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| {{Ibhead|<big>'''Santino William Legan'''</big>}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le 56 Face|Amerimutt]] [[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]]}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 12 injured}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Nope}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
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| As [[2019]] passed its midway point ''yet another'' baby-faced retard decided to shoot up ''yet another'' densely populated area in [[USA|The Good ol' U-S of A!]] because reasons. This particular retard was '''Santino William Legan''', an angry onion munching [[wop]] who—having become angered by people enjoying garlic—headed on down to Gilroy, [[California]] to deal out some of his own Allium-scented justice. After promptly fragging three in the name of the [[Green Onions|Glorious Onion]], Legan did the world a favor and [[An Hero|offed himself]].
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| ==Why are you doing this?==
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| {{rainbow|BECAUSE I'M REALLY ANGRY}}
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| ==Political Motive?==
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| As with every other [[mass shooting]] in [[Dumbfuckistan]], the [[Republicans|Republitards]] and the [[Democrats|Democraps]] sought to blame each other for the shooting. The truth is, both are correct. Much like [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], he showed interest in competing ideologies, which has the potential to generate extra [[lulz]] in the form of suburbanites attempting to find a scapegoat to blame (at the cost of being seen as an unfunny [[edgelord]]). This tried-and-true tactic has generated so much lulz and butthurt that the [[FBI]] is opening a domestic terrorism investigation after finding Legan's [[Hitman|hit list]]. Since the investigation is ongoing, it is too early to tell what will come of it; however, we here at [[ED]] aren't holding our breath, given the [[FBI]]'s track record of {{hover|incompetence|See: Nikolas Cruz}}.
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| ==Graded Score==
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| ! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded Score</big>
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| ! style="text-align:right;" | Kills:
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| |3/20 ''Had no idea what he was doing''
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| ! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
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| |4/20 ''Spammed shit; got 12 injuries''
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| ! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
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| |5/20 ''Very average American shooting -- nothing special (at least he targeted [[California]]ns)''
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| ! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
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| |10/20 ''Nobody cared besides some talk show hosts and Democrats''
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| ! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
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| |10/20 ''Anti-garlic sentiment''
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| ! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total Score: 32/100 ('''F''')</big> | |
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| <center>'''ALL HAIL THE ONION MASTER RACE'''</center>
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| <center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>
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| <span style="font-size:16pt;">'''Wanted Level:'''</span>
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| |[[File:Wanted1mallcop.png|128px]]
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| <span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Mall Cop'''</span>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Connor Betts]]
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| *[[Patrick Crusius]]
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| *[[Santino Lee]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *{{instagram|santino_williamlegan|<strike>santino_williamlegan</strike>}} {{wayback|https://www.instagram.com/santino_williamlegan/|20190729124758|title=Wayback Machine}}
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I am autistic you ableist trolls!
