User:Jelq/Sandbox

4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

	“	The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.	„
	—The line of thinking that spawned what is now known as soyjak.party

The image that started it all.

Soyjak.party, better known as the sharty and by a plethora of other names such as Soyshart.farty, Soyfag.sharty, The 'arty and so on is a rapidly growing english speaking altchan based around the idea of the soyjak and the belief that posting and making soyjaks (known as 'jakking among the users) is a worthwile endeavor that should be pursued, documented and discussed. Most of the userbase is underage, hence the nickname soyteens or just 'teens. It started out on September 19, 2020 when it was created by Soot, and was bought by Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as the (((((((((Kolyma Network)))))))).

Beginning and inception

A picture of the /lgbt/ catalog before /qa/ was deleted by seething janitors

Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck /int/ board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.

Qa, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture or the history of the sharty seriously.

Luckily for everyone involved an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and jak on the party instead.

Notable boards

/soy/

The titular board. Fairly active, with the 1 million GET reached on August 31st, 2022. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is brimstone the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day or so. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, fetishising dicks of all races, pedophilia/cp (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.

/raid/

Dead board that used to organise raids until 'teens realised that raid threads have enough momentum to survive on /soy/ for long periods of time. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it.

/incel/

INternet CELebrity - meaningless, cancerous namefag drama. Most people here talk either about how the management is...LE BAD or how there is a great conspiracy afoot with whatever the current bogeyman is leading it (said bogeyman being the invention of an off-the-meds attentionfag drama queen with a need to find patterns in everything). Will endlessly talk about irrelevant people for hours on end and obsessed with sobot, a 16 year old polish (((woman))) (a non tranny wouldn't end up namefagging on sharty) which got groomed by lead mongolian kuz into being a janny for a while until he got kicked off for sheer incompetence.

/fap/ and /b/

Containment boards for niggerdick spam, troon porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to.

Sister sites

Soyjak.wiki

Owned by angeleno, a random namefag who bought it off soot when soot retired, soyjak.wiki is a good source of information about the site and detailed, lovingly autistic descriptions of the various 'jaks and funny inside jokes that the sharty has. Used to have issues with CP raids, but (for now) the situation has been solved and tamed. Articles of note would have to be mostly the Mental Asylum ones, since they're a good example of just how unfunny protosharty used to be. (If you don't care about it, just imagine a really shitty twitch dnd universe, but instead of being written by a furfag it is written by autistics and the acting characters are soyjaks in an asylum) The main source of lulz on the wiki is the Jackbox Raids article, which contains clips from the raids. Some of them are very funny, with the soyteens managing to oftentimes get a great reaction out of the streamer just before the banhammer drops on them.

Booru.soy

Most visited website outside of the sharty. Contains a myriad of soyjaks, some gemmy and some coaly.

Soyjak.download

A utility website provided to all soyteens by benevolent jannies for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))).

Jakparty.soy

Also known as the 'jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootist that are still resisting assimilation into the kolyma family.

Namefags

Soot

Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in early 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with see ass ayy amm staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a d- tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for quite the amount of time.

Kuz

Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owns a hillariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from (((smart investments))) and (((good luck))), he now owns the sharty ever since july 16, 2022. Replaced all sharty moderators with himself-appointed namefags and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki.

Arcturus

Run of the mill czech /qa/ poster who runs a discord server full of narcissistic namefags. His only claim to fame is being the first to do this and being le oldfag