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[[File:paul-scardino-holding-up-his-funko-pop-collection.png|right|thumb|You too could hoard a collection of worthless pop culture tokens!]]
[[File:Funko Pops.jpg|right|thumb|These things are already nightmare full that when you look up creepy looking pics you just see a Funko Pop.]]
[[File:Funko Pops.jpg|right|thumb|These things are already nightmare full that when you look up creepy looking pics you just see a Funko Pop.]]


'''Funko Pops''' aka '''Fucko Poops''' are a brand of ugly looking overpriced plastic-junk with heads that had a blowjob and eyes that will [[creepypasta|stare into your soul]]. These toys are based on pop culture, and will take any character and turn it into the same monstrosity as always. Stores like to put a shitload of these little shits, and plague the shelfs everywhere. Some [[manchildren|people]] actually [[LOL WUT|buy these toys]]. Why buy these when you can buy a cheaply made toy that's at least better what every these fuckers are? [[Who cares]]? Its's not like these toys matter.
'''Funko Pops''' aka '''Fucko Poops''' are a brand of ugly looking overpriced [[Plastic crap|plastic-junk]] with heads that had a blowjob and eyes that will [[creepypasta|stare into your soul]]. These toys are based on pop culture, and will take any character and turn it into the same monstrosity as always. Stores like to put a shitload of these little shits, and plague the shelfs everywhere. Some [[manchildren|people]] actually [[LOL WUT|buy these toys]]. Why buy these when you can buy a cheaply made toy that's at least better what every these fuckers are? [[Who cares]]? Its's not like these toys matter.


==Collecting==
==Collecting==

Revision as of 04:26, 11 June 2021

You too could hoard a collection of worthless pop culture tokens!
These things are already nightmare full that when you look up creepy looking pics you just see a Funko Pop.

Funko Pops aka Fucko Poops are a brand of ugly looking overpriced plastic-junk with heads that had a blowjob and eyes that will stare into your soul. These toys are based on pop culture, and will take any character and turn it into the same monstrosity as always. Stores like to put a shitload of these little shits, and plague the shelfs everywhere. Some people actually buy these toys. Why buy these when you can buy a cheaply made toy that's at least better what every these fuckers are? Who cares? Its's not like these toys matter.

Collecting

Want to buy some Fucko Poops here's a guide on how you can buy one, If your neckbeard fucker that really likes playing with toys when you should be getting a life instead.

  • Go to any store and pick some Fucko Poops, they have a shelf full of them.

Collectors

People have a ton of money. Spend it on Fucko Poops too be waste to are society. People have entire collections of Fucko Poops, and show them off for everyone to troll them over.

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