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[[File:DonaldTrump-HomeAlone2.jpg|right|thumb|251px|Picture of Donald J. Trump, who is an average human being, helping out a perfectly normal human child.]]'''Donald J. Trump''' is a [[You're A Fucking White Male|white American male]] and the 45th President of the [[United States]]. He was born on June 14th, 1946, and has an estimated net worth of $3.5 billion. He is married to Melania Trump, and his children include Donald Jr., Ivanka, and Barron. He also appeared in the movie ''Home Alone 2'' as a friendly but otherwise average human being.
This is about as neutral and unbiased as we can get about him. If you want to read a completely biased and absolutely one-sided article about Trump, check out these articles:
<big>'''[[The Donald]]'''</big> - Written by retarded [[Alt-Right]] Trump [[Troll|supporters]]<br>
'''- OR -'''<br>
<big>'''[[Donald Drumpf]]'''</big> - Written by retarded [[SJW]] Anti-Trump [[Liberals|leftards]]<br>
* '''[[The Donald]]''' — for all the [[white nationalist]] [[Kekistan]] [[alt-right]] [[racist]]s who voted for Trump and is therefore the reason why the US has turned into Nazi Germany 2, [[Electric Boogaloo]]
* '''[[Donald Drumpf]]''' — for all the [[white guilt]]-filled [[nu-male]] [[soyboy]]s living in [[San Francisco]] who can't understand why their screaming at the sky for hours every day didn't change anything.
If neither of these articles suit your needs... then [[Where do you think we are?|what are you doing here]]?
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==Related Articles==
* [[Hillary Clinton]]
* [[Bernie Sanders]]
==External Links==
{{timeline|Featured article September 16 & 17, [[2015]]|[[Shamwow]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[RationalWiki]]}}
* {{twitter|realDonaldTrump}} — His personal Twitter account
* {{twitter|POTUS}} — His official Presidential Twitter account
* {{facebook|DonaldTrump}} — His personal Facebook account
* {{facebook|POTUS}} — His official Facebook account
* {{instagram|realdonaldtrump}} — His Instagram page
* {{ytuser|PLBB36D0C29844BEF8|Donald Trump}} — His YouTube account
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