BitsyTalk

Bitsytalk

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Type	BBS
Founded	~August 2010
Location	Fucking Arizona.
Key people	Sgt Schizop, Eeveen, Whispeon, Phineasking
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Industry	{{{industry}}}
Products	Fanfiction, butthurt, fail.
Website	Bitsytalk

Bitsytalk is a shitty Pokemon forum populated by 13-year old boys and lolcows who frequent Minichan. The site is known for its small population, hate of Anonymous, and horrible fanfiction.

The typical response to a Bitsytalk thread on Minichan.

It is divided into several "sub-boards", which makes it look like phpBB and ATBBS's horrible lovechild.

History

Bitsytalk was founded in the summer of 2010 when the Sysop, named Sgt Schizop who is really Kawaii thought, "Hey, I'm going to make a horrible forum with my own original software, which is clearly a rip-off!". This happened after the other forum he ran, Pokemoncardmaker, got shut down by Nintendo for copyright infringement. Needless to say, all the members of the forum (about 30) got butthurt and migrated to Shitsytalk.

Anontalk

Early in it's creation, one of Kimmo's pedos decided to troll the shit out of Bitsytalk. This caused much lulz and faggotry to be had, and was the initial moment in Bitsytalk's "fights" with the chans, mostly over the lolz Brobro's underaged mind generated.

The post that started it all.

Notable Members

Sgt Schizop: The Sysop. Is really Kawaii, and frequents Minichan, often posting his comics that make fun of Kimmo or Anontalk. Not much else is known about him besides the fact that he probably lives in Kansas or Arizona.

Eeveen/Brobro70: Moderator, 13-year old boy, and resident lolcow of Bitsytalk. Often stalks Minichan in hope of finding a thread about Bitsytalk, then inflicts his rage upon the hapless OP. Needless to say, one of the funnest reasons to troll Bitsytalk.

Talons1337: An Australian who obsesses over nukes and Starcraft.

Oldman: A Total Drama and Dragon Ball Z fan. He often posts his crossover artwork, and contributes roughly half of the fan fiction on the site.

Phineasking ("Phin"): An Internet Tough Guy who pretends he's the boyfriend of one of the moderators. Has the most bans on the site by far. Yes, even more than Anonymous! Is currently inactive on the forums. Thought to be an aspie.

Leafingo: A Darkrai-obsessed girl who contributes the other half of the site's shitty fanfiction. Supposed girlfriend of Phin.

How to Troll Them

Trolling Bitsytalk is ridiculously easy. All you have to do is one of these things:

• Bash Pokemon

• Post as Anonymous.

• Argue with anyone.

• Criticize the site's color scheme.

• Post anything negative about them on Minichan or Tinychan.

• Talk about how Anontalk is so much better than them.

• Bash Minecraft, Portal, Halo, Mario, Sonic, or Starcraft.

• Argue with Phin.

Site Rules

Bitsytalk has the strictest rules of any forum on the internet, ever. They include:

-Absolutely no swearing -No tripcodes -Anonymous must be logged in to post -Censorship is neccesary

Gallery Of Fail

• 
  HE STRIKES BACK!
• 
  What 95% of Minichan users think of Brobro. They're probably right.
• 
  MOD RAEG
• 
  Attempt failed.
• 
  A glimpse into Kawaii's twisted mind.

See Also

• Minichan----Bitsytalk's main trollers.
• Asperger's Syndrome----About 70% of Bitsytalk's userbase suffers from this disease.

Links

• Bitsytalk ---- The hellhole itself.
• Bitsytalk Chat ---- Deader than ever.