MBTI

Well, shit, it all makes sense now!

This acronym secretly stands for Massively Boring Talking Idiots. People who make their living consulting other people on how to be MBTI will, of course, deny this fervently.

The purpose of MBTI is to assign everyone letters which they will not understand, so that the Global Masonic Conspiricy can more easily decide who to assign to the gulags, and who to simply kill outright.

What the Letters Mean

• I - Introvert
• E - Extrovert

• S - Sensing
• N - iNtuitive

• T - Thinker
• F - Feeler

• P - Perceiver
• J - Judging

Typology

If you can't understand what the fuck the top means you have no chance.

SJ

Guardians Afraid of change. Just bought their first computer/fucked. Percentage male: 54% Percentage female: 53%

ESTJ

The Supervisor They memorize stupid facts like baseball statistics, then look at you retarded when you bring up something that hasn't been in existence for at least 100 years. Percentage male: 23% Percentage female: 13%

ESFJ

The Provider They like to talk about their feelings and to give their opinion about everything that is happening around them. Percentage male: 10% Percentage female: 25%

ISFJ

The Protector Same as above, except that they'll typically have less friends and are prone to shutting the fuck up. Percentage male: 5% Percentage female: 10%

ISTJ

The Inspector They have no friends and typically walk way to fast. They only care about money, are prone to disagreeing with anyone who comes up with a new idea, and use a scale of 1 to 100 to quantify how much they love someone. Percentage male: 16% Percentage female: 5%

SP

Artisans Don't expect anything they say or do to make sense, don't expect them to care about doing or saying things that make sense, and if possible, flee and never look back. Percentage male: 31% Percentage female: 23%

ESTP

Promoter Typical asshole, prone to break INFP's hearts. A natural salesman who typically has no fucking idea what he's talking about, but does it with a huge smile. Found in malls and politics. Percentage male: 11% Percentage female: 3%

ESFP

Performer Boxxy and basically every porn star. Percentage male: 8% Percentage female: 12%

ISFP

Composer They are likely to have some kind of active artistic hobby like drawing, painting or playing an instrument. Known for creating retarded trends. Percentage male: 5% Percentage female: 6%

ISTP

Crafter They can work any tool/machine if they read the instructions. They´re good at acting in the moment without planning but bad at long term commitments. They prefer actions over words. Percentage male: 7% Percentage female: 2%

NF

Idealist They think that aids is a product of gmo, and most of the time end up in their mom's basement or under a causeway. Percentage male: 9% Percentage female: 21%

ENFJ

Teacher Cult leader. That dude who somehow gets it, prone to not doing anything, but still being loved by everyone. Percentage male: 4% Percentage female: 6%

ENFP

Champion Very similar to ESFP couterpart, except that they are slightly more intelligent and actually do something instead of just bitching. They often have an original dressing style. Percentage male: 2% Percentage female: 7%

INFP

Healer Best personality type you can be, especially if male.Prone to wearing the rose colored glasses and getting constantly taken advantage of as a girl, or being a permavirgin as a guy. Typically able to read the otherwise indecipherable bullshit documentation of computer scientists and engineers, good for them. Percentage male: 2% Percentage female: 5%

INFJ

Counselor They are very vulnerable and complex individuals. You know you are an INFJ when you are trying to get over a someone by deleting their number out your phone, but writing the number on a slip of paper and hiding it just in case. Percentage male: 1% Percentage female: 3%

NT

Rationals Inventer of the internet. Percentage male: 16% Percentage female: 3%

ENTJ

Fieldmarshal Congrats you are an asshole, you are really good at manipulating people and lieing is easy for you. As a teenager you probably had sex a lot and had a bunch of SPs following you around, if anyone fucked with you you gave them the axe, this most likely carried on into your adult years where you continued to treat people who were superior to you as if they were god and those below you like shit. Percentage male: 4% Percentage female: 1%

ENTP

Inventor The most introverted of all Es, probably the only profile that doesn't suck. They are a looser untill highschool/college most of the time, when they finally figured out that most people are sheep. Percentage male: 5% Percentage female: 1%

INTJ

Mastermind They catoragize everything and waste time looking at shit that doesn't matter. They plot to take over the world and hate everyone, even as a child. Most likely to be manipulated by an ENTJ or kill everyone in their sector at work, or become an hero (after INFJ, who was just killed by an ENTJ). Percentage male: 4% Percentage female: less than 1%

INTP

Architect 1/2 of all INTPs are liberal hippies who smoke weed and live in their mothers basement, the other half are scientists and engineers and are generally completely underappreciated. This type will soon go extinct anyway, due to their inability to talk to anyone. Percentage male: 3% Percentage female: less than 1%

Further "Reading"

• Typology made simple!
• A quick test Brand yourself today!

See Also

Psychiatry

Scientology