Asterisk

These people had goth friends for real.

• Used to make bullets in Encyclopedia Dramatica.
• Used as wild card in some programming languages.
• Often used by thirteen year old boys and hentai enthusiasts with unrealistic expectations on Internet forums to declare an action (*punches your face*, *sticks dick in your ass*, etc). Also known as asterisk misuse.
• Used to correct spelling mistakes created by newfags.
• Used to denote emotes.
• An open source PBX commonly used by phone phreaks and linux zealots.
• Gave the world this song nFuZHlpteLs

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