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File:Jordan Neely chokehold.jpg

Jordan Neely was a mentally ill nigger who was rightfully choked to death on the New York City subway by a young hero. The incident followed a manic episode during which Neely menaced and intimidated innocent straphangers for no reason at all, declaring that he was willing to hurt anyone and that he would welcome a life sentence in prison as a consequence of his actions. It was at that moment that our young blond-haired marine grabbed him from behind and placed him in a chokehold. A few others joined the marine to assist in restraining him as bystanders reportedly cheered in solidarity with the brave men. Neely was transported to a hospital where he was pronounced dead, because black people tend to have poor cardiac health and are particularly susceptible to dying suddenly. The hero who took him down was questioned by police and then released without charges, in a surprisingly based decision by the NYPD.

"He dindu nuffin!"

Jordan Neely at the time of his death had an open warrant for felony assault and boasted a whopping record of 44 arrests for violent behavior. He was a known menace by transit personnel, and had a long history of attempting to shove innocent people onto the tracks for no reason at all. Without question, he was a piece of shit who absolutely deserved to die, effectively making him a saint as far as Antifa and the Black Lives Matter movement are concerned. As to be expected, the unemployed have taken to the streets to express their dissatisfaction with the police's handling of the situation, because in the Jew-controlled West, when you are riding public transportation in an enclosed space in the greatest city on Earth and all the doors are locked and a brown man is threatening to rape your daughter and castrate your son, you simply must allow him to do whatever he wants or else you are racist.