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*Doctor Doom: PLASMAH BEEEEAM!
*Doctor Doom: PLASMAH BEEEEAM!
*Dormammu: Pretty much Doctor Doom. With a fire head.
*Dormammu: Pretty much Doctor Doom. With a fire head.
*Hulk: HULK SMASH EVERYBODY!
*Hulk: HULK SMASH EVERYBODY! EVEN FUCKING MODOK!
*Iron Man: He hates Captain America. With a fucking passion.
*Iron Man: He hates Captain America. With a fucking passion.
*Magneto: The Jew that has the Brothahood.  
*Magneto: The Jew that has the Brothahood.  
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*Storm: The only nigger. ( Also classified as a freak)
*Storm: The only nigger. ( Also classified as a freak)
*Super Skrull: Alien Hitler with the powers of the Fantastic Four.
*Super Skrull: Alien Hitler with the powers of the Fantastic Four.
*TaskMaster: Troll who scams everybody and stole everybody's moves. Even sex moves.
*TaskMaster: Troll who scams everybody and stole everybody's moves. Even sex moves. But not MODOK's.
*Thor: God of Thunder. Nuff said.
*Thor: God of Thunder. Nuff said.
*Wolverine: Every freak wants inside his pants.
*Wolverine: Every freak wants inside his pants.
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*Amaterasu: That dog from Okami and many LP's. ZOMG CHUGGAACONROY.
*Amaterasu: That dog from Okami and many LP's. ZOMG CHUGGAACONROY.
*Arthur: That knight who strips to his boxers to show dat ass.
*Arthur: That knight who strips to his boxers to show dat ass.
*Chris: Nobody is die'n on his watch.
*Chris: Nobody is die'n on his watch. Not even MODOK.
*Chun-Li: Bruce Lee's wife who kicks all the fucking time.
*Chun-Li: Bruce Lee's wife who kicks all the fucking time.
*Crimson Viper: Just like Iron Man, only with the biggest tits in history. And a more awesome suit.
*Crimson Viper: Just like Iron Man, only with the biggest tits in history. And a more awesome suit.
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*Tron: The only girl with small tits and has a fetish for the absent MegaMan.
*Tron: The only girl with small tits and has a fetish for the absent MegaMan.
*Viewtiful Joe: A fag hero wannabe.
*Viewtiful Joe: A fag hero wannabe.
*Zer0: OMG WHEREZZ MEEEGAHMANNN!?!?
*Zero: OMG WHEREZZ MEEEGAHMANNN!?!?
==Gameplay==
There are millions of ways a fag can play this. Examples are: Spammer, noob, pro, average, don't give a shit about it, fucking obsessed, etc.
In order to win, destroy the other fucker anyway you like.
Step 1: Pick any three of the bitches above.
Step 2: Pick a stage ( like it matters)
Step 3: Go apeshit on the other player with them Hyper Combos.
==Trolling==
It's pretty easy to troll the "fighters" on MVC3. Like taking candy from an unborn baby.
Example:
1. Pick Doctor Doom, Magneto, and Arthur. (Sentinal, And Iron Man work well too.
2. Find a lobby with smack talkers AKA black guys or wiggers.
3. Hide in the corner and spam Plasma Beam, Disruptor, and Spears.
4.????
5. PROFIT!
Or you can just torment them by talking.
 
Like, " Dante sucks MODOK's tiny penis".
That will surely start some fireworks.
==Overall=
Get it if you like fighting, boobs, trolling, and BADASS Marvel people you know and love.

Revision as of 21:43, 25 April 2011

Marvel Vs Capcom 3 is ether the most BADASS fighting game or the worst fighting game for some. At moments, your dominating the newbs, you yourself being butt fucked by spammers, or just lag.

Did I mention alot of the characters have big boobs? Guess not. Well most do. Go ahead and fap to She-Hulk's green tits. Nobody here judges.http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/She-Hulk/1 Here's the link buddy.

Characters

  • Captain America: USA! USA!
  • Deadpool: The 1 source of Lulz in this game. No joke.
  • Doctor Doom: PLASMAH BEEEEAM!
  • Dormammu: Pretty much Doctor Doom. With a fire head.
  • Hulk: HULK SMASH EVERYBODY! EVEN FUCKING MODOK!
  • Iron Man: He hates Captain America. With a fucking passion.
  • Magneto: The Jew that has the Brothahood.
  • M.O.D.O.K: Nobody uses him. Neither will you.
  • Phoenix: Everything kills her. Even Fucking MODOK.
  • Sentinal: SENTINALFORCESENTINALFORCESENTINALFORCE.
  • She-Hulk: Hulk with tits.
  • Spider Man: He thinks everybody sucks cocks.
  • Storm: The only nigger. ( Also classified as a freak)
  • Super Skrull: Alien Hitler with the powers of the Fantastic Four.
  • TaskMaster: Troll who scams everybody and stole everybody's moves. Even sex moves. But not MODOK's.
  • Thor: God of Thunder. Nuff said.
  • Wolverine: Every freak wants inside his pants.
  • X-23: Wolverine with tits. Every PERSON wants inside her.
  • Akuma: Emo demon who hates everybody.
  • Wesker: The only BADASS and god.
  • Amaterasu: That dog from Okami and many LP's. ZOMG CHUGGAACONROY.
  • Arthur: That knight who strips to his boxers to show dat ass.
  • Chris: Nobody is die'n on his watch. Not even MODOK.
  • Chun-Li: Bruce Lee's wife who kicks all the fucking time.
  • Crimson Viper: Just like Iron Man, only with the biggest tits in history. And a more awesome suit.
  • Dante: THE ULTIMATE DOUCHBAG IN GAMING HISTORY. He knows what the nice girls like.
  • Felicia: Miley Cyrus. Only nude and a cat.
  • Hesin-Ko: A zombie. Yeah. A zombie.
  • Haggar: Got his fighting experience fighting niggas in the hood.
  • Morrigan: BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOBS. Bat hooker who wants inside everybody. Even MODOK.
  • Spencer: In love with his "arm".
  • Ryu: Orgasms every time he fights.
  • Trish: Dante digs it. I know I do.
  • Tron: The only girl with small tits and has a fetish for the absent MegaMan.
  • Viewtiful Joe: A fag hero wannabe.
  • Zero: OMG WHEREZZ MEEEGAHMANNN!?!?

Gameplay

There are millions of ways a fag can play this. Examples are: Spammer, noob, pro, average, don't give a shit about it, fucking obsessed, etc. In order to win, destroy the other fucker anyway you like. Step 1: Pick any three of the bitches above. Step 2: Pick a stage ( like it matters) Step 3: Go apeshit on the other player with them Hyper Combos.

Trolling

It's pretty easy to troll the "fighters" on MVC3. Like taking candy from an unborn baby. Example: 1. Pick Doctor Doom, Magneto, and Arthur. (Sentinal, And Iron Man work well too. 2. Find a lobby with smack talkers AKA black guys or wiggers. 3. Hide in the corner and spam Plasma Beam, Disruptor, and Spears. 4.???? 5. PROFIT! Or you can just torment them by talking.

Like, " Dante sucks MODOK's tiny penis". That will surely start some fireworks.

=Overall

Get it if you like fighting, boobs, trolling, and BADASS Marvel people you know and love.

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