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== Koreaboos ==


[[Image:Shiny Beluga.jpg|thumb|This bitch had to settle for Korean instead of Japanese.]]
’’’Koreaboos’’’, likened to [[Weeaboos]], are asshats on the [[Internets]] who are obsessed with South [[Korea]] and Korean music, often shortened to ‘K-Pop’.  


Koreaboos are the Korean version of [[Weeaboos]]. This situation is ironic as most people in [[Korea]] absolutely hate anything and everything American. Koreans are among the most xenophobic people on earth, and a Korean man's greatest fear is his sister becoming romantically involved with a white guy, or even worse, a [[negro]]. Furthermore, the entire concept of Koreaboo makes no sense, as everyone knows that the Koreans have no culture of their own.  Koreaboo are attempting to steal a culture from Korea that was stolen from the [[Japan|Japs]], and before them the [[Chinese]], who suck, so the entire enterprise is pointless. Most Koreaboo can be found on crunchyroll, and thankfully that's one of the only places on the internet where large masses can be found. Many Koreaboos are also [[Weeaboos]] doubling the faggotry. This article is very short because no one wants to be Korean.
== Background ==
<gallery>
[[Image:http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk9s2abmVs1qc2ea1.gif |200px|thumb|What the fuck?]]
Image:Korea --3 Koreaboo.jpg|Most people in Korea </3 Koreaboo...
Image:856653883 e0b6ce3eef o.jpg|...so they made a pub specifically tailored to Koreaboo visitors.
</gallery>


==Links==
’’’Koreaboos’’’ fall in to two main catagories: [[you|creepy old men]] and [[12 year old girls]]. As such, all Koreaboos are fucking insane, without exception. A typical Koreaboo will attach themselves to a specific band or group, and leave lovehearts with fucking Korean names everywhere. 99% of Koreaboos are not Korean by nationality, but listening to K-Pop is only fucking unique thing they have in their personality so they must rub it in our faces.
[http://omonatheydidnt.livejournal.com Holy shit!!1 it's their breeding ground!] - Also, everyone here is [[Fact|in denial]] about being a [[Koreaboo]].


==See Also==
[[Image:http://img.ehowcdn.com/article-new/ds-photo/getty/article/117/180/86482526_XS.jpg|200px|thumb|The average age of a K-Pop fan.]]
*[[Weeaboo]]
As much of a Koreaboo’s focus is on K-Pop, and oddly enough [[wtf|there is more than one K-Pop group]] out there, huge divides between fandoms occur, and [[epic lulz]] can be taken from any K-Pop [[Youtube]] video at any time. Members of each fandom are given a name, so that they can separate themselves from others, because it’s just not fucking [[gay]] enough to be a K-Pop fan, apparently.
*[[Wigger]]


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== Types of Koreaboo ==
[[Category: Fandom Stuff]][[Category: Epithets]]
 
many korean lovers are lovers of korean dramas ,many of them begin watching them and then they love korea
’’’Female’’’ Koreaboos are obsessive, whiny and incredibly vapid, like most other females on the internet. Any comment on a Youtube video by a female Koreaboo will contain lovehearts, some random gook name that sounds more like #14 from the Chinese takeout menu, and retarded gushing about something some asshat did in the video. There’s also a good chance they’ll use some Google translated [[moonspeak|Korean words]], and a thousand tildes to give it tone. Or some shit.
 
[[Image:http://aznbadger.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/weeaboo.jpg|200px|thumb|The typical male K-Pop fan.]]
’’’Male’’’ Koreaboos are [[you|chronic masturbators]] and usually just lurk around videos waiting for the moment that some gook whore accidentally shows her panties. Or, purposefully, because they are fucking famewhores.
 
All Koreaboos, despite gender, are incredibly [[you|retarded]].
 
== Things that Koreaboos do ==
 
Koreaboos spend their time foaming over videos, arguing about which group is better, and watching terrible [[shit|Korean television]]. Most Korean television shows are variety shows featuring [[lies|musicians]] talking about stupid shit, advertising products or generally acting like dumbasses.
 
’’’Examples of Korean television’’’
* Invincible Youth, known as either IY or IY2
* We Got Married
* Fashion King, featuring some dumb whore from Girls’ Generation called [[Yuri]].
* Hello Baby: 9 idiots care for a child.
* Dangerous Boys: 9 idiots care for teenagers.
 
