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<p>Once upon a time children, there was a land known as "Ye Olde [[ED]]land" and all was good, but problem were arising speedily. | <p>Once upon a time children, there was a land known as "Ye Olde [[ED]]land" and all was good, but problem were arising speedily. | ||
The queen in charge was a greedy [[Jew]], her name was Queen [[Sherrod]] I, and wanted more taxes; The peasants failing to pay their large bandwidth consuming taxes refused to pay them. One day, the queen was in such a fit about not having enough money to buy new dildos and petty items, that she sold the whole kingdom to a tribe of greedy Jewish traders.</p> | The queen in charge was a greedy [[Jew]], her name was Queen [[Sherrod]] I, and wanted more taxes; The peasants failing to pay their large bandwidth consuming taxes refused to pay them. One day, the queen was in such a fit about not having enough money to buy new dildos and petty items, that she sold the whole kingdom to a tribe of greedy Jewish traders.</p> | ||
<p> The Jewish traders too, wanted [[more]] money to spend on worthless shit, like [[time cube]]s and small planets. They liquidated all assets in the village for [[over 9000]] Jew Golds; and started anew | <p> The Jewish traders too, wanted [[more]] money to spend on worthless shit, like [[time cube]]s and small planets. They liquidated all assets in the village for [[over 9000]] Jew Golds; and started anew. The old villagers made a perilous voyage across the world to a new land, taking as much of their [[crap|possessions]] with them as they could save from the evil traders.</p> | ||
<p>When they reached the new land, they split up in to several colonies, three large ones taking the lead, New [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch EDLand], [http://www.lurkmoarpedia.com/ Lurkington], and [http://encyclopediaerratica.com/ The City Of Erratica]. The brave settlers began to rapidly grow in numbers, and heard news of the awful industrialization and aristocracy going on their [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com homeland] | |||
Revision as of 20:39, 21 April 2011
Once upon a time children, there was a land known as "Ye Olde EDland" and all was good, but problem were arising speedily. The queen in charge was a greedy Jew, her name was Queen Sherrod I, and wanted more taxes; The peasants failing to pay their large bandwidth consuming taxes refused to pay them. One day, the queen was in such a fit about not having enough money to buy new dildos and petty items, that she sold the whole kingdom to a tribe of greedy Jewish traders.
The Jewish traders too, wanted more money to spend on worthless shit, like time cubes and small planets. They liquidated all assets in the village for over 9000 Jew Golds; and started anew. The old villagers made a perilous voyage across the world to a new land, taking as much of their possessions with them as they could save from the evil traders.
When they reached the new land, they split up in to several colonies, three large ones taking the lead, New EDLand, Lurkington, and The City Of Erratica. The brave settlers began to rapidly grow in numbers, and heard news of the awful industrialization and aristocracy going on their homeland