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== Emogirl21's 6 Step Plan to E-Fame == | == Emogirl21's 6 Step Plan to E-Fame == | ||
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#Meet a fellow [[attention whore]] with the same aspirations you can leech on for instant e-fame. | #Meet a fellow [[attention whore]] with the same aspirations you can leech on for instant e-fame. | ||
#Get a [[YouTube account]]! (This is the most important step). | #Get a [[YouTube account]]! (This is the most important step). |
Revision as of 13:58, 12 June 2011
Emogirl21 is a famous YouTube attention whore who fooled a bunch of Youtubetards into believing that a fake angsty video journal she posted was in fact real. She achieved this by creating a video post entitled "Video Blog Three" which recieved 300,640 views, and that's not counting the other dozen videos reuploaded by other delusional losers who downloaded it off of Ebaums and other sites full of stolen material without realizing the original source. The main reason for her E-fame is because of her emo acting and the infamous line "Birds are dying", which is well on it's way of becoming a meme on YouTube since last Thursday. The video become so widely admonished on the interbutts that it made it's way into a very lulzy Fox News 11 in LA report covering Emo Scene kids[1].
It came from Something Awful
Emogirl21 first started out on the SA forums when she basically got bored and shit and decided to ride the YouTube Internet Fame express. A fellow friend of hers from the EU gave her some hints on how to score big, and the rest is history:
First off, before I forget: [email protected]
This is an epic tale of videoblogs, emo poetry, mass stupidity, bad hair and fake american accents....
A few days ago, my friend non goon friend Matt, known from here on out as "EmoKid21Ohio", sent me a link to his first videoblog on YouTube.com, where he had "opened his heart"
Now I'm gonna be honest from the get go cause somethingawful goons are not as easily fooled as the rest of the internet, so I might as well come clean; the thing you have to understand about EmoKid21Ohio, is that he's not actually emo and he's not american. I saw this video, and I thought it was pretty funny, but he hadn't really taken it as far as it could go, so I thought and jumped aboard.
I set to recording a videoblog reply, straight from my heart. I googled "angsty poetry", pulled my hair over my face and piled on the eyeliner to express the pain in my soul, and came out with this... It was about this time that the comments started trickling in. You can see them on the blogs...
Emokid21Ohio then recorded me a reply and by this time we were well on our way to YouTube e-fame.....[2]
Unfortunately, Youtubers weren't smart enough to catch on, and till this day, dozens of fucktards or moar stop by her video on YouTube to let her know how she should become an hero.
How Youtube deals with Emo Imposteurs
Naturally, Since most people online are too lazy to research, most simply take the easier route and either A) Flame or B) Profit! Since the creation of her post, she's had enough video replies and comments to make Renetto jealous, both positive and negative. If you are a real drama whore, I suggest going over for a glance. They offer a good source of lulz, both from the emo's defending Emogirl and those who tell her to kill herself [3]. Srsly, does either side know google exists?
Also, like always, Youtubers have followed suit and have flooded YouTube with video replies in order to get a few video hits. And thus, the vicious Cybercam whore cycle goes on.
Emogirl21's 6 Step Plan to E-Fame
- Meet a fellow attention whore with the same aspirations you can leech on for instant e-fame.
- Get a YouTube account! (This is the most important step).
- Make a whiny Emo Rant about Birds.
- Wait till your attention whore friend replies to your video with his own video!
- ????
- PROFIT!
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