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[[image:16itoon8.gif|thumb|right|Well, shit, it all makes sense now!]]This [[acronym]] secretly stands for [[fat|Massively]] [[unfunny|Boring]] [[lie|Talking]] [[idiot|Idiots]]. [[sick_fuck|People]] who make their living consulting [[retard|other people]] on how to be MBTI will, of course, deny this fervently. | [[image:16itoon8.gif|thumb|right|Well, shit, it all makes sense now!]]This [[acronym]] secretly stands for [[fat|Massively]] [[unfunny|Boring]] [[lie|Talking]] [[idiot|Idiots]]. [[sick_fuck|People]] who make their living consulting [[retard|other people]] on how to be MBTI will, of course, deny this fervently. | ||
The purpose of MBTI is to assign everyone letters which they will not understand, so that the [[Worldwide_Masonic_conspiracy|Global Masonic Conspiricy]] can more easily decide who to assign to the gulags, and who to simply kill outright. | The purpose of MBTI is to assign everyone letters which they will not understand, so that the [[Worldwide_Masonic_conspiracy|Global Masonic Conspiricy]] can more easily decide who to assign to the gulags, and who to simply kill outright. | ||
There are some tests which help you to find out your type without understanding this bullshit, but they are more or less ridiculous, at least any you'll find online. The questions are something like "Do you prefer empathy or rationality?" which means "Do you want points to your T score or F score?", so not very helpful at all. | |||
== What the Letters Mean == | == What the Letters Mean == | ||
* '''S''' - [[Stupid|Sensing]] | * '''I''' - [[basement-dweller|Introvert]]: Likes to be alone, prefers own company compared to the company of others. | ||
* '''N''' - [[Hipster|iNtuitive]] | * '''E''' - [[Attention whore|Extrovert]]: Likes to be around others, social, prefers company of others compared to own company | ||
* '''S''' - [[Stupid|Sensing]]: Thinks about present reality, [[sex|more concerned with practically and facts]]. | |||
* '''N''' - [[Hipster|iNtuitive]]: Thinks about the future and possibilities, [[porn|is theoretical]]. | |||
* '''T''' - [[Nerd|Thinker]] | * '''T''' - [[Nerd|Thinker]]: Logical, rational, uses logic to make decisions, | ||
* '''F''' - [[God hates fags|Feeler]] | * '''F''' - [[God hates fags|Feeler]]: Emotional, takes emotions into account when making decisions. | ||
* '''P''' - [[lazy|Perceiver]] | * '''P''' - [[lazy|Perceiver]]: Flexible, deals with things as they happen, their house resembles a radioactive wasteland. | ||
* '''J''' - [[Conservative|Judging]] | * '''J''' - [[Conservative|Judging]]: Rigid, structured, planned. | ||
== Typology == | == Typology == | ||
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'''[[police|Guardians]]''' | '''[[police|Guardians]]''' | ||
The "normal" people, afraid of change and everything else. You will never meet one you haven't wanted to kill at some point. | |||
Percentage male: 54% | Percentage male: 54% | ||
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They memorize stupid facts like baseball statistics, then look at you retarded when you bring up something that hasn't been in existence for [[at least 100 years.]] | They memorize stupid facts like baseball statistics, then look at you retarded when you bring up something that hasn't been in existence for [[at least 100 years.]] | ||
They have a lot of respect for authority, and they put a lot of value to titles, ranks and positions. Their appearance is very neat and a bit conservative. They won’t look very different from what’s average, but they do care a lot about how they look. | They have a lot of respect for authority, and they put a lot of value to titles, ranks and positions. Their appearance is very neat and a bit conservative. They won’t look very different from what’s average, but they do care a lot about how they look. | ||
Right now they're being stuck up asswholes hoarding their jew-dollars for Black Ops lobbies. | Right now they're being stuck up asswholes hoarding their jew-dollars for Black Ops lobbies. | ||
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They like to talk about their feelings and to give their opinion about [[Drama|everything that is happening around them.]] | They like to talk about their feelings and to give their opinion about [[Drama|everything that is happening around them.]] | ||