[[Image:http://d1nx6mcwdpv1xd.cloudfront.net/images/straight/uploads/2012/02/ryu-hwayoung-seethrough-nipple-021112-287x300.jpg|200px|thumb|Whoops.]]
When something important happens with K-Pop, Twitter lights up like the fourth of fucking July, and Tumblr is drowning in a thousand gifs of whatever shit happened within minutes. Not that anyone but fucking [[hipsters]] uses Tumblr anyway, so nothing of importance was lost. Reasons for this include a new music video being released, some kind of wardrobe malfunction (see: ‘Ryu Hwayoung exposed’) or repackage albums being released. Yes, Koreaboos make a big fuss over unsold albums getting a shiny new sticker placed on the case. This proves that Koreaboos are completely retarded.
 
 
== The ‘Appeal’ of K-Pop ==
 
[[Image:http://www.koreaboo.com/forum/uploads/fe2246737f730fc8bf03a4a843ed4e26.jpg|200px|thumb|This is a male. [[WTF]].]]
The ‘appeal’ of K-Pop can be determined, typically, by gender: female Koreaboos will foam over male gooks, and male Koreaboos will foam over female gooks. However, this can change depending on a female’s [[lesbian|feminism level]], or a [[gay|male’s interest in fashion]].
 
Notable appealing Koreans:
[[Image:http://sokoreal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hyuna.jpg|200px|thumb|Hyuna. Approve.]]
* Hyuna, young whore with a tendency to pretend to masturbate in videos.
* Girls’ Generation, 9 sluts that can’t sing but look fantastic in hotpants.
* T-ara, dumb whores that don’t even sing words most of the time. Potentially appealing to [[furfags]].
* Rania, group of sluts that want you to rape them. (Are you starting to see the pattern here?)
[[Image: http://spimages.kpopstarz.com/data/celebrity/main/Park-Bom.jpg|thumb|I’m pretty sure Park Bom has a cock.]]
* 2NE1, slightly less slutty in comparison to the other K-Pop girl groups, but the old one looks like a tranny.
* Super Junior, group of [[faggots]] that make teenage girls tingle between the legs.
* Shinee, another group of [[faggots]], but one of them has girly hair.
 
== Fandom Divides ==
 
Koreaboos are fiercely competitive in the ‘which gook is better’ competition. As such, they categorise themselves so that they can be [[retard|Hwaiting~~]]
 
[[Image:http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/9vIdZraRgt5pLfoJCTBQqA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD00NzM7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/249/2011/12/10/fanstaircase_135441.jpg|200px|thumb|A good example of Sones]]
* Sones – Girls’ Generation fans. Pronounced ‘sowon’.
* Blackjacks – 2NE1 fans.
* ELFs – Super Junior fans. Stands for ‘Ever Lasting Friends’. [[Gay]].
* Shinee World or Shawol – Shinee fans
* 4Nia – 4Minute & Hyuna fans
* VIP – Big Bang fans
* Hottest – 2PM fans
* I Am – 2AM fans
* Kamilia – Kara fans
* Kiss Me – U-Kiss fans. Really fucking [[gay]].
* Aff(x)tion – F(x) fans. I wish it was math, but it’s just 3 [[whores]] and a [[dyke]].
* Everlasting – Brown Eyed Girls fans
 
The above list details the most popular fan groups. There are more, but it’s all fucking stupid anyway.
 
 
== Notable Koreans ==
 
There’s a reason for a fandom, and although it may be retarded to [[lies|normal people on the internet]], the Koreaboos have their reasons.
 
* Kim Taeyeon – Girls’ Generation leader. Vapid, skinny, attention seeking. Good fap material.
[[Image:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vOSlU3-jnXY/SrjFQujnB-I/AAAAAAAAATQ/Pdv3AqwrgKk/s320/Hyoyeon_SNSD_31072009181411.jpg|200px|thumb|Kim Hyo-yeon… One of her nicknames is Princess Fiona, from Shrek. Srsly.]]
* Kim Hyo-yeon – Girls’ Generation ‘dancer’. Vapid, skinny, attention seeking. Bad fap material.
* Kim Hyun-a – 4Minute whore. A+ fap material.
* Lee Hyo Ri – Solo artist. Decent tits for an [[azn]].
* Ryu Hwayoung – T-ara. [[lies|Accidentally]] showed a nipple during a performance.
* Lee Soon-Kyu – Girls’ Generation. Marvellous tits. Good fap material.
* Lee Taemin – Shinee’s [[faggot]] with long hair. Very bad fap material.
* Shin Dong-hee – The fat one from [[gay|Super Junior]].
 
