Hank Hill

Dale, being a retard.

Hank likes smoking.

Hank Hill (or rather pronounced Honk Hall), is just some random lolcow animoot from the retard minds of Fox Networking. Due to the fact that Honk has literally no ass, he is constantly butthurt at the fact that his friends, coworkers, and even his own son are all incompetent faggots. His wife, Peggy, is neglected by him often because he only truely wants to fuck his dog, Laaaaady Bird. He says the first part longer than the second.

Honk is now a confirmed meme as of last thursday. Shoops that feature him focus on his lulzy qualities, such as his obsession with propane, his retarded reaction faces, etc.

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Quotes

“   I'll tell you what   „         “   I sell propane and propane accessories   „         “   Dang it Bobbeh   „         “   That boy ain't right   „         “   You're ruining at least 3 birthdays and a graduation.   „         “   BWAHHH!   „         “   Son, you're teasing the black person in a monkey house   „         “   ...Do you want to be like George Clooney?   „         “   Yoga? Isn't that a cult?   „         “   The Liberty Bell is great. But if it was in a contest with a bunch of other bells *without* cracks, it would lose.   „         “   That's a clean-burning hell, I tell you what.   „         “   Dangit, Bill!   „         “   Dammit, Dale!   „         “   What the hell kind of country is this where you can only hate a man if he's white?   „         “   Son, Al Yankovich blew his brains out in the late '80s after people stopped buying his records.   „         “   I'm gunna kick your ass!   „         “   LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER!   „         “   I need a Tap n' dye, and some WD-40.   „         “   Get out of my house!"   „     —Exodus     “   Boomhauer: Man I tell you what Hank bout evry dang thang on the meanin of life man, it's like this man. You like butterfly flappin his wings deep down in those forests it gonna cause a tree fall over mebbe five thousand miles away man an if aint nobody see it, nobody don' done even happen you know? dem little old baby's born into this world ????? don't got no friends no nuthin, come in find out bout dem dar evil man. man see like, you don' even know man. you see like..it's like you born into this world man and you got like..it's like this man, like dust in the wind man, or like a dang old candle in the wind. you don' di.. it don' matter man, it the old oldies all time. you know what i think man? that dan ol' "i think therefore you are" man. Hank: Well, that's what we tell ourselves, Boomhauer.   „     —Sage Previous Quote | Next Quote

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Honk Hall

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  What is thy bidding my Assistant Manager?
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  What does the meter say about his propane level?
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  Honk and his bitch on a typical afternoon.
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  Well who didn't see that coming?
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  Hank Hill Doesn't Change Facial Expressions
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  Nyoro~n, i'll tell you whot

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  Two faggots become one.
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  This is how Tram Pararam did a fad.
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  Honk discovers CP
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  Honk Honk, Bobby.
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  The force is strong in this one, I'll tell you whot.
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  Hank Hill doing what he does everyday afer work
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  She don't lie, propane.
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  The best thing about Propane isn't completely avoiding the use of Charcoal, it's showing everyone online that I do.
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  Actually, they do
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  Seig Heil Hilltler
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  Lulz
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  PROPANEOLOGY?
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  WHEN PROPANE WAS
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  THIS IS ARLEN!!!
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  This shit is cash, I tell you what
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  We're no strangers to propane.
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  OH HAI GUIZE!
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  DO NOT WANT
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  So I heard you like propane Hank
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  MS Paint Hank Hill
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  PROPANE!!!!111!
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  Hank Hill meets Futurama
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  PROPANE MAH BOIIIII
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  Hank Griffin
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  Peggy 34'd
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  ...It's more likely than you think
• I sell puddi and puddi accessories.
  I sell puddi and puddi accessories.
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  Dang it Bill]]

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