They have a strong image about how things should be and about what’s right or wrong. They usually live by those values and expect other people to do the same. They’re extremely thin skinned (sensitive), and they become very illogical when you have [[16 year old girl|seriously hurt their feelings.]] This can result in drastic actions from their side, like ending friendships or ending deals. | They have a strong image about how things should be and about what’s right or wrong. They usually live by those values and expect other people to do the same. They’re extremely thin skinned (sensitive), and they become very illogical when you have [[16 year old girl|seriously hurt their feelings.]] This can result in drastic actions from their side, like ending friendships or ending deals. They are usually stupid as shit, and only care about [[American Idol]] and [[Paris Hilton|some ESFP attention whores]]. | ||
Percentage male: 10% | Percentage male: 10% | ||
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'''[[grandma|The Protector]]''' | '''[[grandma|The Protector]]''' | ||
Same as above, except that they'll typically have less friends and are prone to shutting the fuck up | Same as above, except that they'll typically have less friends and are prone to shutting the fuck up and making you some food. | ||
Percentage male: 5% | Percentage male: 5% | ||
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They have no friends and typically walk way to fast. They only care about money, are prone to disagreeing with anyone who comes up with a new idea, and use a scale of 1 to 100 to quantify how much they love someone. | They have no friends and typically walk way to fast. They only care about money, are prone to disagreeing with anyone who comes up with a new idea, and use a scale of 1 to 100 to quantify how much they love someone. | ||
They hate taking any kind of risk, even though they are often found in the army. They also have [[LOL|incredible powers of concentration and determination.]] | They hate taking any kind of risk, even though they are often found in the army. They also have [[LOL|incredible powers of concentration and determination.]] | ||
They have the same issue as ESTJs when it comes to being jews with their idiotic facts. They're probably watching a western from 1920, being a hard ass. They're also the limp crash dummy trying to act straight as it falls off a cliff after he got shot. Twice. | They have the same issue as ESTJs when it comes to being jews with their idiotic facts. They're probably watching a western from 1920, being a hard ass. They're also the limp crash dummy trying to act straight as it falls off a cliff after he got shot. Twice. | ||
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'''[[Beethoven|Composer]]''' | '''[[Beethoven|Composer]]''' | ||
They are likely to have some kind of active artistic hobby like drawing, painting or playing an instrument. Though not inclined to debate or necessarily even air their views, their [[weed|values]] are very important to them. Known for creating retarded [[emo|trends | They are likely to have some kind of active artistic hobby like drawing, painting or playing an instrument. Though not inclined to debate or necessarily even air their views, their [[weed|values]] are very important to them. Known for creating retarded [[emo|trends]], and giving people [[Furry porn|pretty pictures]] | ||
Percentage male: 5% | Percentage male: 5% | ||
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They can work any tool/machine [[Idiot|if they read the instructions]]. They´re good at acting in the moment without planning but bad at long term commitments. [[Idiot|They prefer actions over words.]] | They can work any tool/machine [[Idiot|if they read the instructions]]. They´re good at acting in the moment without planning but bad at long term commitments. [[Idiot|They prefer actions over words.]] | ||
ISTPs are content to let others live according to their own rules, as long as the favor is reciprocated, and they [[Idiot|endure reasonable impositions without complaint.]] They're also really terrible at hiding shit, like putting something they don't want anyone to find, in a file title "CONFIDENTIAL-DO NOT OPEN.docx", with an exclamation point icon on it. On their desktop. | ISTPs are content to let others live according to their own rules, as long as the favor is reciprocated, and they [[Idiot|endure reasonable impositions without complaint.]] They're also really terrible at hiding shit, like putting something they don't want anyone to find, in a file title "CONFIDENTIAL-DO NOT OPEN.docx", with an exclamation point icon on it. [[Idiot|On their desktop.]] | ||