[[Image:http://www.asianpopcorn.com/battle_images/snsd_taeny_couple_11112010213345.jpg|200px|thumb|TaeNy Forever <3~]]
Within fandoms, there are more fandoms. Example: within Girls’ Generation, each of the 9 members has their own fandom ‘name’; Hyohunnies, Sunshiners, etc. To make it even more complex, groups often have [[gay|homosexual]] imaginary pairings, which also have names, ie, Girls’ Generation ‘TaeNy’ (Taeyeon and Tiffany grinding their hairy Korean cunts between lipsync performances). Since there are so few co-ed K-Pop groups, these sort of things are almost always [[gay|fucking gay]].
 
 
== Notable Koreaboos ==
 
There are none. They’re all equally pathetic. However, for massive groups of them, see these sites;
 
* [http://www.soshified.com] Girls’ Generation fanbase
* [http://ygnxgeneration.wordpress.com] 2NE1 fansite
* [http://www.affxtion.com] F(x) fanbase
* [http://www.sj-world.net] Super Junior fanbase

Revision as of 20:47, 23 May 2012

Koreaboos

’’’Koreaboos’’’, likened to Weeaboos, are asshats on the Internets who are obsessed with South Korea and Korean music, often shortened to ‘K-Pop’.

Background

File:Http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr lk9s2abmVs1qc2ea1.gif
What the fuck?

’’’Koreaboos’’’ fall in to two main catagories: creepy old men and 12 year old girls. As such, all Koreaboos are fucking insane, without exception. A typical Koreaboo will attach themselves to a specific band or group, and leave lovehearts with fucking Korean names everywhere. 99% of Koreaboos are not Korean by nationality, but listening to K-Pop is only fucking unique thing they have in their personality so they must rub it in our faces.

File:Http://img.ehowcdn.com/article-new/ds-photo/getty/article/117/180/86482526 XS.jpg
The average age of a K-Pop fan.

As much of a Koreaboo’s focus is on K-Pop, and oddly enough there is more than one K-Pop group out there, huge divides between fandoms occur, and epic lulz can be taken from any K-Pop Youtube video at any time. Members of each fandom are given a name, so that they can separate themselves from others, because it’s just not fucking gay enough to be a K-Pop fan, apparently.

Types of Koreaboo

’’’Female’’’ Koreaboos are obsessive, whiny and incredibly vapid, like most other females on the internet. Any comment on a Youtube video by a female Koreaboo will contain lovehearts, some random gook name that sounds more like #14 from the Chinese takeout menu, and retarded gushing about something some asshat did in the video. There’s also a good chance they’ll use some Google translated Korean words, and a thousand tildes to give it tone. Or some shit.

File:Http://aznbadger.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/weeaboo.jpg
The typical male K-Pop fan.

’’’Male’’’ Koreaboos are chronic masturbators and usually just lurk around videos waiting for the moment that some gook whore accidentally shows her panties. Or, purposefully, because they are fucking famewhores.

All Koreaboos, despite gender, are incredibly retarded.

Things that Koreaboos do

Koreaboos spend their time foaming over videos, arguing about which group is better, and watching terrible Korean television. Most Korean television shows are variety shows featuring musicians talking about stupid shit, advertising products or generally acting like dumbasses.

’’’Examples of Korean television’’’

  • Invincible Youth, known as either IY or IY2
  • We Got Married
  • Fashion King, featuring some dumb whore from Girls’ Generation called Yuri.
  • Hello Baby: 9 idiots care for a child.
  • Dangerous Boys: 9 idiots care for teenagers.
File:Http://d1nx6mcwdpv1xd.cloudfront.net/images/straight/uploads/2012/02/ryu-hwayoung-seethrough-nipple-021112-287x300.jpg
Whoops.

When something important happens with K-Pop, Twitter lights up like the fourth of fucking July, and Tumblr is drowning in a thousand gifs of whatever shit happened within minutes. Not that anyone but fucking hipsters uses Tumblr anyway, so nothing of importance was lost. Reasons for this include a new music video being released, some kind of wardrobe malfunction (see: ‘Ryu Hwayoung exposed’) or repackage albums being released. Yes, Koreaboos make a big fuss over unsold albums getting a shiny new sticker placed on the case. This proves that Koreaboos are completely retarded.


The ‘Appeal’ of K-Pop

File:Http://www.koreaboo.com/forum/uploads/fe2246737f730fc8bf03a4a843ed4e26.jpg
This is a male. WTF.

The ‘appeal’ of K-Pop can be determined, typically, by gender: female Koreaboos will foam over male gooks, and male Koreaboos will foam over female gooks. However, this can change depending on a female’s feminism level, or a male’s interest in fashion.

Notable appealing Koreans:

File:Http://sokoreal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hyuna.jpg
Hyuna. Approve.
  • Hyuna, young whore with a tendency to pretend to masturbate in videos.
  • Girls’ Generation, 9 sluts that can’t sing but look fantastic in hotpants.
  • T-ara, dumb whores that don’t even sing words most of the time. Potentially appealing to furfags.
  • Rania, group of sluts that want you to rape them. (Are you starting to see the pattern here?)
File:Http://spimages.kpopstarz.com/data/celebrity/main/Park-Bom.jpg
I’m pretty sure Park Bom has a cock.
  • 2NE1, slightly less slutty in comparison to the other K-Pop girl groups, but the old one looks like a tranny.
  • Super Junior, group of faggots that make teenage girls tingle between the legs.
  • Shinee, another group of faggots, but one of them has girly hair.

Fandom Divides

Koreaboos are fiercely competitive in the ‘which gook is better’ competition. As such, they categorise themselves so that they can be Hwaiting~~

File:Http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/9vIdZraRgt5pLfoJCTBQqA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD00NzM7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/249/2011/12/10/fanstaircase 135441.jpg
A good example of Sones
  • Sones – Girls’ Generation fans. Pronounced ‘sowon’.
  • Blackjacks – 2NE1 fans.
  • ELFs – Super Junior fans. Stands for ‘Ever Lasting Friends’. Gay.
  • Shinee World or Shawol – Shinee fans
  • 4Nia – 4Minute & Hyuna fans
  • VIP – Big Bang fans
  • Hottest – 2PM fans
  • I Am – 2AM fans
  • Kamilia – Kara fans
  • Kiss Me – U-Kiss fans. Really fucking gay.
  • Aff(x)tion – F(x) fans. I wish it was math, but it’s just 3 whores and a dyke.
  • Everlasting – Brown Eyed Girls fans

The above list details the most popular fan groups. There are more, but it’s all fucking stupid anyway.


Notable Koreans

There’s a reason for a fandom, and although it may be retarded to normal people on the internet, the Koreaboos have their reasons.

  • Kim Taeyeon – Girls’ Generation leader. Vapid, skinny, attention seeking. Good fap material.
File:Http://4.bp.blogspot.com/ vOSlU3-jnXY/SrjFQujnB-I/AAAAAAAAATQ/Pdv3AqwrgKk/s320/Hyoyeon SNSD 31072009181411.jpg
Kim Hyo-yeon… One of her nicknames is Princess Fiona, from Shrek. Srsly.
  • Kim Hyo-yeon – Girls’ Generation ‘dancer’. Vapid, skinny, attention seeking. Bad fap material.
  • Kim Hyun-a – 4Minute whore. A+ fap material.
  • Lee Hyo Ri – Solo artist. Decent tits for an azn.
  • Ryu Hwayoung – T-ara. Accidentally showed a nipple during a performance.
  • Lee Soon-Kyu – Girls’ Generation. Marvellous tits. Good fap material.
  • Lee Taemin – Shinee’s faggot with long hair. Very bad fap material.
  • Shin Dong-hee – The fat one from Super Junior.
File:Http://www.asianpopcorn.com/battle images/snsd taeny couple 11112010213345.jpg
TaeNy Forever <3~

Within fandoms, there are more fandoms. Example: within Girls’ Generation, each of the 9 members has their own fandom ‘name’; Hyohunnies, Sunshiners, etc. To make it even more complex, groups often have homosexual imaginary pairings, which also have names, ie, Girls’ Generation ‘TaeNy’ (Taeyeon and Tiffany grinding their hairy Korean cunts between lipsync performances). Since there are so few co-ed K-Pop groups, these sort of things are almost always fucking gay.


Notable Koreaboos

There are none. They’re all equally pathetic. However, for massive groups of them, see these sites;

  • [1] Girls’ Generation fanbase
  • [2] 2NE1 fansite
  • [3] F(x) fanbase
  • [4] Super Junior fanbase
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