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[[File:Funko Pops.jpg|right|thumb|These things are already nightmare full that when you look up creepy looking pics you just see a Funko Pop.]] | [[File:Funko Pops.jpg|right|thumb|These things are already nightmare full that when you look up creepy looking pics you just see a Funko Pop.]] | ||
'''Funko Pop!''' aka '''Fucko Poop!''' are a brand of ugly looking overpriced [[Plastic crap|plastic-junk]] with heads | '''Funko Pop!''' aka '''Fucko Poop!''' are a brand of ugly looking overpriced [[Plastic crap|plastic-junk]] with [[Minecraft|square heads]] and eyes that will [[creepypasta|stare into your soul]]. These pieces of [[shit]] are supposed to be based on characters from pop culture. The goal is to take any character and turn it into an ugly-looking abomination and sell it to the brainwashed masses. Stores like to put a shitload of these little [[shits]] on display and plague shelves everywhere with this Chinese crap. Unbelievably, some [[manchildren|people]] actually [[LOL WUT|buy these toys]]. Why buy these when you can buy a cheaply made toy that's at least better what every single one of these fuckers are? [[Who cares]]? It's not like these toys matter. | ||
The truth is Fucko Poops are | The truth is Fucko Poops are nothing more than a shitty fad, that will fade away into obscurity soon. | ||
==Collecting== | ==Collecting== | ||
Want to buy some Fucko Poops | Want to buy some Fucko Poops? Here's a guide on how you can buy one, and a subsequent guide on how to [[an hero]] after the realization that you got ripped off. | ||
1.Find a store, they're bound to have some | 1.Find a store, they're bound to have some Funko Pops somewhere. | ||
2. | 2.Grab one but be extra careful not to damage the box, or all imagined value will be lost. | ||
3.[[Do it fgt|Buy it]]. | 3.[[Do it fgt|Buy it]]. | ||
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4. Fuck off | 4. Fuck off | ||
5. Now you have some | 5. Now you have some Funko Pops, good job wasting your jew gold motherfucker. | ||
==Collectors== | ==Collectors== | ||
People have a ton of money, while a lot of people will spend money on worthless shit, the dumbasses they are. These people have different way to spend their money, spend it on Fucko Poops too be a waste to are society. People have entire collections of Fucko Poops, hell they might have millions of them. and show them off for everyone to troll them over to other losers who to spend their time collecting plastic crap instead of doing there [[shit|job]]. | People have a ton of money, while a lot of people will spend money on worthless shit, the dumbasses they are. These people have a different way to spend their money, spend it on Fucko Poops too be a waste to are society. People have entire collections of Fucko Poops, hell they might have millions of them. and show them off for everyone to troll them over to other losers who to spend their time collecting plastic crap instead of doing there [[shit|job]]. | ||
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*Say that these Fucko Poops are ugly and anyone that buys them is too. | *Say that these Fucko Poops are ugly and anyone that buys them is too. | ||
*Tell them that 30 year old man should be playing with toys. | *Tell them that a 30-year-old man should be playing with toys. | ||
*Say that | *Say that Funko Pops are a rip-off of [[weeaboo|Nendroid]]. | ||
*Tell them they seen as losers by the everyone else. | *Tell them they seen as losers by the everyone else. | ||
*Tell them there's better plastic crap based on | *Tell them there's better plastic crap based on their favorite [[shit no one cares about|characters]]. | ||
*Say there | *Say there losing jew gold for buying them | ||
*Tell them that | *Tell them that Funko Pops are cheaply made and mass-produced, meaning [[fact|they're worthless]]. | ||
*Break some of | *Break some of their plastic crap. | ||
*Say that people that buy them, could do anything and it would still be better than buying | *Say that people that buy them, could do anything and it would still be better than buying these pieces of plastic crap. | ||
*Say that [[truth|Fucko Poops are just a fad, and in a few years people will laugh at them for having all that plastic crap]]. | *Say that [[truth|Fucko Poops are just a fad, and in a few years people will laugh at them for having all that plastic crap]]. | ||
Revision as of 11:03, 18 June 2021
Funko Pop! aka Fucko Poop! are a brand of ugly looking overpriced plastic-junk with square heads and eyes that will stare into your soul. These pieces of shit are supposed to be based on characters from pop culture. The goal is to take any character and turn it into an ugly-looking abomination and sell it to the brainwashed masses. Stores like to put a shitload of these little shits on display and plague shelves everywhere with this Chinese crap. Unbelievably, some people actually buy these toys. Why buy these when you can buy a cheaply made toy that's at least better what every single one of these fuckers are? Who cares? It's not like these toys matter.
The truth is Fucko Poops are nothing more than a shitty fad, that will fade away into obscurity soon.
Collecting
Want to buy some Fucko Poops? Here's a guide on how you can buy one, and a subsequent guide on how to an hero after the realization that you got ripped off.
1.Find a store, they're bound to have some Funko Pops somewhere.
2.Grab one but be extra careful not to damage the box, or all imagined value will be lost.
3.Buy it.
4. Fuck off
5. Now you have some Funko Pops, good job wasting your jew gold motherfucker.
Collectors
People have a ton of money, while a lot of people will spend money on worthless shit, the dumbasses they are. These people have a different way to spend their money, spend it on Fucko Poops too be a waste to are society. People have entire collections of Fucko Poops, hell they might have millions of them. and show them off for everyone to troll them over to other losers who to spend their time collecting plastic crap instead of doing there job.
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How to troll collectors
- Say that these Fucko Poops are ugly and anyone that buys them is too.
- Tell them that a 30-year-old man should be playing with toys.
- Say that Funko Pops are a rip-off of Nendroid.
- Tell them they seen as losers by the everyone else.
- Tell them there's better plastic crap based on their favorite characters.
- Say there losing jew gold for buying them
- Tell them that Funko Pops are cheaply made and mass-produced, meaning they're worthless.
- Break some of their plastic crap.
- Say that people that buy them, could do anything and it would still be better than buying these pieces of plastic crap.
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