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Being 22 years old and still living at home with mommy, Kabutolover334 has no life and spends her entire day on [[Deviantart]] stalking better artists than herself (namely everyone). But you better damn well not draw yaoi or she'll tell you how disgusting and wrong that is! Kabufgt will comment on <b>every. single. damn. picture</b> ever drawn by popular Narutard artists in their gallery. She also favorites about 1000 pictures a day. When someone thanks her for it, Kabufgt practically demands that they check out her ttly awsum gallery as well since she took the time out of her [[lies|busy day]] to look through theirs. | Being 22 years old and still living at home with mommy, Kabutolover334 has no life and spends her entire day on [[Deviantart]] stalking better artists than herself (namely everyone). But you better damn well not draw yaoi or she'll tell you how disgusting and wrong that is! Kabufgt will comment on <b>every. single. damn. picture</b> ever drawn by popular Narutard artists in their gallery. She also favorites about 1000 pictures a day. When someone thanks her for it, Kabufgt practically demands that they check out her ttly awsum gallery as well since she took the time out of her [[lies|busy day]] to look through theirs. | ||
She joined a DA group for OCs and bawwed when her entry wasn't accepted for being a Mary Sue and then bitched to the Mods that their journal entries on character flaws were aimed directly at her. Meanwhile her own [http://kabukabulover334.deviantart.com/ Group] is nothing but a self-serving tribute to her OCXKabuto because it trooo wuv. She also has several pages of comics in which she swoops in like an avenging Mary Sue to save her precious character from the evil clutches of Orochimaru ([[Shit no one cares about|despite the fact that it has been stated that Kabuto works for Orochimaru willingly]]). Kabufgt also professes to hate politics, raging at one poll writer for talking about the BP Oil Spill on Earth Day. The following day she commented on another Tartlet's picture that touched on the same issue. She claims to ignore haters with ugly stamps all over her page and then the stamp beside it states she also reports trolls. Hypocrisy much? | She joined a DA group for OCs and bawwed when her entry wasn't accepted for being a Mary Sue and then bitched to the Mods that their journal entries on character flaws were aimed directly at her. Meanwhile her own [http://kabukabulover334.deviantart.com/ Group] is nothing but a self-serving tribute to her OCXKabuto because it trooo wuv. She also has several pages of comics in which she swoops in like an avenging Mary Sue to save her precious character from the evil clutches of Orochimaru ([[Shit no one cares about|despite the fact that it has been stated that Kabuto works for Orochimaru willingly]]). | ||
Kabufgt also professes to hate politics, raging at one poll writer for talking about the BP Oil Spill on Earth Day. The following day she commented on another Tartlet's picture that touched on the same issue. She claims to ignore haters with ugly stamps all over her page and then the stamp beside it states she also reports trolls. Hypocrisy much? | |||
Like most of the Tartlet population, Kabutolover334 also writes shitty fanfiction. Her magnum opus is Glacia: Fail Dragon, the aforementioned Mary Sue. She also has written short stories about her and Kabuto (with her name as Meg or Kabutolover334). | Like most of the Tartlet population, Kabutolover334 also writes shitty fanfiction. Her magnum opus is Glacia: Fail Dragon, the aforementioned Mary Sue. She also has written short stories about her and Kabuto (with her name as Meg or Kabutolover334). | ||
Revision as of 23:42, 24 April 2011
Kabutolover334: Powerword Megan Jospeh, first came to the attention of ED when attempting to whiteknight the epic lolcow SephirothPrincess941. Many lulz were had at her expense due to her godawful spelling and claims of assburgers and lysdexia. When Sepphy eventually raged on her for daring to post in her signature that she loved the same animu faggot as her, most of the attention turned back to SephirothPrincess's monumental asshattery. Why a self-proclaimed Christian was hanging around a devil-worshiping Jashinist in the first place is anyone's guess. She also despises yaoi because it's icky and doesn't conform to the bible while we all know Sepphy can't get enough of the hawt boy loves!
Kabufgt fell of the radar for a while until an anonymous Tartlet commissioned a work parodying her Mary-sue dragon OC. Lulz ensued.
NOT A WHALE!!! and Curtain Horror Movies
After seeing the parody work Kabutolover334 proceeded to have a shitfit, reporting the artist Stapledslut not once, not twice, but eleven times. Baaaaawing that her OC shouldn't have been used without her permission (despite being a blatant re-color Spyro Mary Sue to start off with) Kabufgt then started to bitch how the creature her Sue was killing was not a whale but a "shadow blod". In her list of likes and dislikes she stated she hated "curtain horror movies" instead of "certain" since she doesn't know how to use spellcheck. This also resulted in a laugh fest.
She then uploaded a character reference picture of Glacia Warrior Dragon's arch nemesis on her account to show how it wasn't a whale. Since she can't draw worth shit everyone left comments on what an awesome whale she drew. She began playing the internet tough guy and chiefly ignoring the attention.
