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| {{天|'''This article was made by an autistic kid who thought it was a good idea to make a [[shitty attack article]] on himself [[Epic Ween|in an attempt to troll ED]]. It didn't work.''' <br/> You can help by [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} reverting] any attempts by this dumbass to [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|erase this mistake]]. Making the article less shit would help too.|Stupidicon.gif|78px|#E8E8E8|100%}}
| | #redirect [[Shit no one cares about]] |
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| {{aspie}}
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| [[File:WillboundBigJew.jpg|thumb|A [[Fugly|Nice looking]] boy]] | |
| [[File:WillBound13.jpg|thumb|right|His PFP (that he didn't make)]]
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| [[File:Ask the real Mabel.jpg|thumb|WillBound's sister]]
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| '''WillBound216''' ([[Powerword]]:William Thornton) is an enraged fag, [[wigger]], [[weeb]], Mistake,[[Alt right|"Alt-Center"]] [[Aspergers Syndrome|aspie]] who ran a youtube account before it got [[Jews did WTC|9/11'ed by the Jewtubers]] , he now has a new youtube channel called WillBound216 to make his propaganda.
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| == What makes him cum in his pants ==
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| * Splatoon (Especially the characters)
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| * Earthbound
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| * Nintendo as a whole (Except for the obscure old retro games ex.Action 32)
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| * What people had done in 2015 (Cause they did something good except for the aspie who liked the year)
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| * Geography and [[Politics]] (Specifically [[Polandball]])
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| * Playing on his [[Nintendo 3ds|3DS]] which makes him jizz and take it up the bum
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| * [[Animu]] (Yes he's a weeb)
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| * [[High Score]]
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| == What makes him butthurt ==
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| * [[Fortnite]]
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| In fact he hates fortnite so much, it might be the reason he has a fascination with [[High score|mass shooters]], Also he hates the people who play Fortnite (even ironically) and will also prefer Splatoon over it even though Splatoon's replay value sucks.
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| [[File:Truth Fortnite is better than Splatoon.PNG|thumb|Showing this to WillBound will cause him to go Ballistic]]
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| * When you call him a pedophile (when he's really 13)
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| * When you mention [[Fortnite]] in anything
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| * <s>When you call [[Splatoon|Marina]] "nigger" you'd be seconds away from being in a tombstone when you say that about her</s> nvm [https://twitter.com/Willbound24/status/1092267750419038209| he hates her now]
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| * Tik-Tok
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| * Children (Hates them because Fortnite, Musical.ly, Tik-Tok and other shit)
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| * When you say Fortnite is better than Splatoon
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| * When you say the Inkling from Splatoon are Lolis
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| * When you used to call him [[The Loud House|Luan]], and love [[Shotacon|Nescas]]
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| ===Videos from autistic child===
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| {{fv|Videos|background-color: red;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>c7rVIy9NqpU</youtube>'''proof he used to like the good old [[Earthbound]] ship [[Pedophile|NessXPaula]], but he doesn't like it anymore'''
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| |<youtube>7XFulL1N1Dg</youtube>'''He looked up [[Wimmins|woman]] on bing'''
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| |<youtube>NGZ_Xz-vnWk</youtube>'''More [[Discord]] drama'''
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| |<youtube>uYmv727dAo4</youtube>'''A big jump from liking Ness X Paula to liking the inklings from [[Splatoon]]'''
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| |<youtube>6HswqGaeOVw</youtube>'''More Autism from WillBound'''
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| |<youtube>7VmKZBIsncE</youtube>'''[[Earthbound]] [[Vine]] Comp'''
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| |<youtube>6Utxy5Cumiw</youtube>'''WillBound [[Insanity|descending into madness]] cause of his addiction to Inkling porn'''
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| }}
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| == [[Earthbound|Jeff]]The[[Windows]]&[[Anime]][[Otaku]] ==
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| Jeff is a puppet character who WillBound possess over, He is basically an [[Microsoft]] and [[Anime]] [[Weeb]].
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| History is when he was an [[Americunt]] who witnessed the [[Columbine]] shooting, After the shooting [[Refugee|he fled to a Japan]] cause America was the worst country ever, [[Muslim|Sound Familiar]]. He then got hooked up with [[Gurren Lagann|Yoko Littner]] & [[Hatsune Miku]], Jeff is also a [[wigger]] as he also loves [[Splatoon|Marina from splatoon 2]] and how he loves black people.
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| Also Jeff does notice WillBound's Inkling Fetish, and WillBound once called Jeff [[Dylann Storm Roof]].
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| *{{twitter|JeffTheWindows1|His Twitter}}
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| <gallery>
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| File:More Weeb Shit with Jeff.png|Good ol' Jeff-San
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| File:Yoko.gif|Jeff's Biggest Desire
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| File:MikuFUCK.jpg|Jeff's 2nd Desire
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| File:Ostan xp pro.jpg|Jeff's 3rd Desire
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| File:Jeffgotpissedlulz.PNG|[[Trolled]]
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| </gallery>
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| <br>
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| == ESSKEETILANDIA!!!!!!!! ==
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| {{Main|Esskeetiland}}
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| === Brief History of Esskeetiland ===
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| We all know it was found in august of 2018, but did you know it was originally founded in 2016 the time Lil Pump made "Lil Pump" Song. WillBound originally called the country "GAY-ANAL-SEXLAND" but since he got taken out the country he made his own country in 2018 called Esskeetiland combining the words Esskeetit and Land like the retard his is
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| [[File:Esskeetiland Ball.png|x800px|thumb|right|[[Polandball]]]]
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| [[File:Whathath science wrought.png|thumb|Average Esskeetiland Material]]
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| ===== Culture =====
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| * Watching Hentai
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| * Mass Debating to Hentai (or Splatoon Porn
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| * Fucking inklings in Leanika and Inkopolis
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| * Shooting RetroFags
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| * Trying to save your damn friends from Willeve's terrorism
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| * Nutting on Meggy's tiddies and ass
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| * Heiling WillBound
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| * Fighting [[SJW|Libtards]]
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| * <s> Hating [[6ix9ine]] </s> Never mind they don't hate him anymore
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| * Dank Memes
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| * Remembering the terrific fandoms that were like wars ([[Fur-fags|Furries]], [[Undertale]], [[Fortnite]])
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| * Playing [[Splatoon]]
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| For more information click
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| [https://megawillbound.wixsite.com/esskeetilanda|here for the Esskeetiland site]
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| ==Embarrassing [[You fail it|attempt]] at a double-bluff from the [[FGT|man]] himself==
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| <br>
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| [[Pathetic|Hello
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| WillBound here, I am going to say that I made this article. YES! I MADE IT!!! and I fooled you all! I decided to make an article to troll myself and guess what I was behind it all...
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| Yeah I dare you all to keep it or even take the article down you stupid admins you can't do anything you pathetic weaklings!!! I GOT YOU ALL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH]]
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| <br>
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| [[Nice try|I JUST DARE YOU TO TAKE IT DOWN, I DARE YOU!!!!!]]
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| [[File:WIN 20181216 15 04 21 Pro.jpg|2156px|thumb|center|I TOOK THIS IMAGE TO PROVE I MADE THE ARTICLE YOU FAGGOTS]]
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| == GALLERY OF THE SUPREME LEADER OF ESSKEETILAND ==
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| Before Looking just proceed with caution Willbound if you are seeing this
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| ===Pics for the autistic child===
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| {{cg|Gallery|Gallery|center|<gallery>
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| File:DrVMrfPWwAQVUQJ.jpg
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| File:WillBound13.jpg|Old Youtube PFP
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| File:WillBound PFP.jpg|Current Youtube PFP
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| File:WillBound_2.png|[[I came]]
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| File:Will Dab.png|[[Retard|Dab]]
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| File:Kunculuss.png|[[Not Gay]]
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Alex_Jones_G13.gif|Will when he gets called a pedophile
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| File:Meggy.png|His OC He made, Meggy (not to be confused with SMG4's Meggy). Look at her hips
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| File:WillBound Coming Out.png|Anyone up for a round of the crying game? WillBound is actually a Nintendrone. Enjoy your [[Splatoon|Inkling Porn]]
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| </gallery>}}
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| == See Also ==
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| *[[Chris-Chan]]
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| *[[Lil Pump]] - Rapper who he likes
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| *[[6ix9ine]] - another rapper he likes
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| *[[Aspergers]]
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| *[[Esskeetiland]] - Country WillBound runs
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| *[[Earthbound]] - An old ass game from the 90s that WillBound loved
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| *[[Splatoon]] - WillBound's Favorite Game
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| *[[SammyClassicSonicFan]] - A kid who's like WillBound except has a more high pitch voice
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| == External Links ==
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| *{{ytchannel|UCw8eBec68dKTZ_US5ujohEg|WillBound's Youtube channel}}
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| *{{twitter|Willbound24|<s>WillBound's twitter</s>}} [[BALEETED]]
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| *{{dauser|MegaWillbound145|WillBound's DA}}
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| *{{instagram|WillBound56|WillBound's Instagram}}
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| *{{Discord|server|va27fT5|<s>WillBound's Discord Server</s>}} [[BALEETED]]
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| {{Aspies}}
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| {{Anime}}
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