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{{Later}}{{exclusive}}{{spoiler|HOLY FUCK!! TURNS OUT HE WAS AN ACTUAL JEW THAT WANTED TO MILK ED!!!!}}
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[[File:JacobMugshot.png|alt=|thumb|197x197px|NOT A MUGSHOT BUT IT WOULD BE LULZY TO SEE HIM [[V&|ARRESTED]] FOR HOSTING [[CP]]]]
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Aediot [[✡]] (Powerword: Jacob Stellmach) is the latest addition to the list of the [[Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians|Disgraced Sysops]], having ran
Aediot [[✡]] (Powerword: Jacob Stellmach) is the latest addition to the list of the [[Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians|Disgraced Sysops]], having ran ED for nearly 8 months with lots of weeks of downtime, we can safely say Jacob has had the least amount of time running the show but he was also the most embarrassing of all.


Jacob started his ED career on the forums under the moniker of Paeperclip, where [[Foreshadowing|he was called a pedo]] till he [[ragequit]].  
Jacob started his ED career on the forums under the moniker of Paeperclip, where [[Foreshadowing|he was called a pedo]] till he [[ragequit]].  
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''Jacob "The Hustler" Stellmach'' self-published a [[Scam|200$ "self-help" book]] called "The Hustler's Bible" (not to be confused with "A Hustler's Bible", a book writted by a nigger that actually succeeded in life.). How ballsy would it be for a failure to launch a 200$ book about succeeding when you couldn't manage to hold a wiki for more than two weeks.  
''Jacob "The Hustler" Stellmach'' self-published a [[Scam|200$ "self-help" book]] called "The Hustler's Bible" (not to be confused with "A Hustler's Bible", a book writted by a nigger that actually succeeded in life.). How ballsy would it be for a failure to launch a 200$ book about succeeding when you couldn't manage to hold a wiki for more than two weeks.  


This man declares himself CEO of ED despite no one knowing who the fuck he is outside of having some shady internet history, even files paperwork incorporising it despite never writing an article himself, cant keep the site up more than a week at a time, gets sued, spends all day on twitter and gets 2 retweets, makes his own forum only to have bots as users, fucks a heroin junkies ex twice his age, I said Jacob was addicted to weed and adderal but it seems he's also addicted to L's. Ade came in to air her dirt laundry after he dumped her dried up cunt and let us know he had no fixed address, couch surfed and lived off the kindness of others.  
=== "CEO of Encyclopedia Dramatica" ===
This man declares himself CEO of ED despite no one knowing who the fuck he is outside of having some shady internet history, he even filed paperwork incorporising it despite never writing an article himself, can't keep the site up more than a week at a time, gets sued, spends all day on Twitter and gets 2 retweets, makes his own forum only to have bots as users, fucks a heroin junkie's ex twice his age, seems like Jacob isn't a junkie for weed and Adderal, he's also addicted to epic fail. Ade came in to air her dirty laundry after he dumped her dried up cunt and let us know he had no fixed address, couch surfed and lived off the kindness of others.  


=== As an Enemy of teh Lulz ===
=== As an [[Enemies of the lulz|Enemy of teh Lulz]] ===


* Promised numerous backups, instead prevented others to do such things, causing the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Restoration 2020|Restoration 2020]] program to be bigger than ever (Thanks, kike.)
* Promised numerous backups, instead prevented others to do such things, causing the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Restoration 2020|Restoration 2020]] program to be bigger than ever (Thanks, kike.)
* He did remove the porn ads for a bit, but it was to advertise his shitty book
* Tried to fuck the ED jannies balls deep, as previously mentionned
* Tried to sell ED to his favorite Dark Web loli.


=== The End ===
=== Final Chapter (as of December 5th, 2020) ===
Jacob has had the least amount of time running the show but is also the most embarrassing. A fat jewish grifter, who was advertising his self published self help book "Hustlers Bible" on the front page of ED for 200 dollars, yes that is a real name, and yes he thought he would make money with it. After the criminal conspiracy came to light, as well as everyone being sick of his inability to run the site, a new site was created and online in less than 12 hours, something that had taken Jacob weeks of posting about and crying about on twitter saying he had teams of people working and was costing him thousands of dollars was done in half a day by 1 person.  
After the criminal conspiracy came to light, as well as everyone being sick of his inability to run the site, a new site was created and online in less than 12 hours, something that had taken Jacob weeks of posting about and crying about on twitter saying he had teams of people working and was costing him thousands of dollars was done in half a day by 1 person.  


There was no power struggle, no threatens to sue, no splitting of the community, Jacob is still living in his delusional world that HE is the CEO of ED and it's HIS wiki that is the real wiki and will be up any day now guys I promise.
There was no power struggle, no threatens to sue, no splitting of the community, Jacob is still living in his delusional world that HE is the CEO of ED and it's HIS wiki that is the real wiki and "will be up any day now guys I promise" but he forgot that [[Communism|NO ONE owns ED]] and in this case, [[Owned|ED owned him]].


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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== Social Links ==
{{twitter|7Deadly7ins}} - His twitter
{{Linkedin|in/jacob-stellmach|Jacob Stellmach}} - Go on, [[No|hire this fag]] for copywriting reasons.
== See Also ==
* [[Child porn]] - What was hosted on his first site
* [[ED:REBUILD|Restoration 2020]] - DO YOUR PART FGT!
* [[Jew]]
* [[Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticans]] - The full list
* [[Zaiger420]] - His role model
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Revision as of 14:35, 5 December 2020

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HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK!! TURNS OUT HE WAS AN ACTUAL JEW THAT WANTED TO MILK ED!!!!!!!1
NOT A MUGSHOT BUT IT WOULD BE LULZY TO SEE HIM ARRESTED FOR HOSTING CP

Aediot ✡ (Powerword: Jacob Stellmach) is the latest addition to the list of the Disgraced Sysops, having ran ED for nearly 8 months with lots of weeks of downtime, we can safely say Jacob has had the least amount of time running the show but he was also the most embarrassing of all.

Jacob started his ED career on the forums under the moniker of Paeperclip, where he was called a pedo till he ragequit.

He showed up years later with a new name and a new lady, Zaiger's ex girlfriend and internet bottom feeder, Adezero, about half her age Jacob quickly dumped her for a BPD mentally ill Scott Pilgrim girl he met on the forum, Ade went on to fuck Ethan Ralph. And was then again dumped for a younger woman.

Under Ade's tutelage, Jacob promised to bring back ED to its glory days and more! He promised of paid jobs for writing articles and taking down the Enemies of the Lulz, it was almost too good to be true!

SPOILER: It was.

Previous Antics and other Epic Fails

Onionland and the Dark Web

You see prior to this Jacob had run a tor site called Onionland, known online as the den of child porn, and who knows what Jacob had in store for our ED if only he was able to keep it alive for more than a week at a time.

He tried getting moderators of ED involved in a criminal conspiracy, promising to teach them how to open lines of credit in other peoples names, and how to take down any WordPress site that were deemed "enemies of ED". Why he thought anyone would fall for this I'll never know, it could be the weed or ADHD medication abuse but Jacob "Secondhand Zaiger" Stellmach didnt stop there because he then notified the same user that he would be selling the site to one of his dark web friends and not tell anyone about it, out of fear for it effecting donations he expected to recieve for the lawlsuit against him, assumumably a Silk Road situation, did I mention Jacob was delusional?

The Hustler's Bible

Jacob "The Hustler" Stellmach self-published a 200$ "self-help" book called "The Hustler's Bible" (not to be confused with "A Hustler's Bible", a book writted by a nigger that actually succeeded in life.). How ballsy would it be for a failure to launch a 200$ book about succeeding when you couldn't manage to hold a wiki for more than two weeks.

"CEO of Encyclopedia Dramatica"

This man declares himself CEO of ED despite no one knowing who the fuck he is outside of having some shady internet history, he even filed paperwork incorporising it despite never writing an article himself, can't keep the site up more than a week at a time, gets sued, spends all day on Twitter and gets 2 retweets, makes his own forum only to have bots as users, fucks a heroin junkie's ex twice his age, seems like Jacob isn't a junkie for weed and Adderal, he's also addicted to epic fail. Ade came in to air her dirty laundry after he dumped her dried up cunt and let us know he had no fixed address, couch surfed and lived off the kindness of others.

As an Enemy of teh Lulz

  • Promised numerous backups, instead prevented others to do such things, causing the Restoration 2020 program to be bigger than ever (Thanks, kike.)
  • He did remove the porn ads for a bit, but it was to advertise his shitty book
  • Tried to fuck the ED jannies balls deep, as previously mentionned
  • Tried to sell ED to his favorite Dark Web loli.

Final Chapter (as of December 5th, 2020)

After the criminal conspiracy came to light, as well as everyone being sick of his inability to run the site, a new site was created and online in less than 12 hours, something that had taken Jacob weeks of posting about and crying about on twitter saying he had teams of people working and was costing him thousands of dollars was done in half a day by 1 person.

There was no power struggle, no threatens to sue, no splitting of the community, Jacob is still living in his delusional world that HE is the CEO of ED and it's HIS wiki that is the real wiki and "will be up any day now guys I promise" but he forgot that NO ONE owns ED and in this case, ED owned him.

Gallery

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Social Links

 7Deadly7ins - His twitter Jacob Stellmach - Go on, hire this fag for copywriting reasons.

See Also

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