Percentage male: 7% | Percentage male: 7% | ||
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The typical cult leader. That dude who [[sex|somehow gets it]], prone to not doing anything, but still being loved by everyone. | The typical cult leader. That dude who [[sex|somehow gets it]], prone to not doing anything, but still being loved by everyone. | ||
They are great communicators and are tactful and diplomatic in social interactions, but | They are great communicators and are tactful and diplomatic in social interactions, but they are often bad at making decisions based on logic. [[Darth Vader|They often have dark thoughts when alone.]] | ||
Percentage male: 4% | Percentage male: 4% | ||
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'''[[forever alone|Healer]]''' | '''[[forever alone|Healer]]''' | ||
[[an hero|Best personality type you can be,]] [[friend zone|especially if male.]]They take almost everything personally and are very easily hurt. Prone to wearing the [[denial|rose colored glasses]] and getting constantly taken advantage of as a girl, or being a [[nice guy|permavirgin]] as a guy. They are not stupid, however they are also not very realistic and practical. Typically able to read the otherwise indecipherable bullshit documentation of computer scientists and engineers, good for them. | [[an hero|Best personality type you can be,]] [[friend zone|especially if male.]]They take almost everything personally and are very easily hurt. Prone to wearing the [[denial|rose colored glasses]] and getting constantly taken advantage of as a girl, or being a [[nice guy|permavirgin]] as a guy. They are not stupid, however they are also not very realistic and practical. Typically able to read the otherwise indecipherable bullshit documentation of computer scientists and engineers, good for them. | ||
Percentage male: 2% | Percentage male: 2% | ||
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'''[[Religion|Counselor]]''' | '''[[Religion|Counselor]]''' | ||
[[batshit insane|They are very vulnerable and complex individuals. They tend to be sensitive, with a great depth of personality. They are intricately and deeply woven, mysterious, and highly complex, sometimes puzzling even to themselves. They have an orderly view toward the world, but are internally arranged in a complex way that only they can understand.]] | [[batshit insane|They are very vulnerable and complex individuals. They tend to be sensitive, with a great depth of personality. They are intricately and deeply woven, mysterious, and highly complex, sometimes puzzling even to themselves. They have an orderly view toward the world, but are internally arranged in a complex way that only they can understand.]] INFJs make good wives. Even males. [[poison|They are making your food after all.]] | ||
Percentage male: 1% | Percentage male: 1% | ||
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==NT== | ==NT== | ||
'''[[ | '''[[Robot|Rationals]]''' | ||
They spend half of their life on the [[internets]] fapping to [[furry|beautiful asian girls]] and usually think they are superior to just about everybody in the world. | |||
Percentage male: 16% | Percentage male: 16% | ||
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'''[[Hitler|Fieldmarshal]]''' | '''[[Hitler|Fieldmarshal]]''' | ||
Congrats you are an asshole, you are really good at manipulating people and lying is easy for you. As a teenager you probably had sex a lot and had a bunch of SPs following you around, if anyone fucked with you you gave them the [[buttsex|axe]], this most likely carried on into your adult years where you continued to treat people who were superior to you as if they were god and those below you like [[shit]]. Adolf [[Hitler]] was believed to be an ENTJ, which explains why all ENTJ's, including [[jew|jewish]] ENTJ's themselves, hate Jews. | Congrats you are an asshole, you are really good at manipulating people and lying is easy for you. As a teenager you probably had sex a lot and had a bunch of SPs following you around, if anyone fucked with you you gave them the [[buttsex|axe]], this most likely carried on into your adult years where you continued to treat people who were superior to you as if they were god and those below you like [[shit]]. But remember: [[lie|Everyone has feelings, some people just want to be more private with them.]] | ||
Adolf [[Hitler]] was believed to be an ENTJ, which explains why all ENTJ's, including [[jew|jewish]] ENTJ's themselves, hate Jews. | |||
Percentage male: 4% | Percentage male: 4% | ||