Being 22 years old and still living at home with mommy, Kabutolover334 has no life and spends her entire day on Deviantart stalking better artists than herself (namely everyone). But you better damn well not draw yaoi or she'll tell you how disgusting and wrong that is! Kabufgt will comment on every. single. damn. picture ever drawn by popular Narutard artists in their gallery. She also favorites about 1000 pictures a day. When someone thanks her for it, Kabufgt practically demands that they check out her ttly awsum gallery as well since she took the time out of her busy day to look through theirs.
She joined a DA group for OCs and bawwed when her entry wasn't accepted for being a Mary Sue and then bitched to the Mods that their journal entries on character flaws were aimed directly at her. Meanwhile her own Group is nothing but a self-serving tribute to her OCXKabuto because it trooo wuv. She also has several pages of comics in which she swoops in like an avenging Mary Sue to save her precious character from the evil clutches of Orochimaru (despite the fact that it has been stated that Kabuto works for Orochimaru willingly).
Kabufgt also professes to hate politics, raging at one poll writer for talking about the BP Oil Spill on Earth Day. The following day she commented on another Tartlet's picture that touched on the same issue. She claims to ignore haters with ugly stamps all over her page and then the stamp beside it states she also reports trolls. Hypocrisy much?
Like most of the Tartlet population, Kabutolover334 also writes shitty fanfiction. Her magnum opus is Glacia: Fail Dragon, the aforementioned Mary Sue. She also has written short stories about her and Kabuto (with her name as Meg or Kabutolover334).
"Why?! Why did you kill him,"said Kabuto angrily,"He was like a father, a brother, and a teacher to me."
Kabutolover334 looked down, a little nerves like, and told him, "He was using you for his own game. To rule all villages, and he never really treated you with much respect. I had to save you. You did not deserve any of that crap he gave you."
"Shut up," yelled Kabuto,"I don't want to hear anymore." Kabuto lunged at Kabutolover334 and punched her; down she went. He then proceeded to kick her. It was a good thing Kabutolover334 was able to dodge that.
"I don't want to fight you!"
"You'll have to, you killed Orochimaru the man that was like family to me!"
"I was told to,"said Kabutolover334," Can't you see? He may have appreciated what you did, but he never appreciated who you were. Same went with his other servants."
Kabuto lunged again only with speed, and tackled Kabutolover334 to the ground. Punched her in the face and scratched her body. Before he could try to finish her off, he saw tears in her eyes. She was now frightened and in pain. Kabuto stopped and looked at her in worry and in sorrow.
"...I...I'm sorry...I didn't-" "Its ok Kabuto." Even though Kabutolover334 was in a lot of pain. "You didn't mean it. You've been mostly abused all your life, so you kick and hurt others to make them feel your pain you are going through. I really do understand."
"Its just that I feel so alone now that hes gone." "Its understandable but to let you know, you are never alone. Just think of friends, your good part of your life, who you are and who you want to be." said Kabutolover334.
Kabuto put his head down, in saddness, as Kabutolover334 came up to him and put her arms around him in a hug.
End.
Being the dumb, arrogant shit that she is, Kabufgt was also stupid enough to leave her real name on her DevianTart page and to leave her Failbook unprotected for all to see.
Ways to troll Kabutolover334:
- Tell her it's a goddamn whale
- Tell her Kabuto is an awesome pokemon but Kabutops is way cooler
- Spam her page with yaoi
- Tell her Kabuto is in love with Orochimaru
Her Contact Info
Megan Joseph
10122 Anderson Rd
Granger, IN 46530
(574)674-8718
Screencaps
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IT'S NOT A WHALE!!! -
Ur not allowed to parody mah OC -
IT'S STILL NOT A WHALE!!! -
I love dragons before Jesus too
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That better not be yaoi!!! -
Well it is yaoi, dumbass -
My style doesn't stink! -
Ppl Think I'm awsum! -
Check out my Gallery -
RPing with yourself as comments...artists love that -
Don't talk politics in ur journal -
Too dumb to know she's being trolled -
You need permission! -
Keep your sick fantasies to yourself -
It's a private journal on a public site -
Mom warned you not to do this... -
especially when it collaborates with your FB page -
and your mom's -
I want a perfect man but I don't need to change -
No one respects our art!!! -
It was a valid question... -
Granger Indiana...94.15% white
Gallery of Fail
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Totally Not a Whale! -
I accidentally the anatomy -
Specail -
Self-insertion at it's worst
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I'm his guardian angel -
I love Vangouh too -
Fucking Furry Art -
It's like staring into Hell -
Fanart
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Makin' Shadow Blods
See Also
External Links
DevianTart Page
Her Failbook
Her MySpaz (friends only)
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