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| [[Image:Bbqtime.jpg|thumb|left|A delicacy among negroes, from Milwaukee to Malawi]]
| | Bacteria: Bacteria! We begin with only one! |
| [[Image:Shaft among british front.jpg|right|thumb|The Jews love niggers.]]
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| [[Image:Pictionary.jpg|thumb|Sally and Johnny were playing Pictionary. Time was running out and Sally couldn't get it!]]
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| In this day and age, a person with pasty skin may find it difficult to be liked by people with dark skin. [[Has_anyone_really_been_far_even_as_decided_to_use_even_go_want_to_do_look_more_like?|Scientific inquiry]] in the [[black]] community reveals this has something to do with the pasty-skinned people owning everything, including the nigger's ancestors (actually, [[fact|Jews aren't white]], though they can certainly be pasty-skinned). For some reason, this irritates the darker-hued people and they aren't planning on getting over it any time soon. However, being liked by a nigger ''really can happen'' for the whey-faced citizen sincere in their desire to bridge the melanin gap!
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| This is why Sally and Johnny created '''[http://blackpeopleloveus.com Black People Love Us!]'''. They guide pasty people through all the important steps of establishing a healthy relationship, for instance, telling a nigger -- any nigger -- how articulate he is, and putting him at ease by mentioning "you da man!" Bonus points if the pasty-faced asks to sing along with a new black friend because, according to the site, all niggers love to sing.
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| Just think about how much fun life will be when pale people and dark people are no longer encumbered by ancient animosity. Gangsta music galore but with nice orchestral tracts in the background! Watching Tiger Woods win another championship without falling asleep! Copious use of the word "nigga" will earn a ghetto pass so that the pale can buy [[crack]] without being mugged and beaten to a pulp on the way to their dealer's corner, improving repeat business and, hence, the national economy. Moreover, white people will be honorary niggers and vice versa, leaving both free to mock and despise gooks and ragheads.
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| This site qualifies as an [[old meme]].
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| ==Things the whey-faced can do to endear themselves to niggers==
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| * FUCK YO' COUCH, NIGGA!!
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| *Buy them fried chicken and/or watermelon. Hennessy, if you have a tough customer.
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| *Tell a bitch to "Move" and/or "Get out tha way."
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| *Order a ho to "Sit down."
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| *Whuppin a trick
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| *End all sentences with "dawg" or "G."
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| *Steal them sneakers (sneakers are official nigger legal tender).
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| *Rap about life on da streetz uv Compton (makes them feel at home).
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| *Beatbox
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| *Demean a woman at every turn.
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| *Take they babymama to her GED class.
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| *Wear $80 dollar Nikes, go home, collect welfare check.
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| *Find white women, and recommend making several "Caramel Babies" out of wedlock.
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| *Get your wife and let them [[rape]] her to their heart's content. Niggers love "White Wimminz".
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg||groidsloveusgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Jewish DJ race mixer.jpg|Blacks sure love white women!
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| </gallery>
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