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| A '''Gook''' is a [[shit nobody cares about|derrogative term]] for any native yellowman of [[Vietnam|Southeast Asia]] or [[Korea]]. Gooks are best known for using [[Filipinos|Human Wave tactics]] in warfare, and owning restaurants serving the best [[Alisa Kuzmenko|"Hot Dog"]] in town. They differ from [[Chink|Chinks]], as chinks are Chinamen.
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| There are 3 main species of Gook:
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| *Northern Yellow (North Vietnamese or [[North Korea|North Korean]]): Looks [[Chinese]] basically. Hates [[Americans]] (i.e. Vietcong).
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| *Southern Brown: Dog-eating South Koreans or Southern Vietnamese Paddie Farmers. Also are shitty fighters (See ARVN). Will be routed easily in battle and immediately call for [[American]] support.
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| *American Brown (AKA Boat People): West Coast Refugee families. Have 10+ [[Wigger|Wannabe-Gangbanger Kids]] and drive a [[Toyota]] Previa.
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| [[File:Korea.png]] [[File:Gooks.png]] [[File:AsianGooks.jpg]]
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| Clint Eastwood owns them regardless of type. Video evidence available here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9Tpw1ICJEc.
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| == [[learn to noun|Learn to Gook]] ==
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| [[Image:Dougchink.jpg|thumb|Turning black person into [[Asians]]? [[Double Nigger]].]]
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| [[Image:Gookcouple.png|thumb]]
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| Northern Gook is a [[moonspeak|complex language]] consisting of using 100 ching-chong syllables to make 1 sentence, while the written language involves many [[redundant|circles and lines]] such as these:
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| *하얀 악마
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| *내가 당신을 죽일거야
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| *나 너무 흥분돼
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| Alternatively, Southern Gook takes the form of [[engrish|malign assbabble]] with squigglies above the letters:
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| *tôi rất đánh thức
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| *trắng uy hiếp
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| *con sóng chiến thuật
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Asia]]
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| *[[Jap]]
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| *[[Chink]]
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| *[[Vietnam]]
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| *[[Phillipines]]
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| *[[McCain]]
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Revision as of 07:12, 2 May 2011
