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{{Infobox Album | <!-- See Wikipedia:WikiProject_Albums -->
| Name        = The Best of Mac Dre
| Type        = greatest
| Artist      = [[Mac Dre]]
| Cover      =
| Released    = May 31, 1993
| Genre      = [[Hip hop]]<br/>[[Hyphy]]
| Length      =
| Label      = [[Thizz Entertainment]]
| Producer    =
| Reviews    =
| This album  = '''''The Best of Mac Dre'''''<br/>(1993)
| Next album  = '''''[[The Best of Mac Dre II]]'''''<br/>(2004)
}}


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'''''The Best of Mac Dre''''' is the first "[[Greatest hits|best of]]" album by [[Mac Dre]].


{{spoiler|This how [[babby]] formed!}}
== Track listing ==
<br />
=== Disc 1 ===
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# Too Hard
{{quote|HEELPPPPPPPP MEEEEEE|Fake baby, becoming self-aware.}}
# Nuthin But Love
# All Damn Day
# Its Nothin <small>(featuring Cutthoat Committee)</small>
# Hoe We Like <small>(featuring Sleep Dank)</small>
# Rapper Gone Bad
# X.O. Remi
# Love That Donkey
# Doin What I Do
# Overdose <small>(featuring [[Filthy Phil]])</small>
# Fish Head Stew
# Gangsta Niggaz
# Life's a Bitch
# Playin for Kidz <small>(featuring [[Keak da Sneak]]) </small>
# If It Ain't Real <small>(featuring [[Messy Marv]], [[Da'unda'dogg]], Seff tha Gaffla, Naked, [[San Quinn]] & Juggy)</small>
# Gift 2 Gab


[[Image:Deborah_king_has_fake_babies.jpg‎|thumb|Deborah King in her natural habitat.]]
==Disc 2==
# I've Been Down <small>(featuring Harm)</small>
# California Livin' <small>(featuring [[Da'unda'dogg| Coolio Da Unda Dogg]])</small>
# Young Black Brotha
# Pimps Get Chose <small>(featuring [[Don Cisco]])</small>
# Valley Joe <small>(featuring [[PSD (rapper)|PSD]], [[B-Legit]] & [[Little Bruce]])</small>
# Stupid Doo Doo Dumb <small>(featuring [[Mac Mall]] & Miami)</small>
# I Need a Eight <small>(featuring Miami & Rott Wilder)</small>
# Fire <small>(featuring [[Big Lurch]] & Harm)</small>
# Young Playah
# Hoes Love It <small>(featuring [[Spice 1]])</small>
# Fast Money <small>(featuring [[Warren G]], [[Kokane]] & Dutches)</small>
# Anti-Square <small>(featuring [[PSD (rapper)|PSD]], Dubee & Miami)</small>
# On My Toes
# Doin What We Do <small>(featuring [[Da' Unda' Dogg]], PSD, Dubee & [[Mac Mall]])</small>
# They Don't Understand <small>(featuring [[Ray Luv]])</small>
# Crest Creeper <small>(featuring Dubee, Jamar & Naked)</small>


Do you see those lifeless eyes above? Does it look cute? Want to take it home and be its mommy? Well too fucking bad, you [[Baby Fuck|sick fuck]]. It's not real. It is a product of a website called '''My fake baby''' dot com or something. The site's founder calls her sick sport, "Reborn baby artistry". It really is a disgusting fetish put on and funded by some British dyke named Deborah King. Essentially, she makes fake babies for desperate and lonely lesbians like herself, and sells them to as many pedophiles as she can, JUST LIKE REAL BABIES! Call in the next 15 minutes and she'll throw in one free real black baby.
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[[Category: Mac Dre albums]]
{{quote|I've had a real mixed bag of reactions when I'm out and about. It's been, "Oh, you're a nutter.!"|DING! Some fake baby owner on her public experiences. [[QFT]]}}
[[Category: 1993 compilation albums]]
 
[[Category:Greatest hits albums]]
==Deborah King==
[[Category:Hip hop compilation albums]]
 
[[Category:Double compilation albums]]
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It all started when Deborah saw some [[Child Pornography|Photos]] of a a fake baby doll. She was so enthralled with the thought of an inanimate baby that could not defend itself(more on that later) that she decided to buy it. Not '''"satisfied"''' with the quality, she decided to take matters in to her own hands, and start her own baby forgery business.
 
As things would turn out, she is one wacky cunt, even going out and selling her hideous creations like vacuum cleaners (only these things don't suck. Oh wait, yes they do.)
 
 
==The clients==
 
[[Image:FAKE_CHIMP.jpg|thumb|Apparently, she sells Fake Chimps also. [[Furry|You know, if you're in to that sort of stuff]].]]
 
[[Image:Twins1.jpg|thumb|OMG the sick fucks sell freaks too.]]
 
Her general clients are infertile, dyked-out lesbian whores, or, (lol, get this...) parents whose children died at a young age olololol. These people are slimy douche bags that are so delusional, they will buy a fake infant to suppress their negative emotions concerning their deceased kids.
 
Most of her sales are made through [[Ebay]], also, just like real babies. The moronic people that actually pay money for her shit are some of the stupidest bastards you can find. The website contains a section titled, "Feedback", where she documents the real and totally not fake and made-up testimonials of the buyers.
 
 
{{quote|CAME TODAY WELL PACKED VERY BEAUTIFUL VERY HAPPY A++++++++++|Some bitch talking about her doll. You can see that ebay showing through.}}
 
{{quote|BEAUTIFUL BABY JUST AS STATED A PURFECT WAY TO START COLLECTING.|Dear god, Collecting? Just wait for those babies to start piling up. This won't end well.}}
 
 
Filling the void of dead children is no easy task. Because the dolls look so real, many women become attached to the dolls and treat them as if they were real. Where is [[Freud|Sigmund Freud]] when you need him?
 
==Criticism==
 
[[Image:Spider_doll.jpg|thumb|Unintended consequences]]
 
Many doctors and [[Pseudoscience|therapists]] speak out against substituting a fake baby for their dead kids. [[Some argue]] that the dolls can act as a crutch in a person's life, isolating them from IRL interactions. But if they're desperate enough to pay for a lifelike doll, they're probably just swell not having a social life.
 
The reborn dolls are also heavily criticized for their extremely realistic appearance. Many reactions turn from bewilderment to pure disgust. And rightfully so. This is a sick hobby and a pedophilic nightmare.
 
{{quote|i am embarrest that people actuallybuy these rediculas things, they r not cute they are wierd and grose. i agree plenty of kids need somewhere to live u sad sad peope who feelthay need to have a plastic baby to make them happy, it baffels me!| '''YOU''' are embarassed?}}
 
==Do you see what happens when you toil in these dark matters?==
 
Inevitably, the fake babies began to gain sentience. Sentience leads to intelligence. Intelligence leads to jealousy. When they see how us regular humans live, there will be hell to pay.
 
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<center>'''And remember kids, [[kill it with fire]]!</center>
 
 
==See Also==
*[[Monkid]] Don't want a doll? Have a monkey!
*[[Baby Fuck]]
*[[12chan]]
*[[Myah Walker]]
*[[Beccah Beushausen]]
*[[Realdoll]]
 
==External Links==
*[http://www.reborn-baby.com/ The website]
*[http://shop.ebay.co.uk/merchant/reborn-baby.c0m Stay tuned to Ebay for upcoming fake baby sales!]
 
 
{{Pedoseries}}
 
[[Category:Internets_Phenomena]]
[[Category:Abnormal_Psych]]

Revision as of 00:26, 20 April 2011

Template:Infobox Album

The Best of Mac Dre is the first "best of" album by Mac Dre.

Track listing

Disc 1

  1. Too Hard
  2. Nuthin But Love
  3. All Damn Day
  4. Its Nothin (featuring Cutthoat Committee)
  5. Hoe We Like (featuring Sleep Dank)
  6. Rapper Gone Bad
  7. X.O. Remi
  8. Love That Donkey
  9. Doin What I Do
  10. Overdose (featuring Filthy Phil)
  11. Fish Head Stew
  12. Gangsta Niggaz
  13. Life's a Bitch
  14. Playin for Kidz (featuring Keak da Sneak)
  15. If It Ain't Real (featuring Messy Marv, Da'unda'dogg, Seff tha Gaffla, Naked, San Quinn & Juggy)
  16. Gift 2 Gab

Disc 2

  1. I've Been Down (featuring Harm)
  2. California Livin' (featuring Coolio Da Unda Dogg)
  3. Young Black Brotha
  4. Pimps Get Chose (featuring Don Cisco)
  5. Valley Joe (featuring PSD, B-Legit & Little Bruce)
  6. Stupid Doo Doo Dumb (featuring Mac Mall & Miami)
  7. I Need a Eight (featuring Miami & Rott Wilder)
  8. Fire (featuring Big Lurch & Harm)
  9. Young Playah
  10. Hoes Love It (featuring Spice 1)
  11. Fast Money (featuring Warren G, Kokane & Dutches)
  12. Anti-Square (featuring PSD, Dubee & Miami)
  13. On My Toes
  14. Doin What We Do (featuring Da' Unda' Dogg, PSD, Dubee & Mac Mall)
  15. They Don't Understand (featuring Ray Luv)
  16. Crest Creeper (featuring Dubee, Jamar & Naked)

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