User:MihlSpehc/Sandbox/Artyom Kazantsev

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Artyom Kazantsev
Nationality:	Russian
Highscore	Killed 17, injured 24
Top 50?	32nd
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Artyom Kazantsev was a Russian schizo and NEET who after taking in the shitfest that was 2020 to 2022, decided to follow the footsteps of his comrades, and shoot up a bunch of students and teachers. Unfortunately for him, his massacre was overshadowed by the much greater lulz of his own country fully annexing Ukraine in the second greatest war to ever exist, completely fucking over any chance of him being recognized like Vladislav Roslyakov and being put in the same tier as his followers - despite getting more kills than the two combined.

Background

Like many other fags before him, Artyom had a long long history of mental illness, enough for him to be placed in a mental health clinic to fix his schizophrenia, which clearly didn't do shit. With his schizoid delusions still going strong as fuck, he decided to do the next best thing and embrace fascism and the Columbine killers, again like all other fags that tried and failed to outdo those Americunts. Knowing that he would be shit at making bombs, he decided to focus on the gun part of his rampage, snagging two blank-fire pistols and random arts and crafts to make him stand out among cheap imitators.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Two Makarov Pistols	Originally traumatic pistols used by the police, somehow he managed to obtain some and converted them to shoot live ammunition. Comes with a fuckton of mags and gay bracelet chains spelling out Columbine and Eric & Dylan like a true Columbiner. 17-24 Damage
Perk 1: Schizophrenia	Increases damage to all targets including yourself.
Perk 2: Columbine Copycat	Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.

Shooting

I told you I was hardcore. But not as hardcore as that other guy.

On September 26th, 2022, after typing out his suicide note claiming he was going to kill people for the Columbine movement, he did just that, driving over to his old school and blasting anyone and everyone he saw, racking up 11 dead lolis, 2 guards, 2 teachers, and 2 randos dumb enough to get in his way, as well as cripple 22 kids and 2 others. Satisfied that he killed more than the two Russian chucklefucks before him, he shot a hole in his head, ending his spree and sending him to forever sleep.

Despite having swastikas drawn on his shirt, allegedly having ties to neo-Nazi organizations, and attacking the 88th school in all of Izhevsk, he claims it was not a terrorist attack. Really makes you wonder...

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	17/20 24 injured
Accuracy:	16/20 Better kill-to-injury ratio than his other peers.
Style:	11/20 Vladislav ripoff that aped Cho's style for a change
Butthurt:	9/20 The usual bawwing, but got overshadowed by other events.
Bonus:	25/20 Stole some blank fire pistols and made them shoot real bullets
Total Score: 78/100 (C)

Should've joined the Russian army. See full ranking

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