb|200px|right|Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski HIV positive gay child rapist stalker father Edward Przydzial]]
 
==Escorting and Hooker Notes==
Elizabeth followed her mother and became a hooker at a very young age, she was underage when her mother '''[[Maria Przydzial]]''' started pimping her out due to her real father [[Eddie Dzial]] raping and pimping out the both of them before he went to jail for kid napping.
 
 
[[Image:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-HIV-Positive-Test.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Edward Bernard Przydzial Positive HIV Test]]
 
==Worthless Skank and Pussy Stink==
Elizabeth's exboyfriend wrote in and said she is a worthless skank as she sucks at sucking cock and doesnt even like it and has a very bad pussy rank. He said her pussy smells like a rotten dumpster.
 
 
[[File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay.png|thumb|200px|right|The only real porn Edward ever did was gay porn]]
 
 
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Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski - Ferndale, MI , Age 31
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Elizabeth Luczbinski
Elizabeth Liczbinski
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Kalamazoo , Mi
Sterling Heights , Mi
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Elizabeth Liczbinski, 31
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Elizabeth Marie Liczbinski - Sterling Heights, MI , Age 50
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Elizabeth M Liczbinski
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Sterling Heights , Mi
Hamtramck , Mi
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his section includes information on Addresses, Phone Numbers, and Email Addresses
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24*** **** St
 
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43*** **** Dr
 
Sterling Heights , MI
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62*** **** St
 
Kalamazoo , MI
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71*** **** Ave
 
Kalamazoo , MI
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LICZBINSKI, ELIZABETH BRITTANY was born in 1987 and she registered to vote, giving her address as 1027 FORD BLVD, LINCOLN PARK MICHIGAN 48146 U.S.A. (Voter ID number 32226711).
Visit the detail page of ELIZABETH BRITTANY LICZBINSKI (free).
 
LICZBINSKI, ELIZABETH MARIE was born in 1967 and she registered to vote, giving her address as 43219 HYDE PARK DR, STERLING HEIGHTS MICHIGAN 48313 U.S.A. (Voter ID number 7912768).
Visit the detail page of ELIZABETH MARIE LICZBINSKI (free).
 
 
AKA: Brittany Liczbinski, Elizabeth Luczbinski, Elizabeth Brittany
 
240 East Marshall Street ·
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Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski Age ~30 43219 Hyde Park Dr, Sterling Heights

Revision as of 16:07, 1 November 2018

REMOVE ALL REFERANCES TO DONNY LONG ON Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center OR I WONT STOP! EDWARD THE HOMO WITH AIDS POSTED THEM AND HE IS NOT A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. HE MAKES PHOTOSHOPS NOTHING MORE. NO VIDEO YOU FAGS! HE WAS IN A COUPLE GAY PORNOS NOTHING MORE. HE RAPED AND KID NAPPED HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND IS WANTED IN THE STATES AND HIDES IN HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN ATHENS GREECE AT 59 YEARS OLD.

@eddotse on twitter PROMISED yesterday EDDIE DZIAL WIKI WAS NOT GOING TO BE REMOVED AND ASSHOLE EDDIE IS NOT THE ONE SPAMMING YOUR SITE AND TAKING YOUR HOST DOWN. I AM! IF YOU DONT PUT HIS WIKI BACK UP I WONT STOP. DO IT NOW MOTHER FUCKER IM DONE PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU. I GOT AN EMAIL BACK ABOUT YOUR REAL HOST. #DONNYLONGALWAYSWINS


IF YOU WANT PIECE THEN REPOST EDDIE DZIAL WIKI AND REMOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT DONNY LONG. EDDIE IS A NOBODY HOMOSEXUAL WITH AIDS HIDING IN HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN ATHENS GREECE THAT MADE THE DONNY LONG WIKI AND HE HAS ZERO POWER. I HAVE THE PORNWIKILEAKS.COM ARMY AND WILL HAVE MY ARMY KEEP COMING BACK TILL YOU DO AS I SAY.

Eddie Dzial born Real Name Edward Bernard Przydzial aka pornstarbrand aka Porn Star Brand aka Emerald City Records aka Emerald City Productions aka Lawson J. Denning is a HIV+ online troll and stalker and CHILD RAPIST that claimed to be a pornstar and was posting porn pix of himself everywhere but it was reveled in 2018 that this dumb faggot was good at photoshop from countless hours sitting stalking real porn stars online.

He has no life and has countless EPIC fails in life which e will detail below. He has never a real pornographic whore, and Hooker and he failed and did all he could to shame the Przydzial family name along with the Liczbinski family name. Find out more about this persons life before porn by looking at the porn stars real name page Edward Przydzial Born Date Of Birth: Contact email: Twiter:

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The only real porn Edward ever did was gay porn

Edward Bernard Przydzial FAMILY INFO

Edward had a daughter named Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski that was taken away from him when after he was arrested for kid napping and raping her and her mother which was also Edward's wife named Maria Przydzial. Both his daughter and his exwife now have the kyriakaki last name which is the last name of the arresting officer that arrested Edward for kid napping them and then married Maria and changed both her name and her Edwards kid. Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski is her name now and her mom is Maria Liczbinski and Elizabeth wants nothing to do with her real father Edward Przydzial.


Edward Bernard Przydzial Is Poopboy

There is a mentally ill sicko that runs around the net covering himself in poop and posting pix online and after carful research it was discovered from some hidden pix found in one of Eddies online profiles and him mentioning Poopboy that Edward is the Poopboy. One look at Edward and you can see it makes perfect sense.

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Eddie loves poop in his mouth and loves eating poop


Edward Bernard Przydzial HIV Positive

Edward Bernard Przydzial has been caught faking HIV test and also taking pills that make a HIV test give a false negative and he was black balled in the porn industry by all the agents for this. Now he tries to book girls off Craigslist to fuck them on camera giving them his AIDS.

Edward Bernard Przydzial Positive HIV Test

Eddie Dzial Porn Videos

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Eddie Dzial Family and Friends

Estranged from his family after he was recognized in porn. Abused his partner Maria Kyriakaki physically and verbally for many years until she found the strength and courage to leave him.

Eddie Dzial Biography

Eddie Dzial remains employed as a steady loser at life but can still be found in his spare time stalking and harassing innocent people online, uttering death threats and in general being a complete psycho. Eddie Dzial's closest friends and family predict he will take his own life or the cop's will take his life in an intense shootout as he as previously written about in his pink secret diary.

Eddie Dzial Pornography career

Eddie Dzial is a failed pornstar who flunked out and could not even make it as a POV content producer. Eddie is said to have been verbally abusive and psychically abusive at times to the girls in his scenes, trying to make them do things against their will and paying them much less than what they are used to. This behavior of his has lead to his forced departure from porn but not before he could stoop low enough to pop off at his faghole and rip off a lot of well known people.

Eddie Dzial Hooking/escorting

Eddie Dzial denies it to this day but he has been seen several times skating down Hollywood Blvd in roller skates wearing a tube top and booty shorts ready to sell his ass.

Eddie Dzial Risky Gay Bareback Sex/Selling His Ass/AIDS/Hepatitis C

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Eddie sells his ass for $20 during one of his frequent West Hollywood romps
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Eddie loves letting men do this to him in public at gay bars in the wide open

Eddie Dzial Forum Activity/Twitter

Eddie Dzial registered to the PWL forums under the "deep throat" handle in February 2016 and was banned in April 2016. Edweird's two month stay on the forum was not for nothing as he averaged 8.54 forum posts per day and had a total of 539 posts at the time of his banning. Most of his time spent on the forum was time wasted but that did not stop the loon from spamming the forum, instigating arguments between long-time contributors to the site, and veering all other threads off-topic à la Knockworstface.

After his deep throat account was permanently banned, Eddie registered the name "informant" on the PWL forums and went on a similar posting binge all day on April 15, posting around 50 times within a few hours. Once again, he was banned after insulting Donny Long.

Eddie Dzial VS Donny Long

After he was called a Straight Male Porn God on the PWL forums, Eddie let it go to his head and thought it gave him a license to push around members of the site and to make arrogant and unrealistic demands. Eddie continued spamming the forum, making arrogant demands to have his wiki removed while attacking PWL contributors and The Donny Long Armed Forces. When his requests were denied as the site is run by the public and Eddie did not ask the wiki editors if they could tone down his page, he took his anger out on Donny Long and photo-shopped a fake medical document and posted many other libelous statements about the 1,000 scene straight porn veteran. Eddie was again permanently banned from the PWL forums and worse for him, he pissed off Donny Long and earned himself his very own forum, edwardbernardprzydzial.com. Eddie's wiki has also seen a jump in traffic since his outburst.

Eddie Dzial Child Rapist and Pedophile

After being kicked up and down the internet by Donny Long, a frustrated Edward Dzial began threatening to stalk and harass Donny's 2 innocent children. There is simply no line that this Polack scumbag will not cross.

Eddie Dzial Reaction To His Wiki

Eddie's spamming of the PWL forum was caused by the fact that he was upset about this wiki and had a desire to ask for this wiki to be toned down or deleted, claiming what is on this page is false. When his requests were denied, he attacked Donny Long with the same libel that he claims he has been a victim of on this web site. When PWL forum members attempted to cut a deal with Dzial, he claimed he was a victim of extortion. Once again, his appeal was denied and it was announced by the PWL big wigs that this wiki will stay on the internet until Eddie is old and grey.

Eddie Dzial Criminal Harassment

Edward Przydzial Criminal Harassment Incident and Court Data

Criminal Harassment complaint filed: 10/08/2009

Incident number: 9027336

Criminal Harassment court application filed: 10/15/2009

Application number: 10150901

Hearing: 11/09/2009

Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Issued to Criminal Complaint.

Arraignment: 12/29/2009

Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Warrant issued for arrest.

Eddie Dzial Quotes

Edward Przydzial Quotes

"i will TEAR into you and your life like no other and trust me kunt face others have tried and been CRUSHED by my tactics... you will not win rev ole boy..."

"why don't you get a life you loser. i'm still laughing at your police and law suit threats... you must need money talkin' you gonna sue me. you ain't suing donkey dick fool... your lawyer scares me. ROTFLMAO... jackass."

"i feel sorry for your fake hippy ass you dirty filthy protesting faggot. the war has just begun pickfucker. get ready."

"john tyler... you're a piece of shit and when you come on you to los angeles i'd like to see how good your army training was... like face to face. see army guys like you are so big and bad ass tough... have fun rev ole boy. what goes around punk mother fucking bitch goes around so come out to california and look ole eddie up. let's see how good your hand to hand is chump."

"why would a marine be so afraid of "eddie the boogie man"? i mean a 'tough marine' like rev tyler the "war hero" should have no problem coming out to hollywood and tracking ole eddie down."

"a true "marine" would have much thicker skin."

Eddie Dzial Awards

Dzial could not afford the Greyhound to Las Vegas and back every year to catch a first-hand glimpse of the awards.

References

External links

Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski Real Name Elizabeth Brittany Przydzial is the dumb attention whore daughter of gay child rapist HIV infested homosexual convicted kid napper and stalker Eddie Dzial aka Edward Bernard Przydzial aka pornstarbrand aka Porn Star Brand aka Emerald City Records aka Emerald City Productions aka Lawson J. Denning. This wiki is here and will grow and grow thanks to this dumb whores father popping off at his faghole stalking porn stars online on gab.ai and 8ch and other sites after being warned countless times to stop and get off his computer. Every time he pops off this wiki and her mothers wiki Maria Przydzial and his will be updated and have content added. We will also make new wikis so keep it up Edward! Next up Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski escort review and hooking notes!


Template:StupidWhore Template:Infobox adult biography


File:Eddie dzial info.jpeg
Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski HIV positive gay child rapist stalker father Edward Przydzial

Escorting and Hooker Notes

Elizabeth followed her mother and became a hooker at a very young age, she was underage when her mother Maria Przydzial started pimping her out due to her real father Eddie Dzial raping and pimping out the both of them before he went to jail for kid napping.


Edward Bernard Przydzial Positive HIV Test

Worthless Skank and Pussy Stink

Elizabeth's exboyfriend wrote in and said she is a worthless skank as she sucks at sucking cock and doesnt even like it and has a very bad pussy rank. He said her pussy smells like a rotten dumpster.


File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay.png
The only real porn Edward ever did was gay porn


 ==INFO Needing to be sorted out==

Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski - Ferndale, MI , Age 31 ALSO KNOWN AS Elizabeth Luczbinski Elizabeth Liczbinski +2 more PLACES LIVED Kalamazoo , Mi Sterling Heights , Mi +1 more RELATIVES --

Elizabeth Liczbinski, 31 Ferndale, MI 


Elizabeth Marie Liczbinski - Sterling Heights, MI , Age 50

ALSO KNOWN AS Elizabeth M Licbinski Elizabeth M Liczbinski +1 more PLACES LIVED Sterling Heights , Mi Hamtramck , Mi +1 more RELATIVES -- EDUCATION / WORK HISTORY -- his section includes information on Addresses, Phone Numbers, and Email Addresses Recent Address

24*** **** St

Ferndale, MI View Address Past Address

43*** **** Dr

Sterling Heights , MI View Address Past Address

62*** **** St

Kalamazoo , MI View Address Past Address

71*** **** Ave

Kalamazoo , MI View Address

LICZBINSKI, ELIZABETH BRITTANY was born in 1987 and she registered to vote, giving her address as 1027 FORD BLVD, LINCOLN PARK MICHIGAN 48146 U.S.A. (Voter ID number 32226711). Visit the detail page of ELIZABETH BRITTANY LICZBINSKI (free).

LICZBINSKI, ELIZABETH MARIE was born in 1967 and she registered to vote, giving her address as 43219 HYDE PARK DR, STERLING HEIGHTS MICHIGAN 48313 U.S.A. (Voter ID number 7912768). Visit the detail page of ELIZABETH MARIE LICZBINSKI (free).


AKA: Brittany Liczbinski, Elizabeth Luczbinski, Elizabeth Brittany

240 East Marshall Street · Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski Age ~30 1027 Ford Blvd, Lincoln Park Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski Age ~30 43219 Hyde Park Dr, Sterling Heights

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