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Greta Thunberg, [[Powerword|Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg]] is a [[16-year-old-girl|16 year old]], autistic piece of [[Garbage|Euro trash]] with [[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome|Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]], from [[Sweden|Sweden]], that is like so many environmental [[Crybaby|crybabies]] that thinks that the world can be changed with speeches pointing the finger at problems but offering no real solutions and shirking her generations' involvement by blaming the previous generation for all the woes in the world.


Reletavily unknown, even after being made Time's Person of the Year until [[Trump|The Donald]] gave her the Trump Bump and made her [[Internet celebrity|E-Famous]] by making a [[Twitter|Tweet]] suggesting that she burn a [[Marijuana|Doob]] and chill the fuck out.
[[File:Greta Thunberg 0007.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Her response to [[Trump|Our Great God Emperor]]]]


Like so many [[Women|Girls]] her age, she needs to learn to shut the fuck up, get in the kitchen and start learning to make sammiches and do laundry.
'''Greta Thunberg''', [[Powerword|Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg]] is a [[16-year-old girl|16 year old]], [[autistic]] piece of [[Garbage|Euro trash]], from [[Sweden]], that is like so many environmental [[crybaby|crybabies]] that thinks that the world can be changed with speeches pointing the finger at problems but offering no real solutions and shirking her generations' involvement by blaming the previous generation for all the woes in the world.


{{quote|So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill!|[[Trump|God Emperor Trump]]}}
Reletavily unknown, even after being made '''Time's''' '''Person of the Year''' until [[Trump|The Donald]] made a [[Twitter|Tweet]] suggesting that she burn a [[Marijuana|Doob]] and chill the [[fuck]] out.
 
Like so many [[Women|Girls]] her age, she needs to learn to shut the fuck up, get in the kitchen and start learning to make sammiches.
 
{{Quote|So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill!|[[Trump|God Emperor Trump]]}}




== Advocacy ==
== Advocacy ==


Greta claims her idea of cutting class and striking school to protest the evils of climate change came to her soon after [[Masturbate|Masturbating]] to the [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] when she saw students refuse to return to school as a protest to [[Assault rifle|Gun violence]] and for greater gun control.
[[File:Greta thurnberg.jpg|thumb|right|250px]]
 
[[File:Greta Thunberg 4.jpg|thumb|right|250px]]


Being the daughter of opera singer Malena Ernman and actor Svante Thunberg, Greta's message is the same [[Money|bourgeoisie]] [[Bullshit|drivel]] that has been preached since the 1960s by the [[Hipstep|trendy fucker]] elite.
Greta claims her idea of cutting class and striking school to protest the evils of climate change came to her soon after [[masturbate|Masturbating ]] to the [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] when she saw students refuse to return to school as a protest to [[Assault rifle|Gun violence]] and for greater gun control.


'''The world is fucked and it's the older generation's fault and responsibility to fix it before they hand the reins  over to the next generation.'''
Her message is the same [[Money|bourgeoisie]], her  being the daughter of opera singer Malena Ernman and actor Svante Thunberg, [[Bullshit|Dribble]] that has been preached since the 1960s by the [[hipster|trendy fucker]] elite.


Like so many of her type she can point the finger but can offer no viable solutions, and the only reason anyone is paying attention or putting her on magazines is mommy and daddy are wriggling [[Money|Jew Golds]] around. Her whole message is that we '''need to listen to scientists'''.  The same scientists that gave us [[Japan|Atomic Weapons]], invented plastics, [[Al Gore|tell us that global warming will kill us in 20 years (every decade for the last 60 years)]], and who rarely, if ever, double check published theories because there's no glamour in it.
'''''The world is fucked and it's the older generation's fault and responsability to fix it before they hand the reins  over to the next generation.'''''


Like so many of her type, she can point the finger but can offer no viable solutions.  Her whole message is that we '''''need to listen to scientists'''''.  The same scientists that gave us [[Japan|Atomic Weapons]], invented plastics and who rarely, if ever, double check published theories because there's no glamour in it.


== Autism ==
== Autism ==


{{quote|I was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, OCD and selective mutism. That basically means I only speak when I think it's necessary. Now is one of those moments|[[Trump|Greta Thunberg]]}}
[[File:Greta thurn bueg oo2.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[http://archive.is/M24Ox archive]]]
 
[[File:Greta thurnberg oo4.jpg|thumb|right|250px|She has money.  That's why you've heard of her and not some poor, dirty hippy]]
 
[[File:Greta Thunberg 123.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[http://archive.is/8HNEL Archive]]]
 
{{Quote|I was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, OCD and selective mutism. That basically means I only speak when I think it's necessary. Now is one of those moments|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greta_Thunberg Greta Thunberg]}}


Greta claims to suffer from [[Autism|Aspergergers Syndrome]], OCD. suffers from selective mutation and like [[Chris-Chan|Chris-Chan]] she has even called heer [[Autism|Autism]] a [[Hero|Super Power]]
Greta claims to suffer from [[Autism|Aspergergers Syndrome]]
, OCD. suffers from selective mutation and like [[Chris-Chan]] she has even called heer [[Autism]] a '''[[Hero|Super Power]]'''


Like most [[Gotis|Girls on the internets]], her open admission to these alleged illness is most likely for the benefit of having something to fall back on when, or if, she is criticized publicly by someone with more knowledge on the subject.
Like most [[gotis|Girls on the internets]], her open admission to these alleged illness is most likely for the benefit of having something to fall back on when, or if, she is criticized publicly by someone with more knowledge on the subject.


In that regards, she is like so many autistic people on the [[Internets|internets]] in that she believes that there is only one answer and if everyone follows it all will be fine.
In that regards, she is like so many autistic people on the [[internets]] in that she believes that there is only one answer and if everyone follows it all will be fine.


As she has said, [[Government|Government]] officials need to listen to scientists but [[Science|Science]] is often divided on major issues.  So who do we listen to.
As she has said, [[Government]] officials need to listen to scientists but [[Science]] is often divided on major issues.  So who do we listen to.


As most Autistics and [[X-men|Mutants]] suffering from [[OCD|OCD]], we are supposed to listen to what she considers as being right.
As most Autistics and [[X-men|Mutants]] suffering from [[OCD]], we are supposed to listen to what she considers as being right.


== She's Right; You're Wrong ==
== She's Right; You're Wrong ==


Since she claims to be Apolitical and says she speaks only scientific facts, she is claiming that her position is the right one and should be adopted immediately by the world because, [[God|God]] forbid, science has never been wrong or divided on anything such as:
[[File:Greta Thunberg goblin girl.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Goblin of the year]]
 
Since she claims to be Apolitical and says she speaks only scientific facts, she is claiming that her position is the right one and should be adopted immediately by the world because, [[God]] forbid, science has never been wrong or divided on anything such as:


*The Periodic Table is more of a guide because not all atoms weigh exactly the same.
* The Periodic Table is more of a guide because not all atoms weigh exactly the same.


*Originally [[Global Warming|Global]] Warming was supposed to be a '''Big Freeze''' with the [[Earth|Earth]] covered in glaciers miles thick.
* Originally Global Warming was supposed to be a '''Big Freeze''' with the [[Earth]] covered in glaciers miles thick.


*Like religious doomsday theorists, alleged scientists ([[Bill Nye|tv scientists]]) have been giving enviromental fucked by dates since the 1970's. In the [['70s|'70s]] we were supposed to be fucked by 1996, in the [['80s|'80s]] we were supposed to be fucked by [[2000|2000]], in the [['90s|'90s]] we were supposed to be fucked by [[2003|2003]], in [[2006|2006]] [[Al Gore|Al Gore]] lied and said we were supposed to be unbelivably fucked and underwater by [[2014|2014]]. Now Scientists say we'll be fucked by [[Future|2040]].
* Even in the 1990s, Scientists said modern humans didn't  evolve in [[Africa]]


*Even in the 1990s, Scientists said modern humans didn't  evolve in [[Africa|Africa]]
* Before the human genome project of 2003, Science claimed that a complex organism like a human had more Genes than something less complex like that of an amoeba


*Before the human genome project of 2003, Science claimed that a complex organism like a human had more Genes than something less complex like that of an amoeba
[[File:Greta Thunberg 0012.jpg|thumb|center|400px]]
 
<center>[http://archive.is/Qz9HE archive]</center>


== It's The Fault Of Adults She Is Picked On ==
== It's The Fault Of Adults She Is Picked On ==
This is despite the fact that many of the Fetal Alchohol Syndrome [[Twitter|tweets]] and other memes poking fun at her looks, clothing and [[Autism|Autism]] have been directed at her by her own peers - teens.


Her spin on this is that her message is so dangerous to the current political hierarchy that [[Adult|Adults]] are trying to silence her with conspiracy theories aimed at her, memes making fun of her, things like facts and dissenting opinions.
This is despite the fact that many of the Fetal Alchohol Syndrome [[Twitter|tweets]] and other memes poking fun at her looks, clothing and [[Autism]] have been directed at her by her own peers - teens.
 
Her spin on this is that her message is so dangerous to the current political hierarchy that [[Adult]]s are trying to silence her with conspiracy theories aimed at her, memes making fun of her, things like facts and dissenting opinions.
 
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File:Greta Thunberg 0001.jpg|[http://archive.is/DENUg Archive]
 
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File:Greta Thunberg 0003.jpg|[http://archive.is/DENUg Archive]
 
File:Greta thunberg0004.jpg|[http://archive.is/DENUg Archive]
 
File:Greta Thunberg 0005.jpg|The picture that set off this rant [http://archive.is/fKxvK Archive]
 
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== Videos ==
== Videos ==
<center><youtube>11FCyUB81rI</youtube><br />Notice in the thumbnail how normal they make her look.</center>


== See Also ==
== See Also ==
*[[16-year-old girl|16-year-old girl]]


*[[Al Gore|Al Gore]]
[[File:Greta-FASD-768x643.png|thumb|right|250px]]


*[[Asperger's Syndrome|Asperger's Syndrome]]
* [[16-year-old girl]]


*[[Autism|Autism]]
* [[Asperger's Syndrome]]


*[[Chris-Chan|Chris Chan]]
* [[Autism]]


*[[Global Warming|Global Laming]]
* [[Chris Chan]]


*[[Liberals|Liberals]]
* [[OCD]]


*[[Money|Money]]
* [[Money]]


*[[OCD|OCD]]
== External Links ==


== External Links ==
*{{Twitter|GretaThunberg|Her Twitter}}
 
*[https://www.nofas.org/nofas-strongly-condemns-offensive-online-attacks-on-greta-thunberg-referencing-fetal-alcohol-syndrome/ NOFAS] condemns use of Fetal Alcohol Syndrom memes attacking Greta Thunberg
 
 
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Twitter-favicon.png Her Twitter
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Revision as of 04:24, 7 April 2021

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Greta Thunberg = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


Greta Thunberg is in an internet sissy fight with God Emperor Trump.
Please dig up lulz on them both.
This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT Everything this meat calculator owns required emisions and breathing brings carbon dioxide to the environment!!!!1
File:Greta thurnbergoo1.jpg
Her response to Our Great God Emperor

Greta Thunberg, Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg is a 16 year old, autistic piece of Euro trash, from Sweden, that is like so many environmental crybabies that thinks that the world can be changed with speeches pointing the finger at problems but offering no real solutions and shirking her generations' involvement by blaming the previous generation for all the woes in the world.

Reletavily unknown, even after being made Time's Person of the Year until The Donald made a Tweet suggesting that she burn a Doob and chill the fuck out.

Like so many Girls her age, she needs to learn to shut the fuck up, get in the kitchen and start learning to make sammiches.

   
“ 		 
So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill!
  		„
  		 

—God Emperor Trump


Advocacy

Greta claims her idea of cutting class and striking school to protest the evils of climate change came to her soon after Masturbating to the Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting when she saw students refuse to return to school as a protest to Gun violence and for greater gun control.

Her message is the same bourgeoisie, her being the daughter of opera singer Malena Ernman and actor Svante Thunberg, Dribble that has been preached since the 1960s by the trendy fucker elite.

The world is fucked and it's the older generation's fault and responsability to fix it before they hand the reins over to the next generation.

Like so many of her type, she can point the finger but can offer no viable solutions. Her whole message is that we need to listen to scientists. The same scientists that gave us Atomic Weapons, invented plastics and who rarely, if ever, double check published theories because there's no glamour in it.

Autism

archive
She has money. That's why you've heard of her and not some poor, dirty hippy
Archive
   
“ 		 
I was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, OCD and selective mutism. That basically means I only speak when I think it's necessary. Now is one of those moments
  		„
  		 

—Greta Thunberg

Greta claims to suffer from Aspergergers Syndrome , OCD. suffers from selective mutation and like Chris-Chan she has even called heer Autism a Super Power

Like most Girls on the internets, her open admission to these alleged illness is most likely for the benefit of having something to fall back on when, or if, she is criticized publicly by someone with more knowledge on the subject.

In that regards, she is like so many autistic people on the internets in that she believes that there is only one answer and if everyone follows it all will be fine.

As she has said, Government officials need to listen to scientists but Science is often divided on major issues. So who do we listen to.

As most Autistics and Mutants suffering from OCD, we are supposed to listen to what she considers as being right.

She's Right; You're Wrong

Goblin of the year

Since she claims to be Apolitical and says she speaks only scientific facts, she is claiming that her position is the right one and should be adopted immediately by the world because, God forbid, science has never been wrong or divided on anything such as:

  • The Periodic Table is more of a guide because not all atoms weigh exactly the same.
  • Originally Global Warming was supposed to be a Big Freeze with the Earth covered in glaciers miles thick.
  • Even in the 1990s, Scientists said modern humans didn't evolve in Africa
  • Before the human genome project of 2003, Science claimed that a complex organism like a human had more Genes than something less complex like that of an amoeba
archive

It's The Fault Of Adults She Is Picked On

This is despite the fact that many of the Fetal Alchohol Syndrome tweets and other memes poking fun at her looks, clothing and Autism have been directed at her by her own peers - teens.

Her spin on this is that her message is so dangerous to the current political hierarchy that Adults are trying to silence her with conspiracy theories aimed at her, memes making fun of her, things like facts and dissenting opinions.



Videos


Notice in the thumbnail how normal they make her look.

See Also

File:Greta-FASD-768x643.png

External Links

  • NOFAS condemns use of Fetal Alcohol Syndrom memes attacking Greta Thunberg


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