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| [[File:Ecuasub.jpg|thumb|left|Looks can be deceiving]] | |
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| [[File:Ecuasub1.jpg|thumb|Soldiers prepare to ruin everyone's months of hard work by shooting holes in the sub.]]
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| '''Ecuador''' is a country in South America, cleverly placed right on top of the Equator.
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| Though in most respects quite like its next-door neighbour, [[Peru]] -- vast [[cocaine|coca]] plantations, ridiculously high-altitude cities, a hat-and-poncho-mad populace -- Ecuador is different in one crucial way. Acting at the behest of friendly [[Colombia|Colombian]] millionaires, its citizens have taken to building huge submarines in the coastal swamps, filling them up with tons of cocaine, and delivering the coke wherever it is needed.
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| These submarines are as much as 100 feet long, are equipped with air conditioning and machine guns and can go more than 5,000 miles underwater without surfacing.
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| It is 3,527 miles from coastal Ecuador to [[Los Angeles]]. It is [[Over 9000|9,009]] miles to [[Tokyo]].
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Revision as of 02:07, 16 November 2011