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'''[[Chuck Norris|Inventor]]''' | '''[[Chuck Norris|Inventor]]''' | ||
The most introverted of all Es, probably the only profile that | The most introverted of all Es, probably the only profile that doesn't suck. They are a loser until highschool/college most of the time, when they finally figured out that most people are sheep. Especially to [[idiot|sensors,]] ENTPs often seem unrealistic. Sadly there are more sensors that intuitives out there, but evolution will fix that soon, provided that ENTPs can develop a way to actually clean their fucking rooms. Seeing they don't need to, because they're just fucking awesome, cleaning their rooms can be left to ISTJs. Minimum wage. | ||
Percentage male: 5% | Percentage male: 5% | ||
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'''[[Hentai|Mastermind]]''' | '''[[Hentai|Mastermind]]''' | ||
They categorize everything and waste time [[4chan|looking at shit that doesn't matter]]. They plot to take over the world and hate everyone, even as a child. They have a low tolerance for spin or rampant [[Christians|emotionalism.]] | They categorize everything and waste time [[4chan|looking at shit that doesn't matter]]. They plot to take over the world and hate everyone, even as a child. They have a low tolerance for spin or rampant [[Christians|emotionalism.]] But no matter how cold they seem, they secretly spend a lot of time, before going to sleep, [[fap|imagining a guy/girl that loves them.]] | ||
They would be great leaders, assuming half of the population wasn't nearly as retarded as it is right now. | |||
Most likely to be manipulated by an ENTJ or [[columbine|kill everyone in their sector at work]], or become [[an hero]] (after INFJ, who was just killed by an [[douche bag|ENTJ]]). | Most likely to be manipulated by an ENTJ or [[columbine|kill everyone in their sector at work]], or become [[an hero]] (after INFJ, who was just killed by an [[douche bag|ENTJ]]). | ||
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'''[[Autism|Architect ]]''' | '''[[Autism|Architect ]]''' | ||
1/2 of all INTPs are liberal hippies who smoke weed and live in their mothers basement, the other half are scientists and engineers who are generally completely underappreciated, and get their hats stolen by birds while daydreaming all the | 1/2 of all INTPs are liberal hippies who smoke weed and live in their mothers basement, the other half are scientists and engineers who are generally completely underappreciated, and get their hats stolen by birds while daydreaming. Like INTJs, they are self-absorbed, miserable, pedantic, passive-aggressive loners with a reputation for viciously and obsessively criticising others at the slightest mistake, and all under the guise of "speaking their minds" and some rubbish about "accuracy" and "the ultimate truth of it all". | ||
INTPs have some things in common with INFPs, but INTPs are better than INFPs in every imaginable way, and also in several ways that aren't imaginable. However, his type will soon go extinct anyway, due to their inability to [[bullshit|talk to]] anyone. | INTPs have some things in common with INFPs, but INTPs are better than INFPs in every imaginable way, and also in several ways that aren't imaginable. However, his type will soon go extinct anyway, due to their inability to [[bullshit|talk to]] anyone. | ||
Revision as of 10:50, 22 May 2011
This acronym secretly stands for Massively Boring Talking Idiots. People who make their living consulting other people on how to be MBTI will, of course, deny this fervently.
The purpose of MBTI is to assign everyone letters which they will not understand, so that the Global Masonic Conspiricy can more easily decide who to assign to the gulags, and who to simply kill outright.
There are some tests which help you to find out your type without understanding this bullshit, but they are more or less ridiculous, at least any you'll find online. The questions are something like "Do you prefer empathy or rationality?" which means "Do you want points to your T score or F score?", so not very helpful at all.
What the Letters Mean
- I - Introvert: Likes to be alone, prefers own company compared to the company of others.
- E - Extrovert: Likes to be around others, social, prefers company of others compared to own company
- S - Sensing: Thinks about present reality, more concerned with practically and facts.
- N - iNtuitive: Thinks about the future and possibilities, is theoretical.
- T - Thinker: Logical, rational, uses logic to make decisions,
- F - Feeler: Emotional, takes emotions into account when making decisions.
- P - Perceiver: Flexible, deals with things as they happen, their house resembles a radioactive wasteland.
- J - Judging: Rigid, structured, planned.
Typology
SJ
The "normal" people, afraid of change and everything else. You will never meet one you haven't wanted to kill at some point.
Percentage male: 54%
Percentage female: 53%
ESTJ
They memorize stupid facts like baseball statistics, then look at you retarded when you bring up something that hasn't been in existence for at least 100 years. They have a lot of respect for authority, and they put a lot of value to titles, ranks and positions. Their appearance is very neat and a bit conservative. They won’t look very different from what’s average, but they do care a lot about how they look. Right now they're being stuck up asswholes hoarding their jew-dollars for Black Ops lobbies.
Percentage male: 23%
Percentage female: 13%
ESFJ
They like to talk about their feelings and to give their opinion about everything that is happening around them. They have a strong image about how things should be and about what’s right or wrong. They usually live by those values and expect other people to do the same. They’re extremely thin skinned (sensitive), and they become very illogical when you have seriously hurt their feelings. This can result in drastic actions from their side, like ending friendships or ending deals. They are usually stupid as shit, and only care about American Idol and some ESFP attention whores.
Percentage male: 10%
Percentage female: 25%
ISFJ
Same as above, except that they'll typically have less friends and are prone to shutting the fuck up and making you some food.
Percentage male: 5%
Percentage female: 10%
ISTJ
They have no friends and typically walk way to fast. They only care about money, are prone to disagreeing with anyone who comes up with a new idea, and use a scale of 1 to 100 to quantify how much they love someone. They hate taking any kind of risk, even though they are often found in the army. They also have incredible powers of concentration and determination. They have the same issue as ESTJs when it comes to being jews with their idiotic facts. They're probably watching a western from 1920, being a hard ass. They're also the limp crash dummy trying to act straight as it falls off a cliff after he got shot. Twice.
Percentage male: 16%
Percentage female: 5%
SP
Don't expect anything they say or do to make sense, don't expect them to care about doing or saying things that make sense, and if possible, flee and never look back.
Percentage male: 31%
Percentage female: 23%
ESTP
Typical asshole, prone to break INFP's hearts. A natural salesman who typically has no fucking idea what he's talking about, but does it with a huge smile. Found in malls and politics. May be successful if he/she has NT friends, evolving into a pretty cool guy. Don't let your girlfriend talk to an ESTP, or he fucks her within two days.
Percentage male: 11%
Percentage female: 3%
ESFP
They are easy distracted and don´t like to make plans or think about the future. In fact, they usually have the attention span of a goldfish. Because they learn more by doing than by studying or reading, they tend to rush into things, traditional schools can be difficult for them. They are natural performers who like to entertain people. Boxxy and basically every porn star.
Percentage male: 8%
Percentage female: 12%
ISFP
They are likely to have some kind of active artistic hobby like drawing, painting or playing an instrument. Though not inclined to debate or necessarily even air their views, their values are very important to them. Known for creating retarded trends, and giving people pretty pictures
Percentage male: 5%
Percentage female: 6%
ISTP
They can work any tool/machine if they read the instructions. They´re good at acting in the moment without planning but bad at long term commitments. They prefer actions over words. ISTPs are content to let others live according to their own rules, as long as the favor is reciprocated, and they endure reasonable impositions without complaint. They're also really terrible at hiding shit, like putting something they don't want anyone to find, in a file title "CONFIDENTIAL-DO NOT OPEN.docx", with an exclamation point icon on it. On their desktop.
Percentage male: 7%
Percentage female: 2%
NF
They think that aids is a product of gmo, and most of the time end up in their mom's basement or under a causeway.
Percentage male: 9%
Percentage female: 21%
ENFJ
The typical cult leader. That dude who somehow gets it, prone to not doing anything, but still being loved by everyone. They are great communicators and are tactful and diplomatic in social interactions, but they are often bad at making decisions based on logic. They often have dark thoughts when alone.
Percentage male: 4%
Percentage female: 6%
ENFP
Very similar to the ESFP couterpart, except that they are slightly more intelligent and actually do something instead of just bitching. They often have an original dressing style. They don’t like criticism and try to solve problems by talking about their feelings. They tend to idealize people, and can be disappointed when reality fails to fulfill their expectations, and are easily frustrated if a project requires a great deal of follow-up or attention to detail.
Percentage male: 2%
Percentage female: 7%
INFP
Best personality type you can be, especially if male.They take almost everything personally and are very easily hurt. Prone to wearing the rose colored glasses and getting constantly taken advantage of as a girl, or being a permavirgin as a guy. They are not stupid, however they are also not very realistic and practical. Typically able to read the otherwise indecipherable bullshit documentation of computer scientists and engineers, good for them.
Percentage male: 2%
Percentage female: 5%
INFJ
They are very vulnerable and complex individuals. They tend to be sensitive, with a great depth of personality. They are intricately and deeply woven, mysterious, and highly complex, sometimes puzzling even to themselves. They have an orderly view toward the world, but are internally arranged in a complex way that only they can understand. INFJs make good wives. Even males. They are making your food after all.
Percentage male: 1%
Percentage female: 3%
NT
They spend half of their life on the internets fapping to beautiful asian girls and usually think they are superior to just about everybody in the world.
Percentage male: 16%
Percentage female: 3%
ENTJ
Congrats you are an asshole, you are really good at manipulating people and lying is easy for you. As a teenager you probably had sex a lot and had a bunch of SPs following you around, if anyone fucked with you you gave them the axe, this most likely carried on into your adult years where you continued to treat people who were superior to you as if they were god and those below you like shit. But remember: Everyone has feelings, some people just want to be more private with them. Adolf Hitler was believed to be an ENTJ, which explains why all ENTJ's, including jewish ENTJ's themselves, hate Jews.
Percentage male: 4%
Percentage female: 1%
ENTP
The most introverted of all Es, probably the only profile that doesn't suck. They are a loser until highschool/college most of the time, when they finally figured out that most people are sheep. Especially to sensors, ENTPs often seem unrealistic. Sadly there are more sensors that intuitives out there, but evolution will fix that soon, provided that ENTPs can develop a way to actually clean their fucking rooms. Seeing they don't need to, because they're just fucking awesome, cleaning their rooms can be left to ISTJs. Minimum wage.
Percentage male: 5%
Percentage female: 1%
INTJ
They categorize everything and waste time looking at shit that doesn't matter. They plot to take over the world and hate everyone, even as a child. They have a low tolerance for spin or rampant emotionalism. But no matter how cold they seem, they secretly spend a lot of time, before going to sleep, imagining a guy/girl that loves them. They would be great leaders, assuming half of the population wasn't nearly as retarded as it is right now. Most likely to be manipulated by an ENTJ or kill everyone in their sector at work, or become an hero (after INFJ, who was just killed by an ENTJ).
Percentage male: 4%
Percentage female: less than 1%
INTP
1/2 of all INTPs are liberal hippies who smoke weed and live in their mothers basement, the other half are scientists and engineers who are generally completely underappreciated, and get their hats stolen by birds while daydreaming. Like INTJs, they are self-absorbed, miserable, pedantic, passive-aggressive loners with a reputation for viciously and obsessively criticising others at the slightest mistake, and all under the guise of "speaking their minds" and some rubbish about "accuracy" and "the ultimate truth of it all". INTPs have some things in common with INFPs, but INTPs are better than INFPs in every imaginable way, and also in several ways that aren't imaginable. However, his type will soon go extinct anyway, due to their inability to talk to anyone.
Percentage male: 3%
Percentage female: less than 1%